mtor:
Davide470 your Shares though...
this is hilarious oh lawd

Was just being truthful tho.,,

STFUareyouGod:
how I for do sir?

adeh39:


Thanks

My dp

Jolllyjoy:
if you are single am ready to sango with you

MrsPhyno:
Name: one kain igbo name like that

Age: U-21 like say na football team

Occupation: Jobl , sorry, I'm a Student

Dating/Single/Married: I would make some joke about Phyno but I think you guys are tired of that.... Single

Those I like on the romance section: All of my sheedren

Those I dislike on the romance section: Besides that one obvious person; only TruckPusher maybe if he counts as a romancelander.... I'm sorry sir. Only because of his aggressively anti-feminist stance..... Sorry again

Those I find annoying: I have too many younger siblings to be so easily annoyed

Those who I can't help but read their posts (I look forward to what they have to say):
fuckshit - surprisingly profound
Punkyveer - Queen of words
iamlegend1 - witty and perfect basically
Adaeze3000 - I just like the way she writes
Kingtom - words no fit describe
FriedPlantain - I just like this dodo
Ipledge10 - idk, his gentleness comes thru in his words and it's very appealing

Those I follow and wish followed me back:
Fuckshit & MissSlimbody & FriedPlantain

Why I follow the people I follow: they're funny. I am attracted to the way they write . They are nice to me and nice to other ppl.

NLer that has sent me the most PMs: ahhh idk o

How many PMs I get on average daily: let me use this as an avenue to say I rarely check. Unless I'm looking for someone in particular. No vex

Romancelanders that I ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: all the tpia's & Darven
Darven sorry for what I said before sha. Was bad of me. Sorry.

Which romancelander is fake: ipledge10

Romancelander(s) I would have a one night stand with if given the chance but wouldn't date: ButchCassidy lalasticlala Oga Seun

Romancelander I can date or have a crush on: just one? Lol. I don't want to answer. Dey know demselves

Why I chose him: he's basically perfect

Fave Romancelanders: I've mentioned them all already in various places but lemme include: quiinnbee and misspicy and enigmaticenigma and mznaett and yourmain

Fave Mod: no sweeter name than the name lalasticlala

RomanceLander with the best threads: FlirtyKaren

Romancelander who's diary I stalk: none sha, but lemme say shut

Romancelander I used to get along with but don't anymore (with reason): Gurgle. She left me

......... I dey come o

naijaboiy:

Lol...that means e still dey pain you be that.

No be say I even make mistake na my phone auto correct. But if you wan dey yab me then just prepare for my own cos I go surely catch you.

Jolllyjoy:



if only looks can kill ur bea eyes for don kill me

She knows i don't joke with large water melons.

Don't worry am good at keeping secrets.

Pucaxo:
Even if monkey nor fyn, him mama go still like am.

adeh39:

Sorry swiri

HBD!!

Jolllyjoy:



u knw say i dey versatile i no fit serve one God

Cutehector:
urm the lies evryone is telling... in the hall of fame slum whareva.

Well where is yours tho?

naijaboiy:

Pucaxo:
Seriously bro, I wasted a lot of time arguing back and forth in that section. Sexkillz ban me taya buh wuh did I benefit? Only berem's bbm pin

Life is too short abeg

Werey!!

I dey see that pin for her profile but I never understand why she dey put am there. Una talk?

francizy:


That thing be like police baton!

Nawa for you ooo

You even check the size of the chumchin

misspicy:

versatile

no fit serve one god

picks my shoes and runs away from her

be far away from me satan



hope you enjoying your night,where do u live in delta my best friend is from there

redgem:



Thanks...... But seriously why do you want to slap me?

McEwen:


You are fool for mentioning my wife (lady moana)!!!




*drops mic*

Jolllyjoy:
am serious,it wouldnt be too bad if i get to marry him and maybe during marathon race he will be calling pdp while i chorus with apc

Cutehector:
people still dont get it.. This is social media.. Not reality.. How many times do i have to school people on that? My personal life is my business, not urs to knw..okay.. Nw get lost

francizy:




Fixed!

Pucaxo:
Its a way to perform "hard reset" on humans.


You need it badly. Your cheeks are begging for it

TonyeBarcanista:

Bros, abeg no be like that. Ño blame us for wailing, e no easy no be opposition.


@Kingtom: You de aware say I still de single abi? Abeg do the needful

naijaboiy:

KingTom:
see one dey apply Na

Laveda:

Darven:


I don't need your damn apologies. I wish you knew how stupiid you look by apologizing to me

Jolllyjoy:
misspicy come and see

Jolllyjoy:
i be confirm isoko girl with a touch of waffi slangs



enjoy which night kwa??heat dey mess with me here

pizel:
no I totally get it..it's your life..can't really say it's ma concern or anything,and can't really blame you!!grew up retardeđ..no one really liked you..mom and dad felt you were a product of a "f**k up"so they couldn't care less..so you never really had a life..and then came nairaland(your home away from home)..so now you act macho..trying to hide your scared past.. so I totally get it#bass turd

p.s you're so lame and stupid( Rio de Janeiro) do you even know where that is??(ok maybe you do#thankuworldcup2014)

Jolllyjoy:
if you are single am ready to sango with you

TonyeBarcanista:

That place is filled with terrorists my brother. I do visit this section to read comments. The fun here can't be quantified. It won't be out of place to say that this section is the reason behind the fun of NL. There is this controversial girl Onila , the Awon werey crew and other groups. I hope this certain character called lasisi69 of End Time is not a romancelander?