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Cutehector:
please be my best friend abeg!

Omotayor123:
Mistake... Na rainbow light me dey show

VampireeM:
Lol. See Direct Friendzoning. If I become your bestie you will surely fall in love with me. You upto it?

emusmith:
7 Types Of "Lights Ladies Show To Guys

If you're very keen with or close to ladies, they will either like you or don't. They will show it through what we call, "light".

Humans, ladies in this case, are like cars. They show affection through the reflection of their emotion. I repeat, if you are observant, you'll see the kind of light she is sending across and you will know what to do and when to do it. This thread will help stop being indecisive or too presumptious BUT calculatively precisive.

I've formulated some of these myself, though they are relative and not to be taken literally but literary. Let's check on them quickly;


1. Green Light

This is the kind of light she shows when she likes you. Just "Like" for a start...A Green Light tells you to respond to her: talk to her. It doesn't really mean she loves you, yet. Mind you, she hasn't gotten to really know. Green light is mostly used today on a selfish/ temporary/lustful platform. Haven't you ever thought a girl was "eyeing" you, only to go closer, gets her number then the relationship dies after two weeks? Green light isn't enough, bro.


2. Red light

This is also known as Dismissal Light. As you all know, this is the kinda light she shows when she doesn't see a future with you. Some features and signs you'll see are:

a. She shows no excitement when you call.
b. She gets angry at every of your mistake.
c. Of course, she replies you with K,kk or kkk and that takes hours...etc.


3. Yellow Light

This light doesn't necessarily tell you to approach. That's that situation when you ask her out and she tells you, "I'll think/pray about it" or "Give me some time". That keeps you holding out for a while. 'For awhile'...it shouldn't exceed that. Don't be friend- zoned in 2016, please!


4. Grey Light

This is also called the "Light of a Cheating Girl". This kind of light is like a chameleon. It changes with environment or monetary involvement. Such a girl is most likely a Flirt: The more you look, the less you see. Watch out for this kinda light. She hugs and plays with your hair as though she cares, But right before you, she picks the call one of her boyfriends. Such girls ain't loyal. Don't tread too fast!


5. Black Light

I dunno if you have been there when you don't know why she is around you. Isn't apparently for sex and she tells you No. Does she have a guy? No. Is she willing to have one? No. No friends. No Boyfriends. No girlfriends. Just you. This is a Black Light. Run, bro. You might a means to a babalawo-end.


6. White Light

This is also known as a Diamond Light. This light exceeds the Green Light. It is love and acceptance based on knowledge of the guy. The white light is the truest light that brightens and sustains a mature relationship. He doesn't have to say to her, "I love you". He proves it by switching on the white light.


7. ROYGBIV Light

This is nicknamed, Multiple Light. When she gives you SEVEN parts of her in SEVEN days of a week: This is that kinda light. Unpredictably annoying! Unnecessary mood swings! A glaring light that tells you, "I'm not willing to change because of anyone, not even you!"


Merry Christmas, folks! Have fun!

Jolllyjoy:
little wonder your muma bought you a coat of many colors.

Omotayor123:

Aseco:
Which light u wil show me Jolllyjoy?

Jolllyjoy:
i will show u nepa light

Aseco:
y not green light?

LaurelP:
You write well.

It's not easy to put thoughts into words

Diddyydiva:
still we no get light for Nigeria






Nice work emusmith

Omotayor123:

Omotayor123:

VampireeM:
What of
Rainbow Light, Traffic Light
PHCN Light, Torch Light
Solar Light Moon Light.

As for the so called "Green light, Lol, thats the easiest way to friendzone a guy and milk him wella before he realises whats happening

Females are complex creatures.... You might be thinking she likes to ve you and by the time you get close you receive a cold shoulder.

Make your moves Light or no Light, if she aint responding SWERVE. If you keep waiting for any of these lights listed above with the exception of the so called "white light" to manifest in her, you will be on a long thing

INTROVERT:
what's this again.....

Harbosede02:
Funny

yapapa:
Op ...u get problem no be small

passionate88:
no worry much.... body odour will get worse next year... Chai baba

emusmith:
You think?

tosyne2much:
OP, so what lights are PinkBarbie and Omotayo123 showing me ?