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who can relate to this illustration? I mean, does it really turn this way after marriage?

Ftc. Yipeee.
Beta format ur husband.




Brb.

The sound of kola-nut in the mouth is not how it tastes.

they r on a long thing,.. think say marriage nah moimoi abi.....

slap1:
The sound of kola-nut in the mouth is not how it tastes.

You sound like one of those Pete Edoche memes

I love this!

Lol

The word marriage scares me. As at now, i don't have any plans on ever getting married.

The thought of spending my life time with a lady as my wife creeps me out. Don't get me wrong! I'm not a chronic womaniser. It's just that i can't stand all the naggings and monitoring habits of ladies.

Plus i like to be left alone in private without interferance. I can stay in my room for days without going out or wanting to talk to anyone, not because i'm angry. It makes me happy and i always get to discover solutions to certain problems. mostly, about machines. Chai, i pity my grandmum while i was with living with her. She used to have sleepless night because of me thinking i'm offended or sick. Sometimes she closes from the market very early just because she's been thinking i'm sick.

I guess all those stuffs about the zodiac and astrology are true. Because i possess all the traits of the aquarian man.

What i need is a kindhearted and mature baby mama i will treat like a goddess.

Hahahaha....Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7...epic combination.

That should totally troubleshoot Husband 1.0 and help it gain full functionality.

I sooooo love this...


Truth is, it doesn't matter how long you date or court in the name of "preparing" for marriage, you can never be prepared. That's the reason you can graduate from relationship school but school of marriage? the only option is to drop out(divorce or death).

Nice.
True that's how marriage is at times.




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Lol very true

Gofwane:
The word marriage scares me. As at now, i don't have any plans on ever getting married.

The thought of spending my life time with a lady as my wife creeps me out. Don't get me wrong! I'm not a chronic womaniser. It's just that i can't stand all the naggings and monitoring habits of ladies.

Plus i like to be left alone in private without interferance. I can stay in my room for days without going out or wanting to talk to anyone, not because i'm angry. It makes me happy and i always get to discover solutions to certain problems. mostly, about machines. Chai, i pity my grandmum while i was with living with her. She used to have sleepless night because of me thinking i'm offended or sick. Sometimes she closes from the market very early just because she's been thinking i'm sick.

I guess all those stuffs about the zodiac and astrology are true. Because i possess all the traits of the aquarian man.

What i need is a kindhearted and mature baby mama i will treat like a goddess.

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Please search for two. One for you and one for me. We are same kinda person.

Heheheheheheh

bigeagleeye:
I love this!

yea,its crazy _in a gud way ofcourse

Gofwane:
The word marriage scares me. As at now, i don't have any plans on ever getting married.

The thought of spending my life time with a lady as my wife creeps me out. Don't get me wrong! I'm not a chronic womaniser. It's just that i can't stand all the naggings and monitoring habits of ladies.

Plus i like to be left alone in private without interferance. I can stay in my room for days without going out or wanting to talk to anyone, not because i'm angry. It makes me happy and i always get to discover solutions to certain problems. mostly, about machines. Chai, i pity my grandmum while i was with living with her. She used to have sleepless night because of me thinking i'm offended or sick. Sometimes she closes from the market very early just because she's been thinking i'm sick.

I guess all those stuffs about the zodiac and astrology are true. Because i possess all the traits of the aquarian man.

What i need is a kindhearted and mature baby mama i will treat like a goddess.

I agree..marriage aint 4 everybody

Didn't understand one word... I seem to have misplaced by geek dictionary

This is so true. Sometimes I wonder why life has to be routinely programmed.

What a funny one we gat here Guess some folks are gonna be needing some upgrade,lolzz!!

Vince77:
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Please search for two. One for you and one for me. We are same kinda person.

three pls, there's one more guy

Hahahahaha. We do have some gurus in the house.
Make sense though if only it was that easy