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Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by ststyreal(f): 11:37pm On Nov 05, 2015
jonaifame22:
I swear now I beginning to get scared, dnt knw if any gal will still love to fvck me any longer.
Buahahahahah I can't help but burst into laughter. Abeg, u no go kill me oooooooo
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by ststyreal(f): 11:39pm On Nov 05, 2015
jonaifame22:
I fvcked a gal frm the north in 2012 during NYSC, but this curvr tin jus happened recently
O boy, it's like u r serious ooooo ooooo. Buahahahahah ewoooooo, nothing we no go hear. Wetin we go call this your case now?
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Yksoul(m): 11:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
It's Normal Consult Ur Doctor
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by ehissi(m): 11:57pm On Nov 05, 2015
jonaifame22:
Pls wat cld be responsible
Age!!

Science has infact proven that nobody's penis is straight!! At full erection everybody male organ is actually curved in nature, more like a banana; its only a matter of time and lifestyle before the full curve begins to show most especially when fully erect!!

Though there are certain lifestyle choices/factors that emphasize the curve e.g. Masturbation, sleeping patterns, choice of clothings, accidents etc

So if you are no longer a teenager and may have been using your tool of sexual affection, expect the curve; every observant male, fully aroused and erect should see it!!

It may be pointing upwards, a little to the left, a little to the right or slighty downwards but "he" just love point where "his" mind leads............

Hmmmmmmmm............

#WakaPass#
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
blessed is he who beleiveth wthout seeing, said jesus christ who is the wisest man to ever walk the earth
Noooo..noooo....never mixed religion and ur D otherwise ul have to post it in diff section...all we want is a proof and not Jesus talking abt wise men.
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 12:27am On Nov 06, 2015
IamMrNoble:
curious?? like seriously?? lol
Yes...that y we need proof, it cud be a close up pic or juz a whole body pic tongue grin
I dnt like to imagine coz I may imagine the worst thing..
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 12:28am On Nov 06, 2015
pbs4real:
u sure wna see ithuh
Why, is that wrong? Were all adult and it's part of science too tongue grin
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 2:16am On Nov 06, 2015
ststyreal:
Buahahahahah I can't help but burst into laughter. Abeg, u no go kill me oooooooo
hehehehehe, buh for real, I'm concerned abt dis!
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 2:17am On Nov 06, 2015
ststyreal:
O boy, it's like u r serious ooooo ooooo. Buahahahahah ewoooooo, nothing we no go hear. Wetin we go call this your case now?
I'm not joking, I'm serious
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 2:18am On Nov 06, 2015
Yksoul:
It's Normal Consult Ur Doctor
are u curved in ur dick too?
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 2:20am On Nov 06, 2015
ehissi:
Age!!

Science has infact proven that nobody's penis is straight!! At full erection everybody male organ is actually curved in nature, more like a banana; its only a matter of time and lifestyle before the full curve begins to show most especially when fully erect!!

Though there are certain lifestyle choices/factors that emphasize the curve e.g. Masturbation, sleeping patterns, choice of clothings, accidents etc

So if you are no longer a teenager and may have been using your tool of sexual affection, expect the curve; every observant male, fully aroused and erect should see it!!

It may be pointing upwards, a little to the left, a little to the right or slighty downwards but "he" just love point where "his" mind leads............

Hmmmmmmmm............

#WakaPass#
abeg neva waka pass o, pls tell me more.
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 2:22am On Nov 06, 2015
KashyBaby:
Noooo..noooo....never mixed religion and ur D otherwise ul have to post it in diff section...all we want is a proof and not Jesus talking abt wise men.
angry
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by ChynoBEATS: 4:09am On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
Pls wat cld be responsible
Seems like you do wear tight trousers
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 4:49am On Nov 06, 2015
ChynoBEATS:
Seems like you do wear tight trousers
no, I don't
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 4:53am On Nov 06, 2015
It deflated n defeated.
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by ChynoBEATS: 4:53am On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
no, I don't
Hmm okay.....






Well mine did cos i used to wear tight trousers when i was still in Js3











But now .......... Hehe ....
I can't say much :-x











Itaff correct itself
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 6:34am On Nov 06, 2015
more than 60% of guys have slight bends on there dicks ... some right, some left , some up , some down .. with only a few having perfectly straight dicks .... with left been the most common ....

but severe bends are due to Peyronie's disease and requires surgical correction ....
and i doubt you have peyronie because you are not a virgin ....

so cheer up ....
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 6:56am On Nov 06, 2015
Adanna28:
It deflated n defeated.
26d83765 is my pin, hook up wth me and let's know if it's defeated and deflated or not
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 6:57am On Nov 06, 2015
ChynoBEATS:
Hmm okay.....






Well mine did cos i used to wear tight trousers when i was still in Js3











But now .......... Hehe ....
I can't say much :-x











Itaff correct itself
wow! That means mine, too will get corrected soon
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 6:59am On Nov 06, 2015
sexyexcalibur:
more than 60% of guys have slight bends on there dicks ... some right, some left , some up , some down .. with only a few having perfectly straight dicks .... with left been the most common ....

but severe bends are due to Peyronie's disease and requires surgical correction ....
and i doubt you have peyronie because you are not a virgin ....

so cheer up ....
hmmmmmm!, thanks all the same
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 7:00am On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
26d83765 is my pin, hook up wth me and let's know if it's defeated and deflated or not
Lol you are smooth, I give you that cheesy
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 7:18am On Nov 06, 2015
Adanna28:
Lol you are smooth, I give you that cheesy
lol, u don't knw how smooth I am yet, cos u haven't had the taste of the pudding wth me yet. wink
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 7:26am On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
lol, u don't knw how smooth I am yet, cos u haven't had the taste of the pudding wth me yet. wink
Pudding is delicious, like when I'm licking ice cream off the tip of my fingers, when it melts on a sunny day.
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by pbs4real(m): 7:51am On Nov 06, 2015
KashyBaby:
Why, is that wrong? Were all adult and it's part of science too tongue grin
the part of science that's gna make u WET? grin undecided
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 8:00am On Nov 06, 2015
pbs4real:
the part of science that's gna make u WET? grin undecided
Haahahhaaha...u r funny the way u imagine boo kiss grin
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 8:08am On Nov 06, 2015
Adanna28:
Pudding is delicious, like when I'm licking ice cream off the tip of my fingers, when it melts on a sunny day.
of course it is, buh my pudding"s gat more than the regular ones u know wink
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 8:30am On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
of course it is, buh my pudding"s gat more than the regular ones u know wink
kiss
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by jonaifame22(op): 8:37am On Nov 06, 2015
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by pbs4real(m): 10:53am On Nov 06, 2015
KashyBaby:
Haahahhaaha...u r funny the way u imagine boo kiss grin
like seriously? smiley kiss
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by ibrams(m): 5:58pm On Nov 13, 2015
pearlynn:
curve it to the right.. it's dt simple
are you sure
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by Nobody: 9:20pm On Nov 13, 2015
Its known as pyrenoid disease(its not deadly though)...google for more info
Re: Help, I Jus Noticed My Dicck Has Curved 2 The Left. by easterwick(m): 10:16pm On Dec 14, 2015
Guy hav u tried traction device am like u bro any time i look at my joystick curve slightly to the right like banana shape i feel belittle,embarrased i have so many girls poking at me cuz am handsome but i feel insecure to get along... Though mine is natural that is from birth. but i hav done a research that the best solution is traction(peyronie device,x4lab,proextender etc about 35k for original and 8k for china i order d original) u wear it for about six months at ur own convinence at home the traction will stretch the shorter side to meet up with the longer side and can add more length nd girth to ur joystick dont listen to nairalanders or blacks most of them will make jest out of ur condition i dnt ask blck for help in this kind of situation dey will mock and ridicule at you cus dey dont even care, how u feel rather goto foreign forum they will sympatize with you and sugest solution for you, there are numbers of forum for this problem and am in most of them searching for solution so brother u are not alone my prayer is that this traction should rescue. for there are testimonies of those using it...for those laughing the cause peyronie diseases varies ..natural,circumsizing a child,masturbation,sex,undee so they are many affect every age range...so is not...
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