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Estharfabian:
LoL from what I've heard...Nothing beats The real Thing...

True. I told her that too.


But then, half bread is better than no bread at all.

obiorathesubtle:
*round of applause*


But you didn't do what I asked

Which is how do you break up with her. That I don't know how to answer lol. Just tell her it's not working out for you, because that IS the truth of the matter.

Estharfabian:
Well, I Used to Be....Buh Nigerians turned "feminism" into something Else...

Anyways....Thanks for the hugs....I Don't need it.. You don't Look like One of the "good guys"...

It's Okay for A guy to Cheat Buh when A Girl does the Exact thing, You'd see bashing/rude comments from these NL Hypocrites...! it's Sad

hahaha


You don't need the hugs? Now that's just rude! I was a good guy, for a year and five months! The fÚck am I? A fÚcking tree?? See. Even trees fÚck!

Don't fault us for trying to keep the world normal

Obiora if say u no be my friend I for abuse ur life ehn..but because u be my friend lemme just pretend like I didn't read dis

Btw wen leaving ur "no sex" relatnship take dis with you. diamonds aren't easy to get sometimes pple leave diamond to chase stones because of impatient and lack of perseverance...watch dat gal fvck u and fvck all ur frnds together bet!

Outta here

PunkyVeer:
Which is how do you break up with her. That I don't know how to answer lol. Just tell her it's not working out for you, because that IS the truth of the matter.

hmmm, thanks, I'll write this down

zaragal:
Obiora if say u no be my friend I for abuse ur life ehn..but because u be my friend lemme just pretend like I didn't read dis

Btw wen leaving ur "no sex" relatnship take dis with you. diamonds aren't easy to get sometimes pple leave diamond to chase stones because of impatient and lack of perseverance...watch dat gal fvck u and fvck all ur frnds together bet!

Outta here

And sometimes people leave stones for diamonds. It's a 2-way thing aunty

hariorh:
I've seen this setting before. It never ends well... Seems the babe is not really into you. Looks like u just pressurized her and she agreed on those conditions.

Anyway sha, if na so, I'd advise u let her go.

Otherwise she seems OK to me than thy side chick

hmmm. You're a bad detective. She's not into me? A year n five months? Well, at first I was doing all the work, but later I just sat back and watched her do all the work.

Hmmm. I'll write this down, but I am not satisfied with your advice, I mean it when I say it

jonaifame22:
u said u wanted to knw how to dispatch her kindly right?

GBAM!

zaragal:
Obiora if say u no be my friend I for abuse ur life ehn..but because u be my friend lemme just pretend like I didn't read dis

Btw wen leaving ur "no sex" relatnship take dis with you. diamonds aren't easy to get sometimes pple leave diamond to chase stones because of impatient and lack of perseverance...watch dat gal fvck u and fvck all ur frnds together bet!

Outta here

zara? Omg! You just ripped out my heart and threw it out the fÚcking door

1year and 5months is impatience? I finally tasted the apple again sweetie. And it's too late to go back to Eden

Im sure the op does not need any advice..Its just a way of playing around...Tell her u cant wait anu longer

obiorathesubtle:
zara? Omg! You just ripped out my heart and threw it out the fÚcking door

1year and 5months is impatience? I finally tasted the apple again sweetie. And it's too late to go back to Eden

People do celibate for 10years or less wat is 1year/half..biko pack well...Shebi u see d guys I dated on the thread all virgin no lies...no sex all through

hariorh:
And sometimes people leave stones for diamonds. It's a 2-way thing aunty

Ofcos dat is very rewarding

zaragal:
People do celibate for 10years or less wat is 1year/half..biko part well...Shebi u see d guys I dated on the thread all virgin no lies...no sex all through

10years? I dy craze?


Hmmm, only God knows what those guys do when the konji comes

obiorathesubtle:
10years? I dy craze?


Hmmm, only God knows what those guys do when the konji comes

They fast and pray...most tym I date pastor's or long born agains....i no fit shout....dem no dey bother for sex @ all...na dem go even dey encourage u ...me I fit go follow pesin wey go strafe MBA....i don't walk dat line...nah all dis konji boys dey find konji up and down....like u

obiorathesubtle:
hahaha


You don't need the hugs? Now that's just rude! I was a good guy, for a year and five months! The fÚck am I? A fÚcking tree?? See. Even trees fÚck!

Don't fault us for trying to keep the world normal

℅∆No Hard feelings bro...

LoL Well, Good for You...

zaragal:
They fast and pray...most tym I date pastor's or long born agains....i no fit shout....dem no dey bother for sex @ all...na dem go even dey encourage u ...me I fit go follow pesin wey go strafe MBA....i don't walk dat line...nah all dis konji boys dey find konji up and down....like u

so. You date pastors? Smh. I can't even look at you right now

Me? Konji boy? Why you dy against me now? I dy support you o! No forget!

obiorathesubtle:
Yea. I don't write stories, I'll just list everything out
1. I love her
2. We're in a no-sex relationship
3. I've been faithful, 1 year and 5 months without sex. It's hard! I need a damn medal!
4. I had sex with another girl(I didn't cheat, we never agreed I won't have sex with someone else.)
5. It was mind blowing. I just remembered what the fûck it feels like, the waist pain, the pleasure! Fûck! That shît was good!
6. The girl I had sex with is ready for a relationship, she says she'll wait for me, she loves me and all. I don't love her, but I can manage, as long as I'm getting the kpomo
7. I want to break up with my girlfriend


Question: how do I do it without making it look like it's because of the sex?
Question 2: uuuh. If I just tell her, I'm breaking up with you, she'll ask questions and I hate answering her questions. So, how do I do it on stealth mode?? So she won't overreact and all.

Yes! Oya. Keep em answers coming!

y go into a "no sex relationship", wat d hell do u do in d relationship? gist?

obiorathesubtle:
so. You date pastors? Smh. I can't even look at you right now

Me? Konji boy? Why you dy against me now? I dy support you o! No forget!

OK sooorry...my nairaland padi

Harbosede02:
op permit to say dah yu are sick......so u wanna dump ur girl cos she doesn't want s*x....and u wanna go for a girl dah will give yu s*x abi?? So when u are done with her....with the hope of marrying a virgin u would go bck to ur real gf and start saying its the devils work.....mummu

re u a virgin?

Keep d 1 u love, nd continue avin sex with d one u dnt love. Win win situation.

afesimicaleb:
re u a virgin?

wah a question... Mtcheeew

justified19:
y go into a "no sex relationship", wat d hell do u do in d relationship? gist?

ma guy. Na love o. E been dy chak me

afesimicaleb:
Keep d 1 u love, nd continue avin sex with d one u dnt love. Win win situation.

hmmm. I like this, but I can't handle double dating. I might try

obiorathesubtle:
ma guy. Na love o. E been dy chak me

d only thing a girl can offfer u dat a guy or ur family cant offer is sex...and dat is d only reason u cant date ur sister or ur guy...

Harbosede02:
wah a question... Mtcheeew

I taught as much.

justified19:
d only thing a girl can offfer u dat a guy or ur family cant offer is sex...and dat is d only reason u cant date ur sister or ur guy...

mehn. You get point o

obiorathesubtle:
hmmm. I like this, but I can't handle double dating. I might try

its not double dating!, its just puting ur needs b4 ur wants. ( U want a relationship but u need it to com with sex)

Harbosede02:
wah a question... Mtcheeew

I taught as much!

One, your first relationship is a deceit.

Two, you are actually breaking up because of NO SEX.


Next !!!

Harbosede02:
op permit to say dah yu are sick......so u wanna dump ur girl cos she doesn't want s*x....and u wanna go for a girl dah will give yu s*x abi?? So when u are done with her....with the hope of marrying a virgin u would go bck to ur real gf and start saying its the devils work.....mummu

His girl is most likely pretending about the sex issue.

Likewise himself.

She is probably creating a thread or story about it elsewhere..

Estharfabian:
MoRAL LeSSON to The Ladies Out There:- Don't Get into A Relationship If You don't wanna have sex...Platonic Relationship doesn't exist!!! Hold The cookie tight...


These Niggaz Ain't Loyal....

like d way u approach tinz.

obiorathesubtle:
mehn. You get point o

naso na..