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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Rapunzel001: 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
darlingtonIIV: Mayb na u b d BF... Free spirit huh? Well... if you type so *shrugs |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Promzyunique(m): 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Angelina is very right , she's very right n 2ndly we all know dat galz shiit , dy smellll eh!!! pure smelll |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by AlienStar: 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Lmao! u no well ERONX: 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Your name should be called fake angelina, you are encouraging girls to carry stools in their body for 9 months so as to look fashionable. Why do we have toilets in our homes and offices? Is it unlady like to have bowel movements once in a day when you eats 10 times a day? The reason most ladies have smelly stools is becos they carry it longer their necessary in their guts, even with clean toilets ladies will prefer to hold stools and urine just becso someone said its fashionable. Every human is supposed to have bowel movements daily and ur are supposed to release as soon ass u have the urge, failure to do that leads to stools impactation on your intetinal walls which leads to constipation and piles. No decent guy will prevent his girl from using his toilet, if urs does that change him. Ladies should be careful of what they eat, its over processed foods that cause smelly stools and not fruits like you errroneously said. Ladies should be what they say they arean and stop forming that you don't stool. The shower trick and other deceptive advice won't work, ur guy will know u used the toilet. And there's no big deal, guys know the ladies are naturally dirty but they don't mind. Love can be delightfully blind. So naija girls be urself, even angelina jolie dey shit and she's proud of it, its natures way of healing ur body. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
ERONX:Ouch! That's gross but funny 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Fawklicant: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: Your post is exactly why guys see a lot of girls as being fake. Sh.it the damn thing. Kini big deal? Just clean up afterwards. That's why I like girls that keep it real, no pretense so long as she acts with a decent measure of decorum. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by lepasharon(f): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
EVILFOREST: You tell me how it feels |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by ehis05(m): 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
What nonsense...ma girl can shit whenever she wants...who cares?? She can even pollute d air sef...d yabbing n evrytin da comes wit it is part of d fun....so far she doesn't make it a habit..I av no P 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by darlingtonIIV(m): 8:10pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Rapunzel001:lol. My gf does whatever she wanna do in my house. If a girl cant be free in the presence of her bf then when will she be free? When they get married? No No for me. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:11pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I and my Babe Poo in front of eachother. We even have sex after a Hot Steamy shit session. What's the Big deal? Na all these girls wey dey form anyhow na dem shit dey smell pass 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
sniper77:
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Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nnemuka(f): 8:13pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by oglalasioux(m): 8:14pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Aje butter. Forming at it's highest level. If the boyfriend no dey live for selfcon nko? |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by DTOBS(m): 8:15pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
INTROVERT:Abi ooooo....help me ask her oooo But wait ooo, you shit for your bf's house too? |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Joel3(m): 8:17pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
for Christ sake I just finish eating and still digesting... 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by swagifted(m): 8:20pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Number 7 . Veery hilarious |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by free2blast(m): 8:22pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
You are right, there was a fine gal that came to use my office toilet. After doing the needful she came out sweating and I was completely turned off. All the scent that came with her out of the toilet no be here at all. |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by 1miccza: 8:23pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Demmocrats: How shit take become fornication now ehn?? |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:25pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Tips ke? E be like say you never jam shi.tt When i first started out with my boyfriend then in school, i used to be like that. In fact, my body system respects itself so much that i can comfortably hold back faeces untill i feel very much comfortable to let go. I was like this each time i come over to his apartment on weekends, not until one Saturday. I unknowingly ate something my stomach did not like. The first wave of stomach ache came around 8pm. I thought it was something i could handle so i refused taking cover. At about 12:40am my stomach was rumbling like thunder with pains that come on intervals of about 10 minutes. I could not sleep and i was counting time, waiting for day to break so i could return to my quarters. Unfortunately for me, i could not weather the storm any longer, i was sweating under AC and he was snoring away his life on the bed(or so i thought). At about 3:20 am, it came with an unbearable force and pain. Within a twinkle of an eye, I found myself in the toilet releasing this thunderous gases. At that point, i could have sworn that his next door neighbour was hearing the disturbing sounds. After relieving myself, i cleaned up properly. As i opened the door, my guy was standing and staring at me with "wtf" kind of eyes. Words can not explain how i felt at that time... I grew wiser with time, now i know better. 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by liricyst(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Nnemuka: My God! That is weird 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Oliviaarims:You don't find it useful yourself? |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by edoziebobbyyahoocom(m): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Cutehector:then the truth na say u neva jam............ah....mtchew. I comment my reserve. |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Trendishine: 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Cutehector:o boy, close ur mouth, pocket ur fingers n listen to the gurl, u dnt know how they feel,n dnt know completely how they roll, so jst leave it at that. even if you know, just shut d f*ck up...its sh*it shes talking abt here, her secret shes sharing n how are fellow gender cld go abt it, incase they are in certain dilemma as she suggests. y not enjoy it or swerve if u like...is it necessary u talk?. or even go as far as arguing,or do u jst want 2 be noticed?.. didnt she say its a ladies thread. y u no wan come respect urself n stop falling ur hand like one teen boy on pencil jean...na u dey shit? ..see as u dey Analise mess n shit 4 a lady's thread. besides the Bea make sense n some ladies might luv it..."uv not met any lady that forms to shit", does that mean they are no ladies like that? on one reason or the other... even if they dnt form it in certain circumstances......ur type no dey see beyond ur nose. yet u too pokenose.... .. (u don make my rhyme sef) mtcheww... .. *puts on a dark spec n walks out*.. smh.... som dudes on nairaland .... |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by liricyst(m): 8:28pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
We all poo na. Na wa o. Look, this is a non-issue. I tease girls i date on how smelly their stuff is, and they tease me back. If you can't even be comfortable with a guy about natural things like this, then you are in the wrong relationship 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by 1miccza: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
This is why i don't like girls that form. Shit nor be shit? If shit catch person e nor go shit am?? Reminds me of a female colleague that rushed into our house because she was pressed when she left the toilet? For more than four hours the whole house was smelling as if there was a decomposing corpse in the house |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Rapunzel001: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
darlingtonIIV: It's how they are wired... it's this Cinderella mentality wherein they bliv everything about them must be perfect... the packaging isn't just limited to toilet matters even stuff like having catarrh sef... you never see babes wey dey form when it comes to "blowing nose" ... it's when they are with their family members that they usually feel free to be themselves.... 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by darlingtonIIV(m): 8:31pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Rapunzel001:lmao. Please tell me more |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Amadaz(m): 8:33pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Honestly i used to think that girls don't poo... 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:34pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
HIGHESTPOPORI:Have no need for it. |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by malikjosiah(m): 8:37pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
mekaboy:. gan! gan!! your own don finish be that. 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Shildren of nowadays can overrate anythin! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by Emodeee: 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Cn u imagine a unilag babe going to the lavatory? Wetin she wan go do dere? She is too beautiful for the toilet na |
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