₦airaland Forum

xynerise:
They both have "Slum" jare. You find a slum book in a slum town...ceteris paribus

Laveda:
Mr. Truckie...good evening...

blublahd:
Your siggy is on point like a full stop.

Truckpusher:
smh You'll never change.

humanbeing4th:
@naijaboiy, i find everybody on nairaland stupiid including u.

xynerise:
Buhari kind of change? Nah!!

Truckpusher:
What's good about this evening?

That you're alive till this evening is a good thing

Truckpusher:
Buhahahaha.
Uncle Bubu , the junketer-in-chief.

Estharfabian:
Name: [color=#1980BC]Esther[/color]

Age: [color=#1980BC]Late teens..[/color]

Occupation: [color=#1980BC]Students/tutor/writer/comic Artiste.... [/color]

Are you single, dating or married : [color=#1980BC]Single till 25....[/color]

Those u like on Romance Section: [color=#1980BC]Everyone reading this![/color]

Those u dislike on Romance section: [color=#1980BC]Who has time to Dislike invisible beings?? [/color]

Those u find annoying : [color=#1980BC]Mostly dumb people and people You that can't make a full SENTENCE in English without SHORTENING words ... Wtf is "I luv u"? Write in full abeg![/color]

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): [color=#1980BC]Huh??[/color]

Those you follow and wish follows you back: [color=#1980BC]I hardly follow...[U must be really amazing for me to follow u first...][/color]

Why do you follow the people you follow: [color=#1980BC]Because they followed me. [/color]

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: [color=#1980BC]I don't think I know that.[/color]

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. : [color=#1980BC]Who keeps counts, really?[/color]

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: [color=#1980BC]A lotta douchebags actually... [/color]

Which Romancelander is fake.: [color=#1980BC]believe it or not..WE ALL FAKIES! living double lives online....[/color]

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: [color=#1980BC]***Yawns*** [/color]

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: [color=#1980BC]Robots ain't my type....[/color]

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Osi gini

Your favorite Romancelander(s): =====.

Your favorite mod: [color=#1980BC]Davide470..[/color]

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcock And adaksbulet.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: [color=#1980BC]Darven,,his threads are really sweet and hilarious...He once made me question my gender..;D8)[/color]

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Excuse me?

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Why would I wanna get along with a bunch of robots

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : [color=#1980BC]I have various personalities(I could be troublesome, flirty, sarcastic, a jerk, a douxhebag and a biitch) in terms of being a biitvh..it used to be missclassy... Buh Now The bighead Naijaboiy is gradually stealing the the "troublesome" title...[/color]

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: [color=#1980BC]Durentt& vizkiz [/color]

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: [color=#1980BC]Duuuur![/color]

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: [color=#1980BC]Well, My dad, Mom and granny Are NLer(S)... Obviously I've met with 'em and a few other dickheads...(Noooffense)[/color]

Romancelander you consider smart: [color=#1980BC]what?[/color]

NL member that tries too hard.: [color=#1980BC][size=28pt]Naijaboiy[/size][/color]

NLer(s) you find intriguing : [color=#1980BC]Mrcoxk, Obiorathesubtle, primeministerr, Cutehector.. them plenty![/color]

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : [color=#1980BC]Redundant fool! [/color]

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: [color=#1980BC]Missclassy..[/color]

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: [color=#1980BC]One bighead that likes looking for my trouble on every thread..I think they call him "houseboiy"?? or is it najaboiy? [/color]

Who do u often agree with: [color=#1980BC]Uh...No One.....But myself! **I haven't seen anyone who's as sarcastic and freespirited as I am..[/color]

Romancelander that you secretly wish you both can get to know each other. : [color=#1980BC]Errrrmmmm...So that they'll start feeling fly?[/color]


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): [color=#1980BC]Sadly, No one...NL guys all have potbellies and No Pack whatsoever...Nothing Sexy bout 'em.. [/color]

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): [color=#1980BC]i find uglee people attractive..[/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : [color=#1980BC]uh...Adanna28 , Misspicy& Cutehector[/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: [color=#1980BC]uh...That'd be Me and my Puppy..(We don't give fücks} [/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag : [color=#1980BC]Lol..i'd go with durentt..[/color]

Ishilove:
I'm not laraiboluwaji

xynerise:
That guy just fall my hands. I didn't vote though.

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Name- N.M.D.B

Age- falls between 20 & 30

Occupation- student

Are you single, dating or married-single

Those u like on Romance Section- BUTCHCASSIDY, Mrsphyno, Obiorathesubtle, Primeministerr, Naijaboiy, Decker,Punkyveer, MISSPICY etc.

Those u dislike on Romance section- mamagee & her sister onila.

Those u find annoying- same as above.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)- Punkyveer,Decker.

Those you follow and wish follows you back- I honestly don't know.

Why do you follow the people you follow- i follow those who follow me like monitoring spirit & others coz I like them.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- confidential

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-na once in a blue moon thing.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- Oníla

Which Romancelander is fake.- delectablesgel

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- Mrsphyno.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- Hannysmilez,but I never tell am oh.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)- girl toh fine gan.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- same as those I can't wait to read their posts.

Your favorite mod- mukina2 coz she be ARSENAL fan and she dey help derail Chelsea ministry.

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Buygala
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- MISSPICY, I hear say she put her picture there but as I go, she don remove am.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- Gurgle,she no dey active.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.- I dunno.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Darven & Mamagee

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with- Quiinnbee & Mrsphyno.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- again,confidential.

NLer(S) you consider smart- Decker,Punkyveer....I hear say she dey work for library.

NL member that tries too hard- Mr cork

NLer(s) you find intriguing- Ggrin, I honestly no know if na guy abi girl.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Upandan

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-STFUareyouGod

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- Mrsphyno, daretodiffer(only recently).

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- I dunno.

Who do u often agree with- Obiorathesubtle, Decker.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- None of them dey gree show full yansh. so I dunno.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- *********

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- Ipledge10 & Yourmain.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- don't really take things too serious, just mean & straightforward - vizkiz, Decker & Punkyveer.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- SexistBastard. [/b]

Laveda:
pu.caxo my nigga plenty kisses for you

Lord.oftheweed...I like you too

Jol.llyjoy...thanks dear

Ipl.edge10....

Fucck the OP I'm coming with mine

Laveda:
pucaxo my nigga plenty kisses for you

Lordoftheweed...I like you too

Jolllyjoy...thanks dear

Ipledge10....

Fucck the OP I'm coming with mine

Jolllyjoy:
Name pokolicious jollyjoy

Age early/mid twenties

Occupation: student

Are you single, dating or married
am single/dating




Those u like on Romance Section
agarawu23,oyind17,aminat508,montezz,omotayor123,toseyn2much,profojah,qatarplayboy,poxacon,cutehect,halfrica,laveda,durrent,darvin and a host of others.



Those u dislike on Romance section :joy dislike none.




Those u find annoying:mamagee3. Darkskingoddes(her pix are like wild dreams)



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)thesonofmark,misssclassy but she deactivated,agarawu23 and halfrica


Those you follow and wish follows you back:all my followers must follow me back




Why do you follow the people you follow:i just like their personality



NLer that has sent u the most PMs
they know themselves


How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:who get that time to dey count pms?



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting:none



Which Romancelander is fake.: am not a detective but we are all fake.


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:cutehector

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on:agarawu23,profojah, and stfuareyougod?

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)they are real

Your favorite Romancelander(s):ssoftapple,estharfabian and misspicy


Your favorite mod:lalasticlala



Funniest Romancelander(s):none other than mrcork



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:laveda,prettythicksme



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk
am awon mebo100% but i dnt give a fvck abt peoples life


Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:qatarplayboy,he step on a toe but i still like him


Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. :halfrica,safarigirl



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life:thesonofmark,coogar



NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:none

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life
:halfrica and a host of others




NLer(S) you consider smart:aminat508



NL member that tries too hard.:naijaboiy



NLer(s) you find intriguing:thesonofmark



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:fvckstard,


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:blackbett



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section:one



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.:safarigirl



Who do u often agree with:halfric.gurgle

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex):vizkiz



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)we humans are wonderfully and fearfullymade


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy:me



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).punkyveer(no offense)



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag

ipledge10:
my sweetheart

Oyind17:
Name Divine EL

Age 131

Occupation Biz

Are you single, dating or married : complicated, working things out.

Those u like on Romance Section Truckpusher, jolllyjoy, halfrica, jaffreyjames, Mrnipple( Mr carrot) QatarPlayboy, Loomer, omotayor123, Agarawu23, scentmalc,

Those u dislike on Romance section none

Those u find annoying none

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) none

Those you follow and wish follows you back...

Why do you follow the people you follow...

NLer that has sent u the most PMs one dude like that

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. none

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting none

Which Romancelander is fake.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: if I were single as I ..truckpusher?

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on none

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)....

Your favorite Romancelander(s) jolllyjoy

Your favorite mod none

Funniest Romancelander(s) Menix, iamlegend1, mrcock

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk none

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? E fit tear me apart if I mention his moniker . the hatred is real

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. None, I'm a unique person . many won't take the risk I took

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life Searching4love would love to disfigure his face

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with none

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life My big bros the only Truckpusher, baby jolllyjoy, Menix, tonyebarcanista

NLer(S) you consider smart we are all smart

NL member that tries too hard. ...

NLer(s) you find intriguing...

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer the f word

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from all romancelanders

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section none

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. none

Who do u often agree with all

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) none

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)none

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy none

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).misclassy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color]
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Jolllyjoy:
Name pokolicious jollyjoy

Age early/mid twenties

Occupation: student

Are you single, dating or married
am single/dating




Those u like on Romance Section
agarawu23,oyind17,aminat508,montezz,omotayor123,toseyn2much,profojah,qatarplayboy,poxacon,cutehect,halfrica,laveda,durrent,darvin and a host of others.



Those u dislike on Romance section :joy dislike none.




Those u find annoying:mamagee3. Darkskingoddes(her pix are like wild dreams)



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)thesonofmark,misssclassy but she deactivated,agarawu23 and halfrica


Those you follow and wish follows you back:all my followers must follow me back




Why do you follow the people you follow:i just like their personality



NLer that has sent u the most PMs
they know themselves


How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:who get that time to dey count pms?



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting:none



Which Romancelander is fake.: am not a detective but we are all fake.


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:cutehector

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on:agarawu23,profojah, and stfuareyougod?

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)they are real

Your favorite Romancelander(s):ssoftapple,estherfabian and misspicy


Your favorite mod:lalasticlala



Funniest Romancelander(s):none other than mrcork



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:laveda,prettythicksme



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk
am awon mebo100% but i dnt give a fvck abt peoples life


Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:qatarplayboy,he step on a toe but i still like him


Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. :halfrica,safarigirl



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life:thesonofmark,coogar



NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:none

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life
:halfrica and a host of others




NLer(S) you consider smart:aminat508



NL member that tries too hard.:naijaboiy



NLer(s) you find intriguing:thesonofmark



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:fvckstard,


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:blackbett



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section:one



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.:safarigirl



Who do u often agree with:halfric.gurgle

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex):vizkiz



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)we humans are wonderfully and fearfullymade


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy:me



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).punkyveer(no offense)



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag

halfrica:
la joie que vous aremy romancelander préférée aussi

Truckpusher:
Chai ! What is this world turning into ?

So you dey blow kiss for your mama mate?

Cutehector:
book any hotel of ur choice... Call me i will foot the bills..

Ishilove:
I'm not laraiboluwaji

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Name- N.M.D.B

Age- falls between 20 & 30

Occupation- student

Are you single, dating or married-single

Those u like on Romance Section- BUTCHCASSIDY, Mrsphyno, Obiorathesubtle, Primeministerr, Naijaboiy, Decker,Punkyveer, MISSPICY etc.

Those u dislike on Romance section- mamagee & her sister onila.

Those u find annoying- same as above.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)- Punkyveer,Decker.

Those you follow and wish follows you back- I honestly don't know.

Why do you follow the people you follow- i follow those who follow me like monitoring spirit & others coz I like them.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- confidential

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-na once in a blue moon thing.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- Oníla

Which Romancelander is fake.- delectablesgel

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- Mrsphyno.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- Hannysmilez,but I never tell am oh.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)- girl toh fine gan.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- same as those I can't wait to read their posts.

Your favorite mod- mukina2 coz she be ARSENAL fan and she dey help derail Chelsea ministry.

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Buygala

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- MISSPICY, I hear say she put her picture there but as I go, she don remove am.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- Gurgle,she no dey active.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.- I dunno.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Darven & Mamagee

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with- Quiinnbee & Mrsphyno.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- again,confidential.

NLer(S) you consider smart- Decker,Punkyveer....I hear say she dey work for library.

NL member that tries too hard- Mr cork

NLer(s) you find intriguing- Ggrin, I honestly no know if na guy abi girl.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Upandan

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-STFUareyouGod

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- Mrsphyno, daretodiffer(only recently).

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- I dunno.

Who do u often agree with- Obiorathesubtle, Decker.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- None of them dey gree show full yansh. so I dunno.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- *********

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- Ipledge10 & Yourmain.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- don't really take things too serious, just mean & straightforward - vizkiz, Decker & Punkyveer.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- SexistBastard. [/b]

ipledge10:
That Whoopi Goldberg look-alike child called ipledge10

That got me ROTFL

Jolllyjoy:






my boo:Dcover face

Cutehector:
lmao.... I love d smile on ma profile pic ..dats hw am grinning naw

Jolllyjoy:
be feeling fly there till i go catch you



tnx jare.