missbronze:
My dear in Abj.

you based in Enugu or for a visit?

I am asking because I missed that Enugu okpa ooo.

Oh I'm based here now, moved over two yrs ago...work related. And yes, I know where all d good okpa vendors are

udysweet:
U gotta be kidding me?! U bought below pump price? Magneto mbok return d fule wit immediate alacrity,hahahah! I suspect the fuel o,don't let it cos more harm than good pls! Heard a gist frm a frnd whose frnd got fuel blaack market for 15k(above normal price for ecah litre o) jus so he cld go to work. And d result,he coughed out 800k to fix a knocked engine and evn afta dat d car never remained d same. Imagine wat he wld hav saved himself if e had jus kukuma called in sick at d ofice. Abg no dey try dat type risk jo,lol. As for d heat,I been don bathe sef,but for where? Sily tin made me hav a headache join sef,come b lik say when France begin bomb ISIS hideouts for Syria,lol! Have a great day dearie

My dear I thot of dat too so I'm gonna play it safe. I go take style observe my guy ride for like 2 days while I park mine (na him carry me go buy d fuel o )...any 'kpakam' sound or 'tuketuke' smoke, den I go deploy my standby hose and siphon the fuel for future research. One day don pass already and all seems to be in order so far...
As for the baff headache, eyah sorry ooo...na d over ripe harmattan sun wey dey toast person brain dey cause am. Just download 2 panadol like 10mins b4 u sleep, den think happy thots only till u drift off.....

Bisjosh:

Aww! Lemme come rob Aboniki on your lips

Hmmm...so aboniki dey sweet like dis. Abeg come make I collect small again jare. *pucker my lips and move in on hers*

magneto:


Oh I'm based here now, moved over two yrs ago...work related. And yes, I know where all d good okpa vendors are

Lol.

I am supposed to be in Enugu next week, but. not yet sure.

henryhemon:

You mind to share?

I tot there is a private room on this Nl?
Can we pls go private in that room.

Gdeven all. Got home not too long.
And yes, the whatsapp is still very much on. In fact, we are at a stage where, if ur offline for a few hours, when u log back in, u'll see 1000 unread msgs waiting! Simply amazing.
Have a lovely nite folks. Am going to bed. Sleep well.

klassic:
Well...Life aint fair, wi know. Life can be crazy, this is glaring too. Sometimes you need someone, some other time you need nobody. Well such is life. But one thing is sure, it could have been worse. If you think your life is icky and shitty, wait till you hear a brethren's story. Wi living, wi kicking,wi ballin even if on an empty stomach with no food and harbs, or wi gat no clothes upon wi unclothedness, wi aint dead, sure ours is always better. Doubt mi? Go to ya kitchen, check out ya dirty dishes and remember some brethren them is got no dirty dishes cos he is got no food. Thank God fi the dirty dishes, its a sign you got fed, while some brethren them they got no chop.
Ya situation could have been worse you know baddest i say. Jah is the reason you didnt lose everything even if you lose somethings. Dust ya self, pick up ya self up and encourage ya self. Cos nobody, i mean no people gwan do that fi you. Remember" despite David lost all to them amelikites babylonian people, after weeping and glashing of teeth, David encourage himself in the Lord and said unto Jah Lion of the tribe of Judah. What shall i and i do unto them bloodclath swine eating people them? And Jah answered i saying " Go, pursue , rescue, overtake and recover all thy loses including them own. And david harkened unto Jah, pursued, overtook them and recovered all his loses. So shall ya story bi mi Bret then. Ye shall smile unto zion. Amin. # Bless Jah itinually. # Patience is a virtue # make haste slowly and wisely. #Jab blessings bi pon mi brethren itinually.

Yo, brother mi.

yo make sense, yo touch life with yo words.


Jah blessings to ya too mehn.


*Nationalizing in Jamaica on my mind right now*

Hahahah,fear don catch am! Anyway its good to play ssafe to avoid stories at touch. Btw headache ws lastnite,jus beta today. We're bracing up for d harmattan evn tho I particularlyy dnt fancyy it(dries up my skin and then dust makes me sneeze plenty)but I gat no choice jare.
Heress wishing you a lovely nite rest.
@all,hope ur day went well? Y'all hav a pleasant nite rest ,swtdrms*hugs*

magneto:

My dear I thot of dat too so I'm gonna play it safe. I go take style observe my guy ride for like 2 days while I park mine (na him carry me go buy d fuel o )...any 'kpakam' sound or 'tuketuke' smoke, den I go deploy my standby hose and siphon the fuel for future research. One day don pass already and all seems to be in order so far...
As for the baff headache, eyah sorry ooo...na d over ripe harmattan sun wey dey toast person brain dey cause am. Just download 2 panadol like 10mins b4 u sleep, den think happy thots only till u drift off.....

udysweet:

Abeg am interested in that super powers o,I need am gan,lol!

Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!

missbronze:
Lol.
I am supposed to be in Enugu next week, but. not yet sure.

Wow, dats sweet...if u go still show, I'd luv to meet. Hot okpa guaranteed

magneto:


Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!

Erm.........magneto Shakespeare...... Or magneto Tolkien?

siamia:
Gdmrn fine people. And how was ur nite?
The bible says that the sleep of a labouring man is sweet. That's the kind of sleep I enjoy...when u work so hard that u fall into bed, and when u open ur eyes a second later, its morning! Lol
How was ur week? Its almost weekend ooo, thank God! Hope everyone is cool?
I see some people have started dropping numbers and bbm pins. I adviise u to remove it bcs this is not that kind of thread. And ladies, if u jump into that titanic, ur strictly on ur own. Even the federal goverot be able to protect u, and definitely no insurance company will give u any kind of cover. As oyibo man talk am: Let the buyer beware.
If u are a responsible man and ur looking for a responsible woman, to have a responsible relationship with, that will lead to a responsible marriage (am in a responsible mood this morning as u can see...lol), then just follow this thread and post comments that will attract the kind of person that u like. With time, a relationship will evolve from this community of mature minds.
If u land here like Dana airline, hoping to crash on someone's head with ur phone number and bbm pin....well na accident victim u dey find. Like beget like.
I prophesy this morning, what ur looking for, will find u. If ur intentions are solid, u will not miss ur better half, and all waka pass, shall surely waka comot from ur way, in the name of Jesus! Ur sun will not go down! Favour and helpers will locate u! All applications that uve submitted this week, shall meet with favour. Ur expectations shall not be cut off! Ur (good) desires shall be met! God who brought u from january 1st, will carry u into the New Year! No evil shall befall u in the name of Jesus! Ur time has come!

thanks for ur advice!but I am new on the thread

magneto:


Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!

Amen

missbronze:
Yo, brother mi.

yo make sense, yo touch life with yo words.


Jah blessings to ya too mehn.


*Nationalizing in Jamaica on my mind right now*

Respek large beybey! I and I feeln yo swagalicious tinz u nor. Me fi buck on dem blodclat razz man dem wit mi stinkin rocket lancha, fo dem babylon tiake ova we...erm...kai, wetin I dey yarn sef? Infact missbronze, pass me d kpoli . Man ar gbad man!!

good day to everyone on the thread,may the good lord grant us a sweet nite rest

halexito:
Erm.........magneto Shakespeare...... Or magneto Tolkien?

Oga mi!! No mind my small hobby jare...I'm still working on my talent.

blessedbeads:
good day to everyone on the thread,may the good lord grant us a sweet nite rest

Amen my dear. U are most welcome here, swit drims.

magneto:


Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!

This is exactly why am still here. U have overtakn toks but ddshow is slightly ahead of u.

missbronze:
I tot there is a private room on this Nl?

Can we pls go private in that room.

Didn't know there is one private room here.

magneto:


Respek large beybey! I and I feeln yo swagalicious tinz u nor. Me fi buck on dem blodclat razz man dem wit mi stinkin rocket lancha, fo dem babylon tiake ova we...erm...kai, wetin I dey yarn sef? Infact missbronze, pass me d kpoli . Man ar gbad man!!

Harbs fi d healing of mi nation. Legalise it don't abuse or criticize it cos we gwan advertise it. Respek man! Bless Jah rastafaria itinually. Peace!!!!

@ miss bronze, haya dey, fair morrow mi priti sista. Hope ya cool and curry. It's a friday, let's say a lickle praya Apon mi brethren that got no bread pon them belly, no spiff pon them hand fi inspiration. Nothing Apon them at all. And them brethren Apon them sick bed having a network challenge. Jah heal them and cleanse awa land from them Babylonians. Lord provide the needs of mi brethren so them alack nothing at all. Prosper them field so it ayeild them increase. Grant them heart desire, so them asing thanks and praise itinually unto You. Keep them safe n warm. Keep them far from the boboclath swine eating Satan. Amin.

The PURPOSE of LIFE is NOT to WIN. The purpose of life is to grow and to share. When you come to look back on all that you have done in life, you will get more satisfaction from the pleasure you brought to other people’s lives than you will from the times that you outdid and defeated them. ---- Rabbi Harold Kushner.

Choi,all dis for me? Walai I'm singing *ori mi wu o,e la igi mo* lol. See choice of words,kai I'm feeling special,lol! I was gonna ask how come u knw d meaning of my name considering I never stated my full name on dis thread save for my moniker y'all knw me wit but I guess I knw were u got dat frm(I won't say,lol)
Funny enof I'm seeing dis in d morn,sso d sleep well part dsnt apply now,maybe I'll re read it at nite again,but why? Of cos I expet u to send anoda write up(who no lik beta tin,d poem dey totori me,lol)
On a more serios note,thanks dear for d kind words,God bles! Good morning hav a fab friday and a wonderful weekend!

magneto:


Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!

klassic:
@ miss bronze, haya dey, fair morrow mi priti sista. Hope ya cool and curry. It's a friday, let's say a lickle praya Apon mi brethren that got no bread pon them belly, no spiff pon them hand fi inspiration. Nothing Apon them at all. And them brethren Apon them sick bed having a network challenge. Jah heal them and cleanse awa land from them Babylonians. Lord provide the needs of mi brethren so them alack nothing at all. Prosper them field so it ayeild them increase. Grant them heart desire, so them asing thanks and praise itinually unto You. Keep them safe n warm. Keep them far from the boboclath swine eating Satan. Amin.

good mrn

Hey people,good morning! I do hope our night went well? I guess most people are out on d road(esp for our lasgidi peeps)to work and our other business endeavours?Be safe pls and be alert(pickpockets and robbers are really vexing dis periods,so guards ur bags and pockets well)
Really wish I cld do a roll call dis morning but afraid I might omit some names,so mak una pardon me as I group every one.
@klassik,no be small o. Jah pikin,so tay @missbronze don catch d Jah rastafari bug,lol! Na only una waka come,so kontinuu,hahaha.
@Magneto,mbok help us send small of dat okpa come lagos via waybill. Ejo sir,lol! I've eaten dat thing a few times,and it was very nice esp wen hot but der are times I've bought and I want to cry,cos it was horrible! But I beliv dat one u guys are talking about,winks!
@Toks2008,if I no mention any,I must tuale u o. Infact I dey pray to see u soon,na for centre of road I go stand,stamp leg for ground,raise my two hands for air lik dos alayes wey wan tuale d "baba alaye" of every every(infact I wan go understudy some of dos agberos for my area,lool)hope u good dear?
@nouvelle,I must mention u too(esp now dat u want to go bak to d sidelines,because of ur status,lol)hop u gud sis?I read a bit of ur diary session,nice write up,infact am considering writing one too but erm......lol! Pls feel free to always mingle wit us(heck wen I get married and dis thread still on,I'll be visiting still jo,except una wan ban me,lol)
K guys,enough of my epistle. I wish you all,a great day and a wonderful weekend.*hugs and kisses,muah!*

I dunno why parents flog their children mercilessly. Am angry cos that's what woke me up Ahan! Pesin no fit sleep again



Good morn beautiful people

Hahaha! Pele. I guess that was your "alarm" for you to wake up,lol! Dis our parents sef,nawa. I hope d kid sef ddnt offend o.
Oya go bak to bed. Morning sis,hav a great day

Bisjosh:
I dunno why parents flog their children mercilessly. Am angry cos that's what woke me up Ahan! Pesin no fit sleep again



Good morn beautiful people

udysweet:
Hahaha! Pele. I guess that was your "alarm" for you to wake up,lol! Dis our parents sef,nawa. I hope d kid sef ddnt offend o.
Oya go bak to bed. Morning sis,hav a great day

You too dear

magneto:


Respek large beybey! I and I feeln yo swagalicious tinz u nor. Me fi buck on dem blodclat razz man dem wit mi stinkin rocket lancha, fo dem babylon tiake ova we...erm...kai, wetin I dey yarn sef? Infact missbronze, pass me d kpoli . Man ar gbad man!!

Hahahahahaha.

mi men, yo good. yo good.

mi gan let ya know if mi come to Enugu. (okpa with chilled coke, take note)


Good morning, nice day for ya.

udysweet my darling, hope your nite was great?
TGIF, abeg, where will it happen this weekend?
Make I bring my bag follow you.

My Love, I am here sir, how are u dis great morning, I've been offline for 3days noww, my dear na work oooooooo. I hope everyone is doing great in d house?

halexito:
Please, where is bleble14? Where are you at?

Nne, God bless u, are indeed a blessing to us, I pray God in his mercies to grant u ur desires in Jesus name, Love u plenty plenty

siamia:
Gdmrn fine people. And how was ur nite?
The bible says that the sleep of a labouring man is sweet. That's the kind of sleep I enjoy...when u work so hard that u fall into bed, and when u open ur eyes a second later, its morning! Lol
How was ur week? Its almost weekend ooo, thank God! Hope everyone is cool?
I see some people have started dropping numbers and bbm pins. I adviise u to remove it bcs this is not that kind of thread. And ladies, if u jump into that titanic, ur strictly on ur own. Even the federal goverot be able to protect u, and definitely no insurance company will give u any kind of cover. As oyibo man talk am: Let the buyer beware.
If u are a responsible man and ur looking for a responsible woman, to have a responsible relationship with, that will lead to a responsible marriage (am in a responsible mood this morning as u can see...lol), then just follow this thread and post comments that will attract the kind of person that u like. With time, a relationship will evolve from this community of mature minds.
If u land here like Dana airline, hoping to crash on someone's head with ur phone number and bbm pin....well na accident victim u dey find. Like beget like.
I prophesy this morning, what ur looking for, will find u. If ur intentions are solid, u will not miss ur better half, and all waka pass, shall surely waka comot from ur way, in the name of Jesus! Ur sun will not go down! Favour and helpers will locate u! All applications that uve submitted this week, shall meet with favour. Ur expectations shall not be cut off! Ur (good) desires shall be met! God who brought u from january 1st, will carry u into the New Year! No evil shall befall u in the name of Jesus! Ur time has come!