anigbajumo:






Did someone tell you how eagerly this new day was waiting for you. So please now give some rest to your bed and pillow and get going. Get up and start your day with a fresh zeal and enthusiasm. Good Morning and have a happy day ahead. God bless you.........


Ar u nw satisfied?

free2ryhme:


no one is gonna waste acid on you

Khd95:
Lol.

Na girls even they ask abt my girlfrend(s) somtimes

girl:bobo

me:bae hw u

girl:iam gud,i like ur dp is so cute(na ugly pix i upload oo,but she wan enter me)

me: oh dat,tanks.

Girl:uwc,ur girl is luck,*tongue oue

me:i dont ve a girl frend(na lie oo)

girl:taaah big boy like u no girl frend?

Me:iam married,my wife must not c dis chat or she will trace u down nd brake ur neck,she doesnt joke wit me at all

girl:shuooooo,ahh pele oo

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she will nevr ever bring dat topic up again

Merlissa:
We don't want to be bathed with acid


Biko

WE?

Tpeters:
Tar!!!!

]Worriseat?

ourleader:
Don't blame them, its because guys of nowadays is untrustful! My girl know, she alone is my through & joys. Even with my challenge of searching for a job, she loves me as if other guys are not exist, then why should I do her harm (cheating). Am proud of my babe, I LOVES HER FOREVER!!!
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missKiffy:

Jesus you are wicked o

sexylogan:

Euro31:
wicked !

osabiya16:
BAD GUY

BABANGBALI:
thats vickyrotex slogan on nairaland

Mariojane:
lolz. that is better

free2ryhme:


I only told her/him the truth acid is used for battery why waste it on someone when you can use it for better things and make money out of it. except you want to tell me that using it on her makes her important

Freemanan:

free2ryhme:

no one is gonna waste acid on you

Mariojane:
Am guilty of that but it has nothing to do with crushing on you, i just want you to go straight to the reason why you are chatting with me not disturbing my phone with messages everyday. and once the guy want to play along telling me he does not want my boyfriend to break his head i will tell him straight up that my boyfriend is very tall and you are in soup if he sees your message or you anywhere around me.


some guys can be very annoying with the way they chat with ladies. very early on Monday morning their first word will be 'sup' who does that? my reply is always 'sky' cos they are asking what is up. how can i have a crush on such guy that can't send sweet messages or proper greeting?

leofab:
99% of ladies are taken while 99% of guys are single... Abeg oh who are dating us?!!

VickyRotex:


Its too early to be high o

demarc001:
Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend!

*****************************
WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

cokerman:
This conversation is the typical one showing that the lady in question is highly interested in the guy. The guy needs no prophet to decipher the message. It's plain and crystal clear.

baruzeez:
I don know say na guys go comment pass
But seriously why is it dat the handsome guys dey always dey single or is dating a wowo babe

leofab:
99% of ladies are taken while 99% of guys are single... Abeg oh who are dating us?!!

demarc001:
Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend!

*****************************
WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

fruityjojo:
Crushing on the guy ke! We do this when we want to let the guy down softly and nicely! Instead of just outright cussing the guy.
This is the only nice way