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mirexxx:
Thesonofmark you're still in this world??

kinglekan:
Name: HRH Oba Lekan Numero uno

Age: Can't seem to find my birth cert

Occupation: In pursuit of happiness

Are you single, dating or married :

Those u like on Romance Section: Twaci, Cyndax, Kwencypresh,Kingtom,jefferyjamez, lekinz, winetapper, stephenqueen, stfuareyougod, ipledge10, Erukumanaki, Lordoftheweed, Adeh39, Iamkingzlee, Mhizkel, laveda, Eniqurl, Thesonofmark, iamcharis, ronald4lif, Mzpecs, tosyne2much, Beamborla, wristbangle, prettythicksme, Michellla, Omavik, Mznelly, Sleekyshuga, MrsChima etcc


Mehn the list is endless. Phew!!!

Those u dislike on Romance section:
Ggrin for deceiving me



Those u find annoying : softapples/ssweetorgasm or wareva he calls himself, delectablegyal can be somewhat annoying too.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Thesonofmark, Mizmycoli, ronald4lif, iamCharis, Mznelly, sveen, Darkdrenedrebel, Naijaboiy, Misssclassy (come back puleezzz), Twaci, Truckpusher, Sinizia, Pucaxo/sinzzu, KingTom,

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Its up to them, no time for wishes that won't put money in my bank account.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Different reasons but for some ladies, its so i can stalk them.

Goodluck filing a restraining order.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I don't keep tabs on that.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. :
So i should start punching my calculator to find the average?



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I neither ignore nor avoid anyone.

Which Romancelander is fake.: Everyone is gaddam fake joor. Our "fakeness" is just at different levels.

Chikena!!

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Oluwa mi ooo, dem plenty ooooo. *scratches head* Ermm em,

Prettythicksme, Tohpahz, Jolllyjoy, Adeh39, Mhizkel, Missstella, Nickylawve, Deejavvu, yourmain, Halfrica ,cocoberry, sinaj ,baebiehot,


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Aint saying jack shii.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Didn't you hear me?

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Everyone i have mentioned so far and a bunch of others.

Your favorite mod: Ishilove (Rtd.)

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, Friedplantain, halfrica, Alberto2k, ggrin, kingTom

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: tosyne2much, wristbangle, mzpecs/lagmostkuit, solomonbrown.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Mznelly, Sleekyshuga

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Nubian113, (we just kinda drifted apart. ) , Ladyboss1, (She deactivated )

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Kingtom and stfuareyougod

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Durentt, softapples, ggrin and delectablegyal

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: what's with all these mathematical questions. Second base ko, Base 10 ni.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: my awon werey crew members, kalakuta peeps, a couple of others too and i have only met mzpecs

Romancelander you consider smart: Mizmycoli, Ronald4lif, Thesonofmark, Truckpusher, April07, Darkenedrebel, Michellla, KingTom, Naijaboiy, jefferyjamez, Tonyebarcanista, iamCharis , francizy etc

NL member that tries too hard.: ssoftapples,durentt,
sexistbastard/vanquay,

NLer(s) you find intriguing : Thesonofmark,Darkenedrebel

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : Fvcktard

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Blackett

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: MrsChima

Who do u often agree with: Ronald4lif & KingTom .

Romancelander that you secretly wish you both can get to know each other. : Cammman, not anoda wish again.


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): All the ladies i follow. and a couple of others.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): I don't do ugly.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy/girl: Ronald4lif & Michellla

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: Darkenedrebel/Firsteva

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :
Softapples/Humanbeingist/ssweetorgasm

mirexxx:
Thesonofmark you're still in this world??

taiocol:
Name: Elixir

Age18-23

Occupation: Trader

Are you single, dating or married ..... It's Complicated

Those u like on Romance Section.... None

Those u dislike on Romance section.... Darven2

Those u find annoying.... End Time crew

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)... TheSonOfMark

Those you follow and wish follows you back.... Seun

Why do you follow the people you follow.... For Following sakes.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs.... Classified

How many PMs do you get on average in a day..... 0-1

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: none

Which Romancelander is fake.: Darven2

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date...... FirstEva

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on..... Not available

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her).....

Your favorite Romancelander(s): none

Your favorite mod..... none,

Funniest Romancelander(s).... Kingtom

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: wristbands and tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: the most boring place on Nairaland

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:...

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : my online personality is a mask

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: KingTom

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: none

NLer(S) you consider smart: thesonofmark

NL member that tries too hard.: tosyne2much

NLer(s) you find intriguing:

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:...

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: ....

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: all

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: many of em.

Who do u often agree with: none, I like arguing. Me agreeing with em is not negotiable

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Makeup, all of em wear it so I can't differentiate.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): yet to look out for those fearfully made

Cutehector:
Name: hector, Don Benedict, Donald, Ikenna...

Age: 965/41.8


Occupation: Business, Engineer


Relationship status: Single and searching..



Romancelanders i like: i like those who hate me ... It shows i'm a celebrity.



Rlders/nlders who i dislike: i am a happy guy.. I dont take shitt here on social media serious... Hence, no time for dislikes...



Those who i find annoying: Eroticangelina, redgem, lagmostkuit


Those i cant help but read their post: stephanieEzeh, emusmith, grinn, onila, irunoobo, adaksbullet, ireneony


Those i follow and i wish to follow me back..: like seriously? I am a very straightforward person, if i like u, i will ask u for ur number.. Hence no need for beating around the bush..

Why do i follow those who follow me: because courtesy demands it...



Niaralander that has sent u the most pm: my number is in my profile, i make it easy for my secret crushers to contact me thru whatsapp


How many pm do u get in a day? : none.. Not important.


Romancelanders i ignore.. I ignore foolish comments, not people...



Which romancelander is fake?: [size=15pt]Cutehector [/size]



Romancelander i would love to hav a one night stand with? : i am a christain, God detests fornication and adultery...



Romancelander i can date or have a crush on: i can go dates with halfrica, estharfabian.. Buh its not wise to crush on people..



What made me attracted to her... I liked halfrica cuz of her jovial nature, i also got attracted to estharfabian cuz of her voice.



My favorite niaralander: Iamlegend1, iceberylin


My favorite mod: mods ban people, they are the enemy.. Kill dem buh i like farano sha.. Take note of the sha.


Funniest romancelander: adaksbullet... Infact, all the trolls..


Romancelander with best threads: i give it up for Emusmith, no other person...


Diary i stalk: None



Romancelanders i used to get along with: mprex, twaci, annie4b, mirexxx, misspicy.


Why did i stop gettn along with dem: people always leave.. (One tree hill)



Which nlder personality dat suits mine: I am enigmatic... No one can be like me



Nlders i would love to give a dirty slap: i have a forgiving spirit, i dont hold grudges



Nlders i would go second and first base with: naijaboiy please come and explain dis ur question biko....




Nlders i keep as frnds offline... A secret .. I dont kiss and tell...



Nlders i consider smart: Misssclassy.. No one else.. She is too too good..


Nl member that tries to hard: all the toasters in romance section; me , kinglekan, tosyne2much, iamcharis, enegod, naijaboiy, bqlekan..




Nlders i find intriguing.. : trapq



What phrases, styles i learnt from a nairalander: i am original, hence i dnt copy



Whch nlders do u often disagree with: ronald4lif



Romancelander i secretly wish i can meet together with: all the romance section moderators...


Who do i often agree with: Iamlegend1, tosyne2much


Who do i consider sexy: laveda, eniqurl


Who do i consider ugly: no one is ever ugly... Evryone is beautiful as long as they are happy..


Who is romancelander mr/ms nice guy/lady: Iceberylin. My mentor


Who is romance section mean guy or lady : Me, thesonofmark, agarawu23, wristbangle, naijaboiy



[size=15pt]romance section douchebags: Everyone who has an alternate moniker [/size]




Aloha, namaste, adios, Peace.

ssweetorgasm:
Kinglekan im nt humanbeing1st huh.

Tell that to Amadioha and watch how you would suddenly become barbecue.

taiocol:
Name: Elixir

Age18-23

Occupation: Trader

Are you single, dating or married ..... It's Complicated

Those u like on Romance Section.... None

Those u dislike on Romance section.... Darven2

Those u find annoying.... End Time crew

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)... TheSonOfMark

Those you follow and wish follows you back.... Seun

Why do you follow the people you follow.... For Following sakes.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs.... Classified

How many PMs do you get on average in a day..... 0-1

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: none

Which Romancelander is fake.: Darven2

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date...... FirstEva

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on..... Not available

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her).....

Your favorite Romancelander(s): none

Your favorite mod..... none,

Funniest Romancelander(s).... Kingtom

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: wristbands and tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: the most boring place on Nairaland

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:...

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : my online personality is a mask

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: KingTom

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: none

NLer(S) you consider smart: thesonofmark

NL member that tries too hard.: tosyne2much

NLer(s) you find intriguing:

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:...

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: ....

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: all

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: many of em.

Who do u often agree with: none, I like arguing. Me agreeing with em is not negotiable

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Makeup, all of em wear it so I can't differentiate.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): yet to look out for those fearfully made

Laveda:
kinglekan, see babes only you wan blow ...I'll soon seize your d!ck.

Cutehector thanks

wristbangle:
I agree with u on the bolded.

Lol, cutehector me mean?

kinglekan:

Iamkingzlee aka Okonta, Tosyne2much, ScentMarlc aka Scent leaf.

I see you all. Love u guys. No homo intended.

Mhizkel:
Kinglekan welldone oh!
Only one night stand? How about making it two?

Even if you want to make it our DAILY BREAD, am good to go.

kinglekan:

Cutehector i agree with you on that. We try too hard.

Laveda:
kingl.ekan, see babes only you wan blow ...I'll soon seize your d!ck.

Cutehec.tor thanks

They are just mere wishes na

kinglekan:
Why don't you do the monitoring in the flesh.

Laveda:
kinglekan, see babes only you wan blow ...I'll soon seize your d!ck.

Cutehector thanks

wristbangle:


Na today u know say him be king of oloshos?

So those babes nah oloshos too?
Kinglekan?

Omotayor123:
Name: Lasisi Omotayo

Age: Early 20s

Occupation: student

Are you single, dating or married : single 100%

Those u like on Romance Section: Amin...at508, Ad...eh39, Cute...hector, tosyne2...much, wristb...angle, miss...picy, Intr...overt, and others

Those u dislike on Romance section: Can't think of any

Those u find annoying: Frustrated souls, stalkers

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Tosyne...2much, Toks...2008,

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Intelligent and loving people

Why do you follow the people you follow: They must have impressed me somehow

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Ahhhh.... Countless!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day... : I don't keep records

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: They don't worth mentioning

Which Romancelander is fake. :You knw them.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: None at all!

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: but actually, I can't do online love.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Agara...wu23, Oy...ind17, Ch...erlene, jollyj...oy, LordOfTheWeed, dhara...y99 or na dhar...ay88,Free...manan, Doctor king...tom..... Them too plenty..

Your favorite mod: Lalas...ticlala

Funniest Romancelander(s): Ade...h39, tosyn...e2much

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: can't think of any. I just love threads randomly

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: None

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : LordOfTheWeed...... He left me for another

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Miss...picy, Misc...lassy!

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't know

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: None

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: tosyne2...much, wrist...bangle, amina...t508, Cher...lene, Tok...s2008, aga...rawu23

NLer(S) you consider smart: intr...overt

NL member that tries too hard.: Bar...canista.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Adedayourt, Kazrem, a..sumo12, Mattk...ent, Chyno...BEATS,....

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: ignoring

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: intr...overt

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Wristb...angle

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. it's a secret!

Who do u often agree with: Am...inat508

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): I consider him handsome not sexy

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Faceless monikers

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: No nice person for Romanceland

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Agara...wu23

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: * Don't know.

Wow... I tried

Sweetheart I'm ready to reconcile

kinglekan:

She deserves to know nah.

Bros i dey ooooo, top of the morning to you sire.

kinglekan:
Even if you want to make it our DAILY BREAD, am good to go.

tohpahz:
Ronald 4lif / chinasa

Please say the remaining crush na..
Lemme know my opponents

kinglekan:

They are just mere wishes na

I see ....oga oo

wristbangle:


Na today u know say him be king of oloshos?

You didn't just call those beautiful ladies prostitutes, did u?

iamkingzlee:
No dey call me Okonta, before i add you to my "slapping list"

Nor vex nau, u not sey i nor sabi fight.

Michellla:
nothing much oh.been a while i'v seen you

redgem:
You better believe it...... So, tell me the meaning of lewa mi