₦airaland Forum

Twaci:
Huh?

STFUareyouGod:
ipledge10 boss free matter. Die it. Pls!

Pucaxo:
I can't live in a slum while my folks live like kings. I'm sure you know the economics better than I do.

How are the inlaws? Hope they're being nice to you?

MRNipples:
Oyind17 my one and special good friend in nairaland thank u.

ipledge10:
we are just exchanging pleasantries

Oyind17:
Mr Carrot, how are u doing?

Cutehector:
book any hotel of ur choice... Call me i will foot the bills..

MRNipples:
I was not feeling ok but thank GOD im alright now. gud pm

Oyind17:
Why didn't you tell me? I for send u #100 airtime.

STFUareyouGod:
Jollyjoy can you handle my D33k?

It's gonna be fun tho

STFUareyouGod:
Mrsphyno and YourMain one night stand wouldn't be a bad idea with both of you

YourMain:
Name: Boluwatife.

Age: Older than I look.

Occupation: In Uni

Are you single, dating or married: Meh, #ForeverAlone

Those u like on Romance Section: Darven, MrsPhyno, Ipledge10, ronald4liff. And most people ive spoken with so far

Those u dislike on Romance section: Meh. Them ones looking for attention. Im sure yous know yourselves.

Those u find annoying: Unintelligent people. And them ones looking for attention. Im sure yous know yourselves.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Darven. Hes Hilarious.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Ehm I dont follow much people.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cause they followed me. Theyre very well spoken. Or they just seem nice

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I dont know.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: Meh. None

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: None.

Which Romancelander is fake.: Ehm. That broke nonsense fella thats always trying to talk about how rich he is

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: All the doctors. JK. Theres a few

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Theres a couple .

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : Theres something about men in suits. Also well spoken men. And men who correct me when im wrong. Or men who can argue logically.

Your favorite Romancelander(s):Darven, MrsPhyno, Ipledge10, ronald4liff.

Your favorite mod.: Meh

Funniest Romancelander(s): Darven.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads.: Meh

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: A few

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: oremusantus ( cant spell his name). ehm left NL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: Missclassy. But Ive a filter.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: ehm. Quite a few.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Alll the doctors... JK

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: A few. Ive met one in real but hes a douche. I hope he sees this.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Darven, MrsPhyno, Freecoca (occasionally). Ronald4liff

NL member that tries too hard.: Too Much. I think i try hard too much sometimes...

NLer(s) you find intriguing: ALOT.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: wowo lol and all these other Nigerian slang.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: ive no idea but he called me that and ive used it ever since

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Meh

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Lol Wouldnt he like to know...

Who do u often agree with: Ronald4liff

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Me Myself And I. JK. I think were all mini Beyonces and Trey Songz.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Beautiful Creatures everywhere

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: MrsPhyno.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Im sure we all sometimes take things too seriously and laugh and pretend its all cool but inside were crying... or maybe its just me...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:Ehm Everyone is a bit of a douche really. Everyone has their douchebag days

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Name- N.M.D.B

Age- falls between 20 & 30

Occupation- student

Are you single, dating or married-single

Those u like on Romance Section- BUTCHCASSIDY, Mrsphyno, Obiorathesubtle, Primeministerr, Naijaboiy, Decker,Punkyveer, MISSPICY etc.

Those u dislike on Romance section- mamagee & her sister onila.

Those u find annoying- same as above.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)- Punkyveer,Decker.

Those you follow and wish follows you back- I honestly don't know.

Why do you follow the people you follow- i follow those who follow me like monitoring spirit & others coz I like them.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- confidential

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-na once in a blue moon thing.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- Oníla

Which Romancelander is fake.- delectablesgel

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- Mrsphyno.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- Hannysmilez,but I never tell am oh.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)- girl toh fine gan.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- same as those I can't wait to read their posts.

Your favorite mod- mukina2 coz she be ARSENAL fan and she dey help derail Chelsea ministry.

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Buygala

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- MISSPICY, I hear say she put her picture there but as I go, she don remove am.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- Gurgle,she no dey active.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.- I dunno.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Darven & Mamagee

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with- Quiinnbee & Mrsphyno.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- again,confidential.

NLer(S) you consider smart- Decker,Punkyveer....I hear say she dey work for library.

NL member that tries too hard- Mr cork

NLer(s) you find intriguing- Ggrin, I honestly no know if na guy abi girl.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Upandan

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-STFUareyouGod

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- Mrsphyno, daretodiffer(only recently).

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- I dunno.

Who do u often agree with- Obiorathesubtle, Decker.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- None of them dey gree show full yansh. so I dunno.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- *********

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- Ipledge10 & Yourmain.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- don't really take things too serious, just mean & straightforward - vizkiz, Decker & Punkyveer.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- SexistBastard. [/b]

Jolllyjoy:




your carrot you mean?

Geraraheremehn:
Do you expect me to give you an award 4 spending minutes on dat trash wen ur meant to spend the minutes closing shop or making supper huh?

I'm home

ipledge10:
so am not nice

STFUareyouGod:
carrot? Cassava tuber

YourMain:
Msphyno hes all yours babe :*. Early Christmas present.

MRNipples:
LOL hahahahahahaha very funny, it was nt smtin dat #100 cud take off, if i tell u hw many injection i take 2day eh u go bow, but yeah thank jah im fine, hw was ur day?

YourMain:
mrsphyno hes all yours babe :*. Early Christmas present.

MrsPhyno:
Lol stfuareyougod doesn't like me
we have a very complicated relationship

Jolllyjoy:





learning were my

coverface

MrsPhyno:
Lol stfuareyougod doesn't like me
we have a very complicated relationship

STFUareyouGod:
thr33some is allowed

YourMain:
no dont worry. Shell give you the experience of a lifetime

STFUareyouGod:
I like all nairalanders. No exemptions

STFUareyouGod:
♨️♨️♨️

STFUareyouGod:
so can you handle?

MrsPhyno:
Good. cause I was feeling very hurt