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agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

You're a very heartless human being. Dry joke.

Just mix milk and sugar with the brown n red, tea don ready be dat

DikSin:
If this "thing make front page" make lala get bowleg

e don enta Fp oooooo.

Madness.com.go.com

End time sperm!

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

bad ass

You will give birth RED Indians.

how did you see the sperm?

Very soon your sperm go change black

Op! waka trek go to the nearest filling or police station for proper interrogation on your problem. Lmoa!!!


True talk, go see Iya elewe omo

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

There's an app on google play store called kangpe.
I think your questions will be answered better on Kangpe.

Pls go to water colour or crayon company,Ur sperm may be useful there.

This can happen when Chelsea(blue) and Man Utd(Red) are poor in the EPL.
Endtime Sperms are countable!!!

I am doctor illiterate, (MBBS, MBSS, P.hD, OND, SSCE, WAEC). U Don carry go no.

Ur sperm has bein used 4 ritual. See d nearest pastor

Which kind yeye talk be that?

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

you need not see a doctor. Is a sign of gud living. Just let it be.

Lmfao!!! MAd maN!

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

Ur name is white&black and ur sperm is red&brown,pls see a doc as soon as possible to enable d colour normalize

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

oh! So you know the guy,he is my nephews course mate.I heard the news of his demise.its a pity

End time sperm End time sperm

priscaoge:
Nsogbu


This one strong maka Chukwu. Op u don't need to be told that u need to see a doctor. Must be "STD". Make sure u treat it properly or else, ur linage don close be that

2Mr nw girls will be rushing to gv men head,like say d sperm dey clear pimple, increase boobs,beautiful face n asss.

Heaven knows Hw mny girls Hv swallowed d black tin

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

hmmmm, u don ko SCOLOSIS nd SIPHILIS be dat... go see ur doctor b4 its too late

your name BLACKANDWHITE your sperm REDANDBROWN probably ur kid GREEN AND YELLOW.
END TIME DUDE...

Av experienced it b4.. And I didn't use any medication.. After a week..my sperm was normal... Its not a disease..it is also d same as having blood in ur catarrh and it can happen to anyone

Too much RED BULL before sex.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Now you're wishing him death. I wonder how this is helpful that some kids are hitting the "Like" button. It isn't funny at all. You can take your dry joke somewhere else. Dọ́lt

(op) you have been infected which is causing irritation in your gland(prostatitis). So you are suffering from haematospermia. Please go see a doctor.

Mind you, don't bring complaints to Nairaland again to avoid senseless comments like this so that you won't commit suicide.

Adios! [/color]

If u think this comment senseless it's because the op did a senseless thing. So he deserves this. He should have asked for advice b4 unprotected sexx. I actually found it funny, if he commits sucide he'll be doing d world a favour. Every action has consequences, no one will carry his on his behalf.

most of d comments here are not helping matters

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

Abeg no inflict fear in d guy hrt nw. He's just suffering frm numerical penis tumor.

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

guy u na boss

TAKE ONE TEA SPOON OF GARLI AND GINGER D BLENDRD ONE WIITH HONEY MIX ,ONE SPOON MORNIN AND NIGHT for 7days,I which u quick recovery

gbam dem don get am

jaygem:
Oh no!

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

my oh my!so make this one too come.o boy you no nice oooooooo I no fit laugh ahahahahahahahah.. You CRAZE gan ni o