First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

wtf....






if you can't do it freely in your bfs house then sorry is your name...

Angie haba.. I cant believ this is comin from you.. Whats thr in pooing in a friend's house... Jeeex! Is it not girls who get pressed on the highway dat go into the bush to go and shiiitttt... Shoutin to the driver to stop the car dah shittt is catching dem.... Den na d same babe go come form for insyd her boyfrnd house? Really?

for real?

Shiit is shiit, Dem no dey form for Shiit . . .anywhere e hold u just "Drop it like it's hot"

Cutehector:
Angie haba.. I cant believ this is comin from you.. Whats thr in pooing in a friend's house... Jeeex! Is it not girls who get pressed on the highway dat go into the bush to go and shiiitttt... Shoutin to the driver to stop the car dah shittt is catching dem.... Den na d same babe go come form for insyd her boyfrnd house? Really?

We ladies are complicated

this is nt jx a friend, this is our boyfriend.
girls myt come here bashing me, buh some of them do worse. so dnt look at me lyk dat

All this is happening in OP's mind.

nawa ooooo


wetin i nr go si 4 nairaland

buh na girls' poo smell pax

EroticAngelina:


We ladies are complicated

this is nt jx a friend, this is our boyfriend.
girls myt come here bashing me, buh some of them do worse. so dnt look at me lyk dat

babe i will just have to disagree with u on this... If its to fart in public ehen, i go agree wit u, dah one is very much allowed... Buh this is shittt we talkin about jor. I havnt met any lady dat forms to shittt abeg.. Any girl dat does dat has serious issues... Like very serious one!

Erukumakanaki:
Shiit is shiit, Dem no dey form for Shiit . . .anywhere e hold u just "Drop it like it's hot"

lol

Who mess here?

Unwanted list

Op nice one. .guys anytime your gf is doing this ... ...U should notice what's happening

I guess there is list for everything on nairaland now

LOL.

Can't help but laff!!! This tips ain't bad sha

Honestly, it was when i was in SSS 3 that i ever saw an adult female poo, it felt so strange.
'so women too dey shit like men?'
so why do some guys call some ladies 'ANGEL'?
Shey angel dey shit?

HMMM first sensible thread 4rm eroticangelena

ghostwritter:
Honestly, it was when i was in SSS 3 that i ever saw an adult female poo, it felt so strange.
'so women too dey shit like men?'
so why do some guys call some ladies 'ANGEL'?
Shey angel dey shit?

lol angels take dump too

Hmmmmmm

Counter reply

Guys never marry a girl that has not messed in ur presence before
Because if she can hide common mess she fit hide any and every thing from u

That no 6 won't be possible if the poo u want to pass out is BB poo.

- use water to cleanse the parts instead of tissue.
- flush and clean the holden cabin with brush
- maintain the facilities cleaner than you met them.
- discharge all pads properly, wrap in a nylon and tuck into your bag.
- use a bathroom slippers and not your shoes
- if it is a "shalanga" type of toilet, ensure you have enough water to flush the floor and use broom to clean up.

Your ability to keep the small room tidy after use would be added point on your housekeeping abilities.

Lala..sticlala needs to be relived of his duty.. To many rubbish in front page

Lalasticlala haba... Like seriously!

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

cc lalasticlala, Farano

Keep on fornicating and sharing your ordeals thinking you are doing the right thing.


God is watching!!!

Nonsense thread. Must everything about ladies be fake?What is there in telling your guy I want to go to the restroom?or beta still I wan shit o o.In fact,dont you even know that when a lady is sincere and dont pretend brings more live and love to the rlshp?Make thunder fphre all those fake pretenders,jor

I honestly use to believe ladies don't fart, not until... Smell of a lady's poo is a turn off.

op are u in ur bf's place now? wtf are you doing in his toilet? What do you mean by toilet, op?