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A few months ago, I went out on a Friday, and drank too much Magic Moment, and got wasted. The next morning, I was laying in bed, gathering my thoughts, and nursing my hangover when I heard a female voice say "Where are you going? You want to leave me here all alone?" To which my friend whom she was talking too replied with "I'll soon be back. There is someone in the house, ask him to switch on the TV for you."


I waited a couple of minutes, after my friend drove out, I staggered into the parlor, greeted her, turned on the TV and then went back to bed. I was about to slip into dream land when I felt someone in the room. I opened my eyes, and there she was, looking down at me. "Are you okay?" She asked, and I narrated how I was having a terrible hangover. She asked if she could lie down beside me. It sounded very odd and out of place, considering the fact that my bed was all messy, but the headache I was having was too terrible for me to start thinking too deep, so I just said yes and went back to sleep.


She tapped me, I turned around and looked at her, and she didn't have to say anything...Everything was written on her face. We started kissing and smooching, and she used her loose hand to untangle my curtain. At a point, I stopped and went to get condoms from the mallam (I was out of stock), and all the while walking there, I was thinking I would wake up from this dream I was having. But she was still there when I got back to my room.

That day was one of the craziest days of my life. I didn't get to know her name, and we hadn't known each other for up to an hour, and we got down to business. Was it just luck? Or something she saw in me...I don't know.

I can't imagine how she kissed u and smooching u without brushing ur teeth? Juz thinking of it, I wanna faint..

KashyBaby:
I can't imagine how she kissed u and smooching u without brushing ur teeth? Juz thinking of it, I wanna faint..

I swear, even my friend didn't believe me. It was just one of those things that happen once in a lifetime. It was like I was in a movie.

kay29000:
I swear, even my friend didn't believe me. It was just one of those things that happen once in a lifetime. It was like I was in a movie.

Sex is everywhere boo..I'm not surprised with it...but those kissing moment ?? Naaaah...Tats gross!

Yea it's luck

Her luck

She succeeded in using you for woteva purpose she had in mind


I sense ritual

sinaj:
Yea it's luck

Her luck

She succeeded in using you for woteva purpose she had in mind


I sense ritual

lol! Na! My friend told me he couldn't get it up the night before. I guess she was h0rny.

Hehe! Sharp guy

[size=15pt]gimi five!!![/size]

KashyBaby:
Sex is everywhere boo..I'm not surprised with it...but those kissing moment ?? Naaaah...Tats gross!

Don't couples kiss when they wake up?

End time luck

Endtime straffing

Crazy op, i thought u said u couldnt think deep cos of the severe hang over but u were able to think deep that u had gotten out of stock of condoms, and u could manage to carry yourself go aboki go buy..















Crazy op i say again

Estharfabian:
Why Are You telling Us this?

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Did he force you to read. Nonsense

U better go and test for syphilis

kagari:
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Did he force you to read. Nonsense

Thank you o!

Oma307:
U better go and test for syphilis

Didn't you read the part where I said I went to buy condoms?

Estharfabian:
[font=serif]Are U Related to the Op? Are You his wingman? Houseboy? Or his driver perhaps??

Gerrarahia jaweh..I wasn't the one that broke your heart..[/b]

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You are a goat. Nonsense thing

Luckluck

kay29000:
Don't couples kiss when they wake up?

Lol..but ur not a couple as u said...it was more likely a toot it & boot it...

Lol

confused

kagari:
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You are a goat. Nonsense thing

E pain you

sinaj:
Yea it's luck
Her luck
She succeeded in using you for woteva purpose she had in mind

I sense ritual

ah ah ritual ke, jus giv d guy credit cus he deserves it

It never happened: it was just a nightmare. Wake up!

Zambux:
Crazy op, i thought u said u couldnt think deep cos of the severe hang over but u were able to think deep that u had gotten out of stock of condoms, and u could manage to carry yourself go aboki go buy..















Crazy op i say again

Obviously,there's no Mr Dickk Chenney between your legs cos you'd have understood the fact that when a guy is in that situation,super powers will just pop up from nowhere and things you normally couldn't do will be like nothing to you.

sinaj:
Yea it's luck
Her luck
She succeeded in using you for woteva purpose she had in mind

I sense ritual

Lwkmd..

fr3do:
E pain you

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How e take concern you, oya go pick beans