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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Rapunzel001: 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2015
darlingtonIIV:
its not like that. I like your free spirit.

Mayb na u b d BF...
Free spirit huh? Well... if you type so *shrugs
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Promzyunique(m): 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2015
Angelina is very right , she's very right n 2ndly we all know dat galz shiit , dy smellll eh!!! pure smelll
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by AlienStar: 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2015
Lmao! u no well shocked
ERONX:
1)If u stain the edges of the W.C with your watery poo make sure you clean it with your hands
2) After flushing twice or thrice and the stubborn poo refuses to flush pick it up with your hands and hide it in your handbag grin

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015
Your name should be called fake angelina, you are encouraging girls to carry stools in their body for 9 months so as to look fashionable.
Why do we have toilets in our homes and offices?
Is it unlady like to have bowel movements once in a day when you eats 10 times a day?

The reason most ladies have smelly stools is becos they carry it longer their necessary in their guts, even with clean toilets ladies will prefer to hold stools and urine just becso someone said its fashionable.

Every human is supposed to have bowel movements daily and ur are supposed to release as soon ass u have the urge, failure to do that leads to stools impactation on your intetinal walls which leads to constipation and piles.

No decent guy will prevent his girl from using his toilet, if urs does that change him.

Ladies should be careful of what they eat, its over processed foods that cause smelly stools and not fruits like you errroneously said.

Ladies should be what they say they arean and stop forming that you don't stool.

The shower trick and other deceptive advice won't work, ur guy will know u used the toilet. And there's no big deal, guys know the ladies are naturally dirty but they don't mind.

Love can be delightfully blind.

So naija girls be urself, even angelina jolie dey shit and she's proud of it, its natures way of healing ur body.

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015
ERONX:
1)If u stain the edges of the W.C with your watery poo make sure you clean it with your hands
2) After flushing twice or thrice and the stubborn poo refuses to flush pick it up with your hands and hide it in your handbag grin
Ouch!
That's gross but funny grin

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Fawklicant: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015
EroticAngelina:


We ladies are complicated grin

this is nt jx a friend, this is our boyfriend.
girls myt come here bashing me, buh some of them do worse. so dnt look at me lyk dat

Your post is exactly why guys see a lot of girls as being fake. Sh.it the damn thing. Kini big deal? Just clean up afterwards. That's why I like girls that keep it real, no pretense so long as she acts with a decent measure of decorum.

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by lepasharon(f): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015
EVILFOREST:

Just try and become a MAN and have a feel of it.

You tell me how it feels
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by ehis05(m): 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2015
What nonsense...ma girl can shit whenever she wants...who cares?? She can even pollute d air sef...d yabbing n evrytin da comes wit it is part of d fun....so far she doesn't make it a habit..I av no P

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by darlingtonIIV(m): 8:10pm On Dec 19, 2015
Rapunzel001:


Mayb na u b d BF...
Free spirit huh? Well... if you type so *shrugs
lol. My gf does whatever she wanna do in my house. If a girl cant be free in the presence of her bf then when will she be free? When they get married? No No for me.

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:11pm On Dec 19, 2015
I and my Babe Poo in front of eachother. We even have sex after a Hot Steamy shit session. What's the Big deal? Na all these girls wey dey form anyhow na dem shit dey smell pass

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2015
sniper77:
Babes can form. Na so one of my ex girlfriend go always say she wan shower when e be say na poo. She go quickly bath after doing her thing and finish my air freshener wey I dey manage. Every day for the thief and one day for the owner of the house. She come visit the day wey I no get air freshener and use the same style of I wan shower. Dis time around she waka immediately say she dey come back as she get to do one or two things. Na so I see her off come back make I pee. As I open toilet door Na so I fall Yakata like person wey Dem lay hands for im head to cast out demon. The moment wey I recover I escape from my flat lock door go stay overnight for my friend place. If to say I no escape the nuclear gas wey dey my toilet for kill me. I fashy the babe sharp sharp.

Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nnemuka(f): 8:13pm On Dec 19, 2015
cool
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by oglalasioux(m): 8:14pm On Dec 19, 2015
Aje butter. Forming at it's highest level. If the boyfriend no dey live for selfcon nko?
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by DTOBS(m): 8:15pm On Dec 19, 2015
INTROVERT:
wtf....





if you can't do it freely in your bfs house then sorry is your name...
Abi ooooo....help me ask her oooo

But wait ooo, you shit for your bf's house too?
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Joel3(m): 8:17pm On Dec 19, 2015
for Christ sake I just finish eating and still digesting...

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by swagifted(m): 8:20pm On Dec 19, 2015
Number 7 . Veery hilarious
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by free2blast(m): 8:22pm On Dec 19, 2015
You are right, there was a fine gal that came to use my office toilet. After doing the needful she came out sweating and I was completely turned off. All the scent that came with her out of the toilet no be here at all.
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by 1miccza: 8:23pm On Dec 19, 2015
Demmocrats:



Keep on fornicating and sharing your ordeals thinking you are doing the right thing.


God is watching!!!


How shit take become fornication now ehn??
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:25pm On Dec 19, 2015
Tips ke? E be like say you never jam shi.tt

When i first started out with my boyfriend then in school, i used to be like that. In fact, my body system respects itself so much that i can comfortably hold back faeces untill i feel very much comfortable to let go.
I was like this each time i come over to his apartment on weekends, not until one Saturday. I unknowingly ate something my stomach did not like. The first wave of stomach ache came around 8pm. I thought it was something i could handle so i refused taking cover. At about 12:40am my stomach was rumbling like thunder with pains that come on intervals of about 10 minutes. I could not sleep and i was counting time, waiting for day to break so i could return to my quarters. Unfortunately for me, i could not weather the storm any longer, i was sweating under AC and he was snoring away his life on the bed(or so i thought). At about 3:20 am, it came with an unbearable force and pain. Within a twinkle of an eye, I found myself in the toilet releasing this thunderous gases. At that point, i could have sworn that his next door neighbour was hearing the disturbing sounds. After relieving myself, i cleaned up properly.
As i opened the door, my guy was standing and staring at me with "wtf" kind of eyes. Words can not explain how i felt at that time...


I grew wiser with time, now i know better.

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by liricyst(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015
Nnemuka:
my boyfriend enjoys watching me poo, says the smell makes him love me the more.

grin

My God! That is weird cheesy cheesy

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lol. Very funny...Some ppl might find it useful, though.
You don't find it useful yourself?
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by edoziebobbyyahoocom(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015
Cutehector:
babe i will just have to disagree with u on this... If its to fart in public ehen, i go agree wit u, dah one is very much allowed... Buh this is shittt we talkin about jor. I havnt met any lady dat forms to shittt abeg.. Any girl dat does dat has serious issues... Like very serious one!
then the truth na say u neva jam............ah....mtchew.
I comment my reserve.
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Trendishine: 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015
Cutehector:
babe i will just have to disagree with u on this... If its to fart in public ehen, i go agree wit u, dah one is very much allowed... Buh this is shittt we talkin about jor. I havnt met any lady dat forms to shittt abeg.. Any girl dat does dat has serious issues... Like very serious one!
o boy, close ur mouth, pocket ur fingers n listen to the gurl, u dnt know how they feel,n dnt know completely how they roll, so jst leave it at that. even if you know, just shut d f*ck up...its sh*it shes talking abt here, her secret shes sharing n how are fellow gender cld go abt it, incase they are in certain dilemma as she suggests. y not enjoy it or swerve if u like...is it necessary u talk?. or even go as far as arguing,or do u jst want 2 be noticed?.. didnt she say its a ladies thread. y u no wan come respect urself n stop falling ur hand like one teen boy on pencil jean...na u dey shit? grin grin grin..see as u dey Analise mess n shit 4 a lady's thread. besides the Bea make sense n some ladies might luv it..."uv not met any lady that forms to shit", does that mean they are no ladies like that? on one reason or the other... even if they dnt form it in certain circumstances......ur type no dey see beyond ur nose. yet u too pokenose.... grin grin grin.. (u don make my rhyme sef) mtcheww... cool.. *puts on a dark spec n walks out*.. smh.... som dudes on nairaland ....
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by liricyst(m): 8:28pm On Dec 19, 2015
We all poo na. Na wa o.

Look, this is a non-issue. I tease girls i date on how smelly their stuff is, and they tease me back. If you can't even be comfortable with a guy about natural things like this, then you are in the wrong relationship

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by 1miccza: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2015
This is why i don't like girls that form. Shit nor be shit? If shit catch person e nor go shit am?? Reminds me of a female colleague that rushed into our house because she was pressed when she left the toilet? For more than four hours the whole house was smelling as if there was a decomposing corpse in the house
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Rapunzel001: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2015
darlingtonIIV:
lol. My gf does whatever she wanna do in my house. If a girl cant be free in the presence of her bf then when will she be free? When they get married? No No for me.

It's how they are wired... it's this Cinderella mentality wherein they bliv everything about them must be perfect... the packaging isn't just limited to toilet matters even stuff like having catarrh sef... you never see babes wey dey form when it comes to "blowing nose" ... it's when they are with their family members that they usually feel free to be themselves....

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by darlingtonIIV(m): 8:31pm On Dec 19, 2015
Rapunzel001:


It's how they are wired... it's this Cinderella mentality wherein they bliv everything about them must be perfect... the packaging isn't just limited to toilet matters even stuff like having catarrh sef... you never see babes wey dey form when it comes to "blowing nose" ... it's when they are with their family members that they usually feel free to be themselves....
lmao. Please tell me more
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Amadaz(m): 8:33pm On Dec 19, 2015
Honestly i used to think that girls don't poo...

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:34pm On Dec 19, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
You don't find it useful yourself?
Have no need for it.
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by malikjosiah(m): 8:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
mekaboy:
What if you poo finish water no dey for toilet to flush?
. gan! gan!! your own don finish be that.

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2015
Shildren of nowadays can overrate anythin!

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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Emodeee: 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2015
Cn u imagine a unilag babe going to the lavatory? Wetin she wan go do dere? She is too beautiful for the toilet nacheesy

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