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SethJr:
If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats
with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
3. No matter how expensive
your Wrist watch is, as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the
"p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to
be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will
lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of
a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked your cane in
kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have
been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st
position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So think
deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself
wisely
to avoid
Prison break
11. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many
people are looking for who to
use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's
no female angel in the Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel,
na wash ooooo.
13. And if after reading this u
refuse to forward , devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your
head....!!!
Happy New year 2 u all (copied nd pasted )

Harbigail:
Lolz...@latest crush.it feels gud somtyms tho,havin dat one crush u may neva get to meet...i like u already n so am wishing u a lovely,funfilled,fruitful n very hapy new year....(yea,yea,dnt mention,i knw am a darling)hahaha ehm ehm,hapy new year to all nairalanders,evry1. is a friend wia i com from.its nothing but love.

Erystro:
HNY to-
Tosyne.2much
Naij.aboy
Dec.ker
Olivi.aarims
Ana.ncy
King.tom..
In fact, Happy new year to everyone on earth..
To my parents, my siblings, extended family members, friends etc.. That's all..

Baba, no be Shaddrack dey beside you so ?


We live in the same area

Monalisa185:
*clears throat*

a wonderful morning romancelanders/nairalanders....it's a brand new year, and guess what?? It's the year [b]2016....the very year we've all been waiting for...haha...let's get down to business... I would like to use this platform to send a new year shout out to a few friends...both those I have had the opportunity of knowing and those I have not .(yeah, I know you understand)

well, there's a little clue (stop rolling those eyes, it's simple).....I would be using a harshtag (#HNY), That simply means "HAPPY NEW YEAR"... so don't get confused when you see it.... #leggo

[b]pinceprinz :for being a trouble maker , This is a new year o, change #HNY

faith551 :hehehe, for always looking for your trouble, tho I go still find more #HNY

martyns303 :for being so trusting, tho I'm still waiting for dah feedback #HNY

flokii :You! you can shaaa look for trouble, try change this year ooo.. #HNY

stfuareyouGod :you still owe me my smoothie oo,& don't forget dah party we burning down soon #HNY

primeministerr :my pm! I never see the horse and donkey wey you promise o..change! #HNY

murphyibiam15 :Newest doctor in town..#HNY

Queennikky :Hey hun! #HNY

sameer1212 :use that your baby picture do new year for me na #HNY

chandli :man utd hater..hope you enjoying yourself now that we've lost a couple of times? #HNY

naijaboiy :This stingy boy, I'm yet to get my tfare o, na new year be this o, better change #HNY

julianne10 :hey dearie #HNY

Lalasticlala :Lala when person go see your cute face na? #HNY

tosyne2much :hehehehe.. boss...you owe me something oo #HNY

vizkiz :Mr. 50 years ago...lol #HNY

cutehector :your rat poison is still intact oo, I never forget #HNY

roctation :For that immediate response months back..Thank you; D..#HNY

ugliest : this your monicker sf...lol #HNY

farano :Halo farara #HNY

Alienstar :sweety, I've not seen that Rihana you did, would love to tho #HNY

jolllyjoy :Babe, where your break light na? Abi na you be dolllyjoy? #HNY

Decker :The intelligent and ever controversial one :HNY

fajani :Dude, hope you are still a born again? #HNY

pretydiva :Hey, remember our last fight? na play ooo #HNY

moezzy :My 500yards husband material #HNY

donTbone :dude, hope you still preparing for dah get together tho? #HNY

obiorathesubtle : Baddest niqqa on NL.. #HNY

osedvgirl :Babe, where have you been..hope sey dem never kidnap you oo? #HNY

tunchi101 :Buddy, hope you now know your way round NL? #HNY

potestdeus :For always making mockery of my club whenever the going gets though, I see you #HNY

fistking01 :Hope you are happy now? you guys are topping the league now, enjoy #HNY

MrsPhyno :That dude (phyno) doesn't know what he's missing, hope he realizes before it becomes too late, lol #HNY

IamLegend1 : dude, gimme link na, where you dey get those funny pics? #HNY
wristbangle
Jomrichy1
Estharfabian
laved.a
Yourmain
danieloy4
ronald4lif
rexkex
MRCORK
Oliviaarims
mamagee3
prettythicksme
BUTCHCASSIDY
KashyBaby
KingTom
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
pweetychyka
pushmusic
misspicy2[/b]

haaaaaaa...the list is really a long one...I could go on and on, buh mehnnn, this thing ain't easy one bit..

I wish you all the very best the year brings..this year smells good tho..hmmmm...enjoy the rest of the year....
HAPPY NEW YEAR[/b]

obiorathesubtle:
monalisa185 come take money go buy Bugatti... happy new year honey

firstking01:
hey ma queen

STFUareyouGod:
Hahaha. Sure we will bring down the roof

Thanks dear.
Thanks for being part of my 2016. Wish you a great 2016

SirWere:
my shoutout goes to the rat under my bed..........



Enjoy the new year,
I'm coming for you tomorrow

Monalisa185:
you welcome hun...and thanks too.

Monalisa185:
*clears throat*

a wonderful morning romancelanders/nairalanders....it's a brand new year, and guess what?? It's the year [b]2016....the very year we've all been waiting for...haha...let's get down to business... I would like to use this platform to send a new year shout out to a few friends...both those I have had the opportunity of knowing and those I have not .(yeah, I know you understand)

well, there's a little clue (stop rolling those eyes, it's simple).....I would be using a harshtag (#HNY), That simply means "HAPPY NEW YEAR"... so don't get confused when you see it.... #leggo

[b]pinceprinz :for being a trouble maker , This is a new year o, change #HNY

faith551 :hehehe, for always looking for your trouble, tho I go still find more #HNY

martyns303 :for being so trusting, tho I'm still waiting for dah feedback #HNY

flokii :You! you can shaaa look for trouble, try change this year ooo.. #HNY

stfuareyouGod :you still owe me my smoothie oo,& don't forget dah party we burning down soon #HNY

primeministerr :my pm! I never see the horse and donkey wey you promise o..change! #HNY

murphyibiam15 :Newest doctor in town..#HNY

Queennikky :Hey hun! #HNY

sameer1212 :use that your baby picture do new year for me na #HNY

chandli :man utd hater..hope you enjoying yourself now that we've lost a couple of times? #HNY

naijaboiy :This stingy boy, I'm yet to get my tfare o, na new year be this o, better change #HNY

julianne10 :hey dearie #HNY

Lalasticlala :Lala when person go see your cute face na? #HNY

tosyne2much :hehehehe.. boss...you owe me something oo #HNY

vizkiz :Mr. 50 years ago...lol #HNY

cutehector :your rat poison is still intact oo, I never forget #HNY

roctation :For that immediate response months back..Thank you; D..#HNY

ugliest : this your monicker sf...lol #HNY

farano :Halo farara #HNY

Alienstar :sweety, I've not seen that Rihana you did, would love to tho #HNY

jolllyjoy :Babe, where your break light na? Abi na you be dolllyjoy? #HNY

Decker :The intelligent and ever controversial one :HNY

fajani :Dude, hope you are still a born again? #HNY

pretydiva :Hey, remember our last fight? na play ooo #HNY

moezzy :My 500yards husband material #HNY

donTbone :dude, hope you still preparing for dah get together tho? #HNY

obiorathesubtle : Baddest niqqa on NL.. #HNY

osedvgirl :Babe, where have you been..hope sey dem never kidnap you oo? #HNY

tunchi101 :Buddy, hope you now know your way round NL? #HNY

potestdeus :For always making mockery of my club whenever the going gets though, I see you #HNY

fistking01 :Hope you are happy now? you guys are topping the league now, enjoy #HNY

MrsPhyno :That dude (phyno) doesn't know what he's missing, hope he realizes before it becomes too late, lol #HNY

IamLegend1 : dude, gimme link na, where you dey get those funny pics? #HNY
wristbangle
Jomrichy1
Estharfabian
laveda
Yourmain
danieloy4
ronald4lif
rexkex
MRCORK
Oliviaarims
mamagee3
prettythicksme
BUTCHCASSIDY
KashyBaby
KingTom
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
pweetychyka
pushmusic
misspicy2[/b]

haaaaaaa...the list is really a long one...I could go on and on, buh mehnnn, this thing ain't easy one bit..

I wish you all the very best the year brings..this year smells good tho..hmmmm...enjoy the rest of the year....
HAPPY NEW YEAR[/b]

Monalisa185:
hey

sameer1212:
Best wishes to my beloved Friends for an amazing year ahead. May we live in a world at peace with the awareness of GOD's love in every sunsets. May all your dreams and aspirations come true (Amen).
Shout out to :

1. Midehi2

2. Aminat508

3.Osedvgirl

4. Monalisa185

5. Deejavuu

6. Rozzay

7.Jollyjoly

And to every nairalander,I wish you HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Have fun and stay safe. Cheers!!!

Aminat508:
Thanks sugapie

sameer1212:
Lol.. You be FUNKE AKINDELE ni?

Donpoker9:
Onyejemechimere,
missfrancess
whizqueen
TheSonOfMark
Kesterkendra
treasure Mabel
Prettyvhickie
ginawest
Twaci
DOMAWOLEYE
Onyegecha
Genea
AdoraAmadi
Mynd44
EllaGold35
prettyjo
luvlyann
Babe2sure
Dolemite
ireny
nellyshasha
Teephive
Reader
ireneony
ismokeweed1
pweetyz
Ladycloud
Spicylate
kayjasper
SelinaBrown
mizcalvina





happy new year you all...

Twaci:
Same to you dear . Wishing u all the best in life and more other blessings.

whizqueen:
Happy new year donpoker9, may 2016 be better for us in all ramifications. amen

Monalisa185:
*clears throat*

a wonderful morning romancelanders/nairalanders....it's a brand new year, and guess what?? It's the year [b]2016....the very year we've all been waiting for...haha...let's get down to business... I would like to use this platform to send a new year shout out to a few friends...both those I have had the opportunity of knowing and those I have not .(yeah, I know you understand)

well, there's a little clue (stop rolling those eyes, it's simple).....I would be using a harshtag (#HNY), That simply means "HAPPY NEW YEAR"... so don't get confused when you see it.... #leggo

[b]pinceprinz :for being a trouble maker , This is a new year o, change #HNY

faith551 :hehehe, for always looking for your trouble, tho I go still find more #HNY

martyns303 :for being so trusting, tho I'm still waiting for dah feedback #HNY

flokii :You! you can shaaa look for trouble, try change this year ooo.. #HNY

stfuareyouGod :you still owe me my smoothie oo,& don't forget dah party we burning down soon #HNY

primeministerr :my pm! I never see the horse and donkey wey you promise o..change! #HNY

murphyibiam15 :Newest doctor in town..#HNY

Queennikky :Hey hun! #HNY

sameer1212 :use that your baby picture do new year for me na #HNY

chandli :man utd hater..hope you enjoying yourself now that we've lost a couple of times? #HNY

naijaboiy :This stingy boy, I'm yet to get my tfare o, na new year be this o, better change #HNY

julianne10 :hey dearie #HNY

Lalasticlala :Lala when person go see your cute face na? #HNY

tosyne2much :hehehehe.. boss...you owe me something oo #HNY

vizkiz :Mr. 50 years ago...lol #HNY

cutehector :your rat poison is still intact oo, I never forget #HNY

roctation :For that immediate response months back..Thank you; D..#HNY

ugliest : this your monicker sf...lol #HNY

farano :Halo farara #HNY

Alienstar :sweety, I've not seen that Rihana you did, would love to tho #HNY

jolllyjoy :Babe, where your break light na? Abi na you be dolllyjoy? #HNY

Decker :The intelligent and ever controversial one :HNY

fajani :Dude, hope you are still a born again? #HNY

pretydiva :Hey, remember our last fight? na play ooo #HNY

moezzy :My 500yards husband material #HNY

donTbone :dude, hope you still preparing for dah get together tho? #HNY

obiorathesubtle : Baddest niqqa on NL.. #HNY

osedvgirl :Babe, where have you been..hope sey dem never kidnap you oo? #HNY

tunchi101 :Buddy, hope you now know your way round NL? #HNY

potestdeus :For always making mockery of my club whenever the going gets though, I see you #HNY

fistking01 :Hope you are happy now? you guys are topping the league now, enjoy #HNY

MrsPhyno :That dude (phyno) doesn't know what he's missing, hope he realizes before it becomes too late, lol #HNY

IamLegend1 : dude, gimme link na, where you dey get those funny pics? #HNY
wristbangle
Jomrichy1
Estharfabian
laveda
Yourmain
danieloy4
ronald4lif
rexkex
MRCORK
Oliviaarims
mamagee3
prettythicksme
BUTCHCASSIDY
KashyBaby
KingTom
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
pweetychyka
pushmusic
misspicy2[/b]

haaaaaaa...the list is really a long one...I could go on and on, buh mehnnn, this thing ain't easy one bit..

I wish you all the very best the year brings..this year smells good tho..hmmmm...enjoy the rest of the year....
HAPPY NEW YEAR[/b]

Monalisa185:
*clears throat*

potestdeus :For always making mockery of my club whenever the going gets though, I see you #HNY

HAPPY NEW YEAR

PotestDeus:
DouchessPunkyII, Yourmain, Monalisa185, Andyblaze, Adaksbullet, Shumuel, Tosyne2much, Explorer, Laveda, Decker, Pushmusic, Prettythicksme, Vizkiz, Oliviaarims, Twaci, MrCork, Obiorathesubtle, StfuareyouGod et al. May we have cause to remember this year for good. God's protection on us all in this new year. I appreciate y'all

PotestDeus:
Dou,chessPuz,nkyII, Yo,urmain, Mona,lisa185, Andy,blaze, Adaksb,ullet, Shu,muel, Tosyn,e2much, Exp,lorer, Lave,da, Deck,er, Pushm,usic, Pretty,thicksme, Viz,kiz, Oliviaar,ims, Tw,aci, Mr,Cork, Obiorat,hesubtle, Stfua,reyouGod et al. May we have cause to remember this year for good. God's protection on us all in this new year. I appreciate y'all

tosyne2much:
Thanks brother


May this year be a fruitful and prosperous one for you. Amen !

Laveda:
Thanks dearie..happy new year

PotestDeus:
DouchessPunkyII, Yourmain, Monalisa185, Andyblaze, Adaksbullet, Shumuel, Tosyne2much, Explorer, Laveda, Decker, Pushmusic, Prettythicksme, Vizkiz, Oliviaarims, Twaci, MrCork, Obiorathesubtle, StfuareyouGod et al. May we have cause to remember this year for good. God's protection on us all in this new year. I appreciate y'all

Donpoker9:
Onyejemechimere,
missfrancess
whizqueen
TheSonOfMark
Kesterkendra
treasure Mabel
Prettyvhickie
ginawest
Twaci
DOMAWOLEYE
Onyegecha
Genea
AdoraAmadi
Mynd44
EllaGold35
prettyjo
luvlyann
Babe2sure
Dolemite
ireny
nellyshasha
Teephive
Reader
ireneony
ismokeweed1
pweetyz
Ladycloud
Spicylate
kayjasper
SelinaBrown
mizcalvina





happy new year you all...