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Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by delectablegyal(f): 9:02am On Dec 14, 2015

If my jokes are not funny, u are the harmmatan who makes them DRY. Get it?

If it's not funny to u, it's funny to another.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by sashx(m): 9:03am On Dec 14, 2015

Lolx .

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Trendishine: 9:05am On Dec 14, 2015

kaywhynoni:
Pick up or danfo?

Well, all these are for Teens....

i agree wif u my frend

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by ehix89(m): 9:06am On Dec 14, 2015

Florblu:
Hilarious!
The guy should divert his creativity to something more reasonable

were is ur sense of humour bae,love ladies that share jokes

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by CaroLyner(f): 9:08am On Dec 14, 2015

Mishydoo:
SEE WHAT OUR NIGERIAN YOUTHS (TOMORROWS LEADERS) ARE BUSY WITH....MEANWHILE THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING.

you what are you doing to help?

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Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Bella1117(f): 9:11am On Dec 14, 2015

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Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by refiner(f): 9:13am On Dec 14, 2015

Dey tried small sha...Buh I didn't laff

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by tomholly: 9:19am On Dec 14, 2015

NOTED

DJBIGGY:
Nigerians ehh... we are so creative. So for all the guys who wants to toast a lady in this harmattan season and is looking for the right pick up line to execute his plan... I guess this would be helpful to you.

Read below and laugh small biko.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/HarmattanPickUpLines?src=hash

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by DJBIGGY(op): 9:25am On Dec 14, 2015

DJBIGGY:
Nigerians ehh... we are so creative. So for all the guys who wants to toast a lady in this harmattan season and is looking for the right pick up line to execute his plan... I guess this would be helpful to you.

Read below and laugh small biko.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/HarmattanPickUpLines?src=hash

More on the link ====]]]]] http://www.olamzy.com/2015/12/see-hilarious-tweets-on.html

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Nobody: 9:25am On Dec 14, 2015

Lame. Joke...I cnt imagine a mentally. Able man use dis lines,

EeeeW

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Idrismusty97(m): 9:27am On Dec 14, 2015

"I know it seems like i am yarning dust but it is probably just the weather."

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/13/14/Putin-Ukraine-meme.jpg

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Seculent: 9:31am On Dec 14, 2015

What nonsense!

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by nonjebose(m): 9:33am On Dec 14, 2015

Do girls fall for this trash again? I doubt.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Nobody: 9:36am On Dec 14, 2015

My pickup line has always remain 'hop in baby, let me shorten your miles' both in harmathan or whatever weather.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Kekekenny(m): 9:43am On Dec 14, 2015

D's one Strong ooo

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Nobody: 9:45am On Dec 14, 2015

I love the second and last.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Nobody: 9:47am On Dec 14, 2015

Babe I hate it when you just keep shouting eyan mayweather in the dry season... speak the word and your dry bones shall rise again.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by bigass123(m): 9:48am On Dec 14, 2015

Picture of the dry pusssy or idonbilivit angry

Don't be ridiculous undecided

irunooboo:
[size=14pt] #You are the lubricant for my dry pusssy[/size]

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Lanretoye(m): 9:52am On Dec 14, 2015

eaglechild:
I think my sense of humour is dead.

i cant test mine with those dry lines up there.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by lonelydora: 9:58am On Dec 14, 2015

Priscaoge I wanna be your vaseline, Stella pomade to be precise, that runs through your whole body.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by priscaoge(f): 10:02am On Dec 14, 2015

lonelydora:
Priscaoge I wanna be your vaseline, Stella pomade to be precise, that runs through your whole body.

Today is Monday oooo angry

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Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Lsofdk(m): 10:08am On Dec 14, 2015*

Oliviaarims:
I love the second and last.

thanks for the tip grin

would use it on you soon wink

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by lonelydora: 10:09am On Dec 14, 2015

priscaoge:
Today is Monday oooo

Yea, and I'm right here at work thinking about you. Where have you been?

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Nobody: 10:12am On Dec 14, 2015

Lsofdk:
thanks the for tip would use it on you soon

Lol. It would be pointless!

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by chubbygal(f): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2015

irunooboo:
[size=14pt] #You are the lubricant for my dry pusssy[/size]

pls you need to see a gynecologist ASAP at your age you already have a DRIED pusssy, men don milk you finish kpele #myadvicethough.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Lsofdk(m): 10:22am On Dec 14, 2015

Oliviaarims:
Lol. It would be pointless!

you'd be surprised cool

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by badmus036(m): 10:31am On Dec 14, 2015

9ja lyrics

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Indializzie(f): 11:02am On Dec 14, 2015

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Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Seakay(m): 11:19am On Dec 14, 2015

Ish... Those jokes dry pass Harmattan breeze.

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by femi4: 12:16pm On Dec 14, 2015

Michellla:
they tried though its copy paste.

Even if its copy and paste, it ll work cos the weather is dusty and dry

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by priscaoge(f): 12:23pm On Dec 14, 2015

lonelydora:
Yea, and I'm right here at work thinking about you. Where have you been?

California undecided

Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Thatitan234(m): 12:28pm On Dec 14, 2015

@nollyuncensored: Girl when i see your body...You make me lick my lips and use excess vaseline # HarmattanPickUpLines "

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