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Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 10:34am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:I do. My friend borrowed it to read with |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 10:38am On Nov 12, 2015 |
missKiffy:this, ma'am is a very short memoir on my recent sexual intercourse |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 10:41am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Mrsbieber:I could give you a bear hug right now! Everybody on Nairaland should be more like you! *pulls out a wad of cash* please just tell me how I can appreciate you for this! |
Re: 8 by mysticjack95(m): 10:48am On Nov 12, 2015 |
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Re: 8 by Mrsbieber(f): 10:50am On Nov 12, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:wel u can just give me a high five |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 10:51am On Nov 12, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Hahahaha and your phone don't have torch light |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 11:00am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:both my phones were off at that moment sha. It was just asif the universe did not want us to continue fcccking |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 11:01am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Mrsbieber:hehe. Such modesty. Me likey! |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:06am On Nov 12, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Hahahaha if you really know what you are doing you can still Bleep in darkness |
Re: 8 by fullstreets: 11:08am On Nov 12, 2015 |
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Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:habaa. I grew a phobia after one time when I was gonking and electric ant bit my d/ck! Hoiy sh/t!! That day was something else!(I just shrugged right now. Remembered the pain) So, I always fcck with the light on. I don't want no more surprises. Next one might be a fcccking snake. Who knows?? |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 11:14am On Nov 12, 2015 |
fullstreets:Lol. Nice one |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:18am On Nov 12, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Hahahaha then you have to buy kerosene lamp and keep in your room |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 11:25am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:mehn. Only the gods know where I can find that one in year 2015, moreover. If I go to the market looking for kerosene lamp, people would look at me like I'm crazy Plus, I don't have any plans to burn down my landlord's house, we could be in the heat of the thing and somebody puts a foot wrong.. How would I explain to my grumpy landlord?? I'm sorry sir, it was the work of the devil, we were having sex and the house just caught fire?? Mehn. They'll just give me life imprisonment |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:33am On Nov 12, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:There is no way you can burn down your landlord house with that kerosene lamp am talking about my grand mum love kerosene lamp more than the chargeable lamp but in case you want to buy the kerosene lamp make sure you buy the original one |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:35am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:i do nt think hw wants to buy it |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:37am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Johnsown1:Then stop complaining |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:39am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown: cherry can come and teach me hw to bleep in darkness. |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:41am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Johnsown1:How can a little girl like me teach an old man like you |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:43am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:miracle happens, always. Little Jesus taught elders in the synagogues 1 Like |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:45am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:yes ma and sorry for complaining ma |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:53am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Johnsown1:Better |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 11:54am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Johnsown1:Wow am happy you said little jesus but am little cherrybrown |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:59am On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:Jesus was a name given to him while cherry is name given to u, and all are human. |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 12:00pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:thank ma |
Re: 8 by obiorathesubtle: 12:12pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:hehe. I'll definitely look you up when I want to buy one |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 12:12pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Johnsown1:You are welcome Sir |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 12:14pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Johnsown1:Jesus is 100% greater than me only that he made me in his own image |
Re: 8 by cherrybrown(f): 12:17pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:No problem until then |
Re: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 12:41pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:it is true bt we were taught to imitate him |
Re: 8 by danduchi(m): 12:54pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Another waste of sperm.... Open her legs and stare till light comes 1 Like |
Re: 8 by flames007(m): 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Harbosede02:Lol! i think his village witches farted on his destiny. SMH for op 1 Like |
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