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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Candyrain(m): 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2015
misspicy:

i told you tongue you said it a
wasn't about and her but me and catlova...remember now that yoloba guy has stole het away

I bind and cast, I reject, it is not my portion. Nobody can thief her. Join me in prayers Spicy.

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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by misspicy(f): 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2015
catlova:

Lol. Just woke up to have dinner and to say goodnyt to misspicy kiss
I feel so tired and spent. This fuel scarcity shud just b over angry
Goodnyt punky smiley
good night honey angry
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:01pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


Why are you doing like this na? I thought we agreed we would have our wedding in heaven. Don't do this na Punkie tongue

Lol, we're still on earth now & life has to go on. Will invite you to my earth wedding to him wink Will you send me away like a brother? Got the palm wine for ya cheesy
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:04pm On Nov 24, 2015
grin
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:06pm On Nov 24, 2015
halfrica:

Olodo wen m angry ni o

unclean Wen m nt an animal


carry ur 2 left legs waka go right jare
Didirin. You use "depressive mood" to describe anger?? What are you, suicidal?
Don't you dare blaspheme, my bible tells me that I must not lie with a woman when she's unclean, i.e experiencing the cursed flow tongue
As for you not being an animal....I'd say plant but you're more likely to be a cyborg cheesy
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Candyrain(m): 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Lol, we're still on earth now & life has to go on. Will invite you to my earth wedding to him wink Will you send me away like a brother? Got the palm wine for ya cheesy

Which palm wine? I'm talking about more important thing you are telling me palm wine. See I'm going to arrest and kidnap sombori ooo, Punkie tell him to park somewhere ooo tongue

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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:12pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


Which palm wine? I'm talking about more important thing you are telling me palm wine. See I'm going to arrest and kidnap sombori ooo, Punkie tell him to park somewhere ooo tongue

LMFAO, but you're the one that told me to give you wine when a wedding happens. I stick to my words. You're getting your wine cheesy

He's here to stay tongue
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 24, 2015
JimiCoker:

Didirin. You use "depressive mood" to describe anger?? What are you, suicidal?
Don't you dare blaspheme, my bible tells me that I must not lie with a woman when she's unclean, i.e experiencing the cursed flow tongue
As for you not being an animal....I'd say plant but you're more likely to be a cyborg cheesy
All d tin wey u wish me na so i wish u bck in double folds tongue
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Candyrain(m): 10:18pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


LMFAO, but you're the one that told me to give you wine when a wedding happens. I stick to my words. You're getting your wine cheesy

He's here to stay tongue

No he's not staying anything ooo, two captains can't sail the same ship, he should go look for his ship or else hot water will be his portion tongue grin

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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Rajjah(f): 10:18pm On Nov 24, 2015
Sunnymatey:
In position C, the match is about to kick off; position A, d match is on. D is immediately after the match while B is some hrs after de match. so couple adopt all dis laying positions.
grin yea ur right.... So fun!
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 24, 2015
halfrica:

All d tin wey u wish me na so i wish u bck in double folds tongue
Are you serious?? Thank you! Which guy doesn't dream of becoming a machine? grin
I'd totally get robot arms and legs (all 3 legs tongue )
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


No he's not staying anything ooo, two captains can't sail the same ship, he should go look for his ship or else hot water will be his portion tongue grin

LOL, something jucier is happening on another thread. Some guy claims misspicy sent him a gay message. Of course I don't believe him but apparently he's gonna load screenshots.
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:24pm On Nov 24, 2015
JimiCoker:

Are you serious?? Thank you! Which guy doesn't dream of becoming a machine? grin
I'd totally get robot arms and legs (all 3 legs tongue )

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

i cannot help bt to look at u with microscope ur reasonin is too shallow for me whr my magnifyin glass let me see ur sense clearly cos i aint seeing nothing
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:29pm On Nov 24, 2015
halfrica:


embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

i cannot help bt to look at u with microscope ur reasonin is too shallow for me whr my magnifyin glass let me see ur sense clearly cos i aint seeing nothing
Onset glaucoma, better go have your eyes checked, before they're plucked out like my uncle's own. Sorry oh, but how exactly am I shallow? To see sense, you must have sense. Pls take a closer look, I believe in you tongue
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by joyjoomla(m): 10:31pm On Nov 24, 2015
deewhone:
That "B" may mean they have a misunderstanding

No...........B is need wn u really want to allow each other to sleep/rest, as u can see the bodies remain close to each oda, less than an inch apart . It's actually d best of all wn real sleep is needed.
A na killer.
C tho nice bt he'll be breathing all over her.
D carrying the weight of her upper body altru d night can't gv a comfortable night rest, tho it's lovely
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Candyrain(m): 10:36pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


LOL, something jucier is happening on another thread. Some guy claims misspicy sent him a gay message. Of course I don't believe him but apparently he's gonna load screenshots.


I'm on the thread now. Oh so it's that same dude lolzzzz...

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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:36pm On Nov 24, 2015
JimiCoker:

Onset glaucoma, better go have your eyes checked, before they're plucked out like my uncle's own. Sorry oh, but how exactly am I shallow? To see sense, you must have sense. Pls take a closer look, I believe in you tongue

Shiizy dey av started again cum nd finish him o embarassed
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:38pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


I'm on the thread now. Oh so it's that same dude lolzzzz...

This section is full of nutjobs I tell you.
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:48pm On Nov 24, 2015
halfrica:

Shiizy dey av started again cum nd finish him o embarassed
Chai! Women ehn grin
After dem don find trouble finish, dem go cum dey call innocent man wey no get hand for matter make e cum put head cheesy
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:50pm On Nov 24, 2015
catlova:


Lol. Just woke up to have dinner and to say [b]goodnyt to misspicy[/b] kiss

I feel so tired and spent. This fuel scarcity shud just b over angry

Goodnyt punky smiley

cheesy lipsrsealed
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:52pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


I bind and cast, I reject, it is not my portion. Nobody can thief her. Join me in prayers Spicy.

Dining on y'all complacency since Arsenal last won the league tongue tongue

Misspicy, bet why angry
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:54pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


LMFAO. Catlova is all yours, we know that tongue

And I have found a soulmate in tjnoobsaibot wink grin

Btw, spill the tea, what "entity" is naijaboiy now? shocked

That's ma gyal wink kiss kiss
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Candyrain(m): 10:54pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


This section is full of nutjobs I tell you.

All I see is someone craving for attention. Let him have his fun jare... Still waiting for the imaginary screenshots anyway.

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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:57pm On Nov 24, 2015
TjNoobsaibot:


That's ma gyal wink kiss kiss

Yes, daddy tongue
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:58pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


All I see is someone craving for attention. Let him have his fun jare... Still waiting for the imaginary screenshots anyway.

He now says he made a mistake. All that adrenalin rush was for diddly squat lol
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 11:01pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Yes, daddy tongue

Did you have a good day?
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Xano(m): 11:02pm On Nov 24, 2015
I prefer D. I will consider C, if her hand is not protecting you know what.
WTH is A? This one is suffocation.
B is after a misunderstanding/mid argument. If its a serious argument, sleep will be in separate rooms.
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 11:03pm On Nov 24, 2015
TjNoobsaibot:


Did you have a good day?

Of course.
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Candyrain(m): 11:04pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


He now says he made a mistake. All that adrenalin rush was for diddly squat lol

I think someone is remote controlling him from his village, you should advise him to go for deliverance before it's too late. I give it to misspicy for not gracing that thread.

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Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by fexyrich(m): 11:05pm On Nov 24, 2015
Sinaj u look good..i just sent you a pm do add me up so we could chat privately thanks
sinaj:
C kiss



But I wnt block his hand from reaching my bwest wink
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 11:07pm On Nov 24, 2015
Candyrain:


I think someone is remote controlling him from his village, you should advise him to go for deliverance before it's too late. I give it to misspicy for not gracing that thread.

Lol, why should I be the one giving him advice? Dude is a head case.

Anyway, congrats on your team's victory smiley Same goes to you too tj smiley
Re: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by Nobody: 11:09pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Of course.

Cool. Just checking on ya wink

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