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Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:17pm On Nov 10, 2015
Women always talk of caring husband with future ambition but they always chose to ignore the fact that they need not to stop weaving the wife material in them. The rate of irresponsibility and fakeness is becoming alarming and unbearable. Many wonder why some women chose to have a roommate in institution and dated him for 5years. Bikonu! He never pay your dowry na angry! If you see such, the wife material no reach half a yard mehn wink, here are ways to actually know the Less wife material amidst them...

* If your GF is not physically or mentally challenged, and she asked for cash on weekend basis for hair style and wardrobe...abeg, the material too small. Take her out and let her work too. Abi!

* If your GF spends time partying with friends (and enemies) during working hours on weekdays, dump her. No be original material, e go soon fade. Abi na weekend partying you wan dey do after marriagehuh?

* The wife material wey dey inside her don expire if she stays in her parents house, spends and feed there and still require you spend from your own end by fire by force. Abeg, pick race...na danger you dey so. cheesy

* She pressures you for marriage, yet all she is good at is to Boil water, Rice and fry indomie. Abeg, no even consider am cos if you do, na Kwashiokor you dey invite for future so.

* She is a 3/4 yard wife material is she encourages you to spend as you get/ she doesn't have her own saving. If she dey form Otedola daughter for you, no mind am o..na to finish your career she dey after and she go run follow another wanna spend guy when the time comes.


No human is perfect. So, before you request for the Husband material in a man, first use and test the wife material in you and see that it's original. Cos if its nor Original...it can never be like ORIGINAL!

#peaceOut
cc:StephenieEzeh
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by sinaj(f): 3:22pm On Nov 10, 2015
Issorite
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by MrTeymee(m): 3:22pm On Nov 10, 2015
Some girls wife material na 1 thread.. e no fit even stich boxers lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

God help us all embarassed
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by Nobody: 3:27pm On Nov 10, 2015
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If your girlfriend dey lie down for bed like dead plywood if u dey gonk her, my guy, she's not a wife material.
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:27pm On Nov 10, 2015
MrTeymee:
Some girls wife material na 1 thread.. e no fit even stich boxers lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

God help us all embarassed
Haba guy! you for still give them hope now angry angry

A thread z too small faaa grin grin

Na true sha
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:29pm On Nov 10, 2015
stupidity:
grin

If your girlfriend dey lie down for bed like dead plywood if u dey gonk her, my guy, she's not a wife material.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
heheheheheheheheeh


Na you gangan need help.
By the time you use 5alomos,
she go respond!!!

grin
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by eyeon(m): 3:31pm On Nov 10, 2015
This one no even reach my hanky size... You dey talk of yard here.
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:34pm On Nov 10, 2015
eyeon:
This one no even reach my hanky size... You dey talk of yard here.
Which one be hanky size again!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by eyeon(m): 3:39pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
Which one be hanky size again!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin
The kinda girls talked about no reach my handkerchief size and they were promoted to 1 yard material. Check am naa.
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by Nobody: 3:39pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
heheheheheheheheeh


Na you gangan need help.
By the time you use 5alomos,
she go respond!!!

grin
waten I mean be say, e suppose be "fvck me, I fvck you". But No, na only we guys go dey sweat ontop them while dey enjoy and moan. They lack bedmatics experience.
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:40pm On Nov 10, 2015
eyeon:
The kinda girls talked about no reach my handkerchief size and they were promoted to 1 yard material. Check am naa.
You be wan make them commit suicide untop my post abi!
Am not ready to do that. At least, give some hope to the
HOPELESS wink cheesy
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:42pm On Nov 10, 2015
stupidity:
waten I mean be say, e suppose be "fvck me, I fvck you". But No, na only we guys go dey sweat ontop them while dey enjoy and moan. They lack bedmatics experience.
Oya gerramaTHREAD...The one wey a laff don do
grin grin grin grin grin


Bedmatics experience kor.... Rugmatics experience ni
cheesy


Make them ladies enter con defend themsef jor!
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by eyeon(m): 3:49pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
You be wan make them commit suicide untop my post abi! Am not ready to do that. At least, give some hope to the HOPELESS wink cheesy
Just as they'll give you hope too? It's okay.
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 3:50pm On Nov 10, 2015
eyeon:
Just as they'll give you hope too? It's okay.
angry angry angry undecided
#mute

You right there!
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by Nobody: 3:56pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
Oya gerramaTHREAD...The one wey a laff don do
grin grin grin grin grin


Bedmatics experience kor.... Rugmatics experience ni
cheesy


Make them ladies enter con defend themsef jor!
cheesy cheesy
I still dey find gal wey go lure me enter room, pull my clothes, roll CD on my D, lie me down, and cow girl ontop me. After every every, she go clean me up, peck me and gimme Tfare take go house. Dat kindda girl I go marry. WifeMaterial#
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by eyeon(m): 3:59pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
angry angry angry undecided #mute
You right there!
Check am naa.
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by obiorathesubtle: 4:00pm On Nov 10, 2015
embarassed no guy! This is SENSE!

Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
embarassed no guy! This is SENSE!
NO! undecided






grin grin grin
Well, am gonna manage $1,300
#inPunkyveerVoice
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by obiorathesubtle: 4:08pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
NO! undecided





grin grin grin Well, am gonna manage $1,300 #inPunkyveerVoice
issorite. Come kirikiri come take am
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 4:34pm On Nov 10, 2015
stupidity:
cheesy cheesy
I still dey find gal wey go lure me enter room, pull my clothes, roll CD on my D, lie me down, and cow girl ontop me. After every every, she go clean me up, peck me and gimme Tfare take go house. Dat kindda girl I go marry. WifeMaterial#
chai.. see your life grin grin grin grin
If person dey dream, shey e dey voice am ni? cheesy



Maybe in 25yrs to come, you go see am
#wifematerial indeed grin grin grin
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 4:35pm On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
issorite. Come kirikiri come take am
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Kii wah!

Bros nna! I no dey even pray say make ma enemy dey that
area embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by obiorathesubtle: 4:43pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Kii wah!

Bros nna! I no dey even pray say make ma enemy dey that
area embarassed lipsrsealed
chei! Sorry mah guy. I understand, Then I no fit help you nah, but you fit just take the medal sha, ask mamagee3, na she be my housegirl wey dy take care of my medals
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 4:49pm On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
chei! Sorry mah guy. I understand, Then I no fit help you nah, but you fit just take the medal sha, ask mamagee3, na she be my housegirl wey dy take care of my medals
See as he spoil person career sad sad sad
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by obiorathesubtle: 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2015
donTbone:
See as he spoil person career sad sad sad
no seriously. Ask her undecided
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 5:08pm On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
no seriously. Ask her undecided
mamagee...abeg con defend una sef ooo grin
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by damioyefolu: 5:43pm On Nov 10, 2015
My wife material should sew a G-string sad
Re: Ways To Know Your GF Aint More Than 1yard Wife Material. by donTbone(op): 7:29am On Nov 11, 2015
damioyefolu:
My wife material should sew a G-string sad
Iyen nan daa... If the wife material never dey enough to sow skirt, you still dey learn! lipsrsealed
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