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Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by 400billionman: 9:25pm On Sep 19, 2015
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Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by 400billionman: 9:25pm On Sep 19, 2015
Vaseline crew, take note
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by IamChuks(m): 11:06pm On Sep 19, 2015
@Op... Team Olive oil.... Team Eva soap
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by wheesin(m): 12:16am On Sep 20, 2015
john4aguero:
Sorry Op, I'm addicted and BTW, my Vaseline still plenty for container. Maybe next time cheesy

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Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by khassy(m): 12:39am On Sep 20, 2015
wheesin:


visit nofap.com and get a life changing experience

you no see my flash ??

why you no call back
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by wheesin(m): 12:50am On Sep 20, 2015
khassy:


you no see my flash ??

why you no call back

y u dey follow me up N downdown grin angry
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Topsyvic(f): 1:03am On Sep 20, 2015
Masturbation??Hmmmmmm..God is watchin..D world is cumin to an end
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by SkinnyDude(m): 6:30am On Sep 20, 2015
Topsyvic:
Masturbation??Hmmmmmm..God is watchin..D world is cumin to an end
i swear with everything, tha you are a chronic masturbattor... Nigerian girls, they can never stop pretending....

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Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by khassy(m): 9:04am On Sep 20, 2015
wheesin:


y u dey follow me up N downdown grin angry

no mind me jare sleep no come ni

how far that your ht stuff??
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by simdam500(m): 10:05am On Sep 20, 2015
7 is sure sha

















Some people open the thread out of guilt sef
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by imagrg(m): 10:38am On Sep 20, 2015
KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females? shocked shocked shocked
but I can't sleep without it grin
When you do it with soft or greasy material, no harm done and no cancer. All that trash na lie. Enjoy yourself! It is so 'delicious'!
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Nobody: 11:12am On Sep 20, 2015
KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females? shocked shocked shocked
but I can't sleep without it grin
Yeah its stimulates d brain to go to rest. e jus b like after u n ur bobo just knack finish d next tin na sleep. Babe I no condemn u jare keep it up u can even contact me to do it for u every night. I have magic fingers that can make u come like pee...hehehe
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by john4aguero: 5:06pm On Sep 20, 2015
wheesin:


visit nofap.com and get a life changing experience

You can not help me, same with that blog.
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by no1madman(m): 5:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
john4aguero:
Sorry Op, I'm addicted and BTW, my Vaseline still plenty for container. Maybe next time cheesy
Baby oil dey better. .. .. . .
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by john4aguero: 10:07pm On Sep 20, 2015
no1madman:

Baby oil dey better. .. .. . .


Thanks Bro, I'll try that out. cheesy
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Topsyvic(f): 10:07am On Sep 24, 2015
SkinnyDude:
i swear with everything, tha you are a chronic masturbattor... Nigerian girls, they can never stop pretending....
hmm!If dats ur tinkin,u re gud to go dear buh I will neva be a partakers of evil cuz my body is a temple of d holyghost.
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Googleus(m): 10:26am On Sep 25, 2015
KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females? shocked shocked shocked
but I can't sleep without it grin


Lol....sexXxy bi.tch...

OLOSHO
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Hackakeem: 10:29am On Nov 29, 2015
Savigne:

Dey dont cum dey "go".
Why do you think ladies masturbate if not to have an orgasm?..
Smh
such is life.... am not expected to know when am not a lady..... thanks..... need more of the lectures...... lol
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by SoupNazi(m): 12:49pm On Nov 29, 2015
ribbit:
*brings out vasline*
*masturbates on op's head*

Mumu post

Crazy Mothasucka grin
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Hackakeem: 12:58pm On Nov 29, 2015
KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females? shocked shocked shocked
but I can't sleep without it grin
get a strong man who can help you instead
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Nobody: 5:48am On Dec 01, 2015
1, 4, n 6 is a lie. Dunno about the others. There have been studies to prove that masturbation reduces chances of cancer (prostate) in men. Google is your friend.
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Gydion(m): 5:57am On Dec 01, 2015
osesology:
It is more popular among teenagers and girls that are caved in by their parents. Anyway, I thank God I was able to concer mine years back. Any dude that says he has never masturbated in his life time is either a hypocrite or he wasn't born by a woman. Meanwhile I'll advice all adicts to go get a girlfriend, it's safer psychologically and medically.


Nice one bro, you have said everything and you perfectly right
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by sampsondeen(m): 3:28pm On Jan 01, 2016
KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females? shocked shocked shocked
but I can't sleep without it grin
KashyBaby I sincerely respect and love your honesty


You see all of these pple bashing you are probably addicts..and don't wanna admit the truth
Na dem dey wa•nk pass
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by cruzita(f): 3:43pm On Jan 01, 2016
KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females? shocked shocked shocked
but I can't sleep without it grin
your own don ready be dat
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jan 01, 2016
sampsondeen:

KashyBaby I sincerely respect and love your honesty


You see all of these pple bashing you are probably addicts..and don't wanna admit the truth
Na dem dey wa•nk pass



Thank u boo kiss but it's OK..everywhere we go, there's a lot of hypocrites..juz be urself & don't care what others gone say wink

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Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by TruthHurts1(m): 3:57pm On Jan 01, 2016
KashyBaby:




Thank u boo kiss but it's OK..everywhere we go, there's a lot of hypocrites..juz be urself & don't care what others gone say wink

Kash, are you REALLY from the Phillipines? Your knowledge of Nigerian popular culture is even greater than mine! I think you're a Nigerian girl who is more comfortable identifying herself as foreign. Just a feeling. Could be wrong.
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 01, 2016
TruthHurts1:


Kash, are you REALLY from the Phillipines? Your knowledge of Nigerian popular culture is even greater than mine! I think you're a Nigerian girl who is more comfortable identifying herself as foreign. Just a feeling. Could be wrong.


Curiousty kills the cat...u better ask babacele for this..not in the mood of explaining to each 1 of u who doubted me. cool
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by TruthHurts1(m): 4:20pm On Jan 01, 2016
KashyBaby:



Curiousty kills the cat...u better ask babacele for this..not in the mood of explaining to each 1 of u who doubted me. cool

You sound upset and I'm sorry if my curiosity is the reason.I actually think it's quite nice that you're interested in my country. I once had a schoolmate from the Philipines called Joriel Robles. He tried to teach me Tagalog, but I'm so poor at learning languages. What is a "babacele"?
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Babacele: 4:58pm On Jan 01, 2016
KashyBaby:



Curiousty kills the cat...u better ask babacele for this..not in the mood of explaining to each 1 of u who doubted me. cool
Despite the negative press about Nigeria, I can proudly say I'm feeling truly like a global citizen because of a woman who prefer to see Naija as half full rather than empty. Thank you kashybaby.
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by Babacele: 5:13pm On Jan 01, 2016
TruthHurts1:


You sound upset and I'm sorry if my curiosity is the reason.I actually think it's quite nice that you're interested in my country. I once had a schoolmate from the Philipines called Joriel Robles. He tried to teach me Tagalog, but I'm so poor at learning languages. What is a "babacele"?
a babacele is an Adam who refused to be chained by prejudices. u understand me?
Re: SHOCKING Reasons You Should Never MASTURBATE!!! by TruthHurts1(m): 5:20pm On Jan 01, 2016
Babacele:
a babacele is an Adam who refused to be chained by prejudices. u understand me?
What kind of prejudices? I'm prejudiced against prejudice. That can't be wrong can it?

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