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Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Ograke(m): 10:14am On Dec 28, 2015
ebyoma:


LMAO....

Remember I said from 9inches to 18inches..


However, if my Guy's is bigger and longer than what I've imagined then na to run for my life abeg...

BTW, I still rep #TeamBigC*ck anytime any day..
Girl, the guy was right. I doubt you have a sound knowledge of dick size and measurement.

The longest dick in the world ( fully erect ) is 13.5 inches. You can read it up online.

Less than 10% of guys possess dick above 8 inches in length.

So I wonder where you want to get a guy with 14 inches+ dick.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Ograke(m): 10:16am On Dec 28, 2015
clevvermind:
it seems you want to get your vagina destroyed.
The girl is talking out of ignorance. Don't mind her.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by cocaineaddict(m): 10:28am On Dec 28, 2015
ebyoma:
undecided

undecided undecided undecided



length (9-18 inches)
circumference (5-10 inc)

Do you get me now??
GOD PUNISH YOU DIA ASHAAWOO. HOW MANY INCH YOUR PAPA AND BRODAS GET. BASTAARRRD angry angry angry angry

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Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by clevvermind(m): 10:30am On Dec 28, 2015
Ograke:
The girl is talking out of ignorance. Don't mind her.
i think so.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Nobody: 10:33am On Dec 28, 2015
klassiquette:
Heard Ds can be enlarged

It can, but I don't think it's advisable. Might have side effects.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:39am On Dec 28, 2015
cocaineaddict:

GOD PUNISH YOU DIA ASHAAWOO. HOW MANY INCH YOUR PAPA AND BRODAS GET. BASTAARRRD angry angry angry angry

grin grin kikiki... I'm an Ashawoo because I said my mind ba? Accepted..

Seems you have a small diiick like a toothpick for you to attack me this way.. Better go and enlarge it.

impotent uncircumcised he-diot...

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Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:44am On Dec 28, 2015
Ograke:

Girl, the guy was right. I doubt you have a sound knowledge of dick size and measurement.

The longest dick in the world ( fully erect ) is 13.5 inches. You can read it up online.

Less than 10% of guys possess dick above 8 inches in length.

So I wonder where you want to get a guy with 14 inches+ dick.

No,just go on Google and read again. dick sizes... I'm not ignorant of what I typed..

Good day
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by cocaineaddict(m): 10:45am On Dec 28, 2015
ebyoma:


grin grin kikiki... I'm an Ashawoo because I said my mind ba? Accepted..

Seems you have a small diiick like a toothpick for you to attack me this way.. Better go and enlarge it.

impotent uncircumcised he-diot...

useless daughter of a damned LovePeddler. Keep on tasting every d1ck that comes your way. Na still dat 9ich d1ck go lead you to your early grave. Ashawo
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:48am On Dec 28, 2015
clevvermind:
it seems you want to get your vagina destroyed.

Not at all
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:56am On Dec 28, 2015
cocaineaddict:

useless daughter of a damned LovePeddler. Keep on tasting every d1ck that comes your way. Na still dat 9ich d1ck go lead you to your early grave. Ashawo

just shut the fucck up you hopeless product(son) of a damned *ashawoo* biitch...

my ways, my life!

Go and hug a transformer!!!
mtcheeeewww!!! like I give a fucck

useless goat
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015
klassiquette:

Men with small Ds
gud mawning n hw u doing, saw ur msg n I tried rectifying it, I also sent u a msg
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Joshkid(m): 11:36am On Dec 28, 2015
VampireeM:


Show me yours first, it might give me an inspiration on what to do in such situation gringringrin
Hehehehe...Bad girl!
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Joshkid(m): 11:38am On Dec 28, 2015
Diddyydiva:
I will persuade him to have a diick enlargement.

its not for myself alone but for himself too.


I like making impact in people's lives smiley
what do you mean by "For himself also" enlighten me??
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Joshkid(m): 11:39am On Dec 28, 2015
kaziblake:
Still a virgin ,never seen a dick.
I don't want small dick when I start having sex
And like when would you like to start?
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ademasta(m): 12:38pm On Dec 28, 2015
Ograke:

Girl, the guy was right. I doubt you have a sound knowledge of dick size and measurement.

The longest dick in the world ( fully erect ) is 13.5 inches. You can read it up online.

Less than 10% of guys possess dick above 8 inches in length.

So I wonder where you want to get a guy with 14 inches+ dick.
I don give her the analysis o... How on earth will a lady be looking an 18inch dickson?
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ademasta(m): 12:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
cocaineaddict:

useless daughter of a damned LovePeddler. Keep on tasting every d1ck that comes your way. Na still dat 9ich d1ck go lead you to your early grave. Ashawo
Hehehe... Oga mi, abeg stop abusing this innocent lady, i was the one who asked her her dick size favourite and she answered for God's sake. Please free ebyoma o! If she likes it big and huge na her life, and you also that is a cocaine addict(according to ur moniker), na ur life. ***smiles***
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 12:56pm On Dec 28, 2015
ademasta:

Hehehe... Oga mi, abeg stop abusing this innocent lady, i was the one who asked her her dick size favourite and she answered for God's sake. Please free ebyoma o! If she likes it big and huge na her life, and you also that is a cocaine addict(according to ur moniker), na ur life. ***smiles***

lol... Don't mind that swine cocaineaddict..
His prrostitute of a mother should have done the world good by aborting the slowpoke. now look what he has turned into...

cocaineaddict my Big Round Asss!!!
such a foool for a man(boi).
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by lanre147(m): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
ebyoma:


grin grin grin I'll need a tape measure for that!!!






On a serious note 9-18 inches is big enough for moi!!
Below that is considered average tongue tongue
so u mean if a guy falls below dat e no get big dick...ake I run go measure my own
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by freshdopeboi(m): 2:09pm On Dec 28, 2015
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Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by clevvermind(m): 3:42pm On Dec 28, 2015
girls and their love for big dick is getting serious o.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Uchesis: 3:58pm On Dec 28, 2015
clevvermind:
i am not hyping myself. just telling you what God has endowed me with. you will be too frightened if i send u the pix so let me not frighten you ok.
Oga cool dwn. If u see my own u go park well.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Uchesis: 4:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
ebyoma:


grin grin grin I'll need a tape measure for that!!!






On a serious note 9-18 inches is big enough for moi!!
Below that is considered average tongue tongue
meeeeeehn!!
Dat means ur punany is as deep as my compound well.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 4:47pm On Dec 28, 2015
Uchesis:
meeeeeehn!! Dat means ur punany is as deep as my compound well.
That's an understatement... Its as deep as the Ocean sef....


And yours is as small as ?
park well abeg!!!
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by lgboks(m): 5:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
nairaland
A place where ppl are supposed to air their views
But once that is done,they get criticised for it.
Dudes make una chill abeg no be fight grin
She aired her mind is all
cheesy
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by odaniel1(m): 6:48pm On Dec 28, 2015
merizy:
wont do anitin actually buh i luv big d**k
*wraps my own in gift pack and presents it as New year gift 2 u*
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Birdmanjnr(m): 7:05pm On Dec 28, 2015
kaziblake:
story
Team virgin, we are d realest. Add me on FB- Idoko Jude. Wearing a suit and red tie.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by lexzysamm: 8:35pm On Dec 28, 2015
what if the pucy too wide
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by princealexndre(m): 9:36pm On Dec 28, 2015
klassiquette:
Men with small Ds
u mean dey gonna pump deir dicks
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by trigar12(m): 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2015
merizy:
wont do anitin actually buh i luv big d**k

How many inches do you consider as big
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by anigbajumo(m): 9:53pm On Dec 28, 2015
Ograke:

Girl, the guy was right. I doubt you have a sound knowledge of dick size and measurement.

The longest dick in the world ( fully erect ) is 13.5 inches. You can read it up online.

Less than 10% of guys possess dick above 8 inches in length.

So I wonder where you want to get a guy with 14 inches+ dick.
Good,am among less Dan 10%.......kudos to my mum and God.....

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Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by MENTORCH(m): 10:04pm On Dec 28, 2015
No wonder why all my exes can't leave me, probably they haven't found someone bigger.
Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Cybertext(m): 10:32pm On Dec 28, 2015
The truth is that when most girls see the BIG D*cks... them go still run....

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