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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Dailyfavour(m): 7:05am On Jan 02, 2016
''Beneath your level'' you said, and thats more reason why husband is scarce because you scarcely get husband material as play BOYS are everywhere. So, never rush to pick
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Youngpo413: 7:10am On Jan 02, 2016
fiziebaibie:
Toasters and boyfrds everywhere bt husbands are scarce!!
husbands are only scarce for hoes,b!tches and golddigers,the responsible ladies are being married every now and then,no sane man will take a hoe as a wife.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by trustedward(m): 7:15am On Jan 02, 2016
Don't get it wrong @Op.
Using marriage to woo ladies is jst amonge the numerous ways some guys uses to get in bed wit ladies whose age aren't friendly anymore,after they finish wit ur kitten, they'll go for the next one,now the questions I want u to ask urself is
1. How old re u....I guess you're really due for marriage that's y they're all using that strategy
2 do u luk desperate for marriage too
If any of the answer is yes,then that's it...
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by fhaty1986: 7:23am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
you will see ur level or target by the time u are over-age for marriage
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Saved2Serve: 7:23am On Jan 02, 2016
this comment has won the highest likes i have ever seen..
yemmit90:
Has the said numerous toasters married you?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by firstking01(m): 7:26am On Jan 02, 2016
firstolalekan:
That line got me cracking grin

Bitter truth
Lifeisabitch won't like that grin
yea man,,,we knw her here very well...was she nt d one that opened a thread and said that she's bent on marrying a rich man undecided?,,,noting wrong in marrying a rich man, bt wen u become desperate abt it, u'd mk urslf a public nuisancesad...they'd only use and ditch u, cos' twas their money that attracted u to them...wen knw wife material wen they see one brother.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by kaybee09(m): 7:30am On Jan 02, 2016
Fraih:
Anyone can be a toaster, not everyone is a husband material.

Btw, ur dp sad I wonder what information you are Trying to pass across.
I wonder woo
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by litaninja(m): 7:32am On Jan 02, 2016
Beautiful. This new year, females who's fathers don't have common land CofO to their names...females who sell waist trainers & fake mak make up are opening their mouths to talk about Arabian gold and standardshuh
Do you think real men want to get hitched to liabilities huh
Receive Sense!!!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by misspicy(f): 7:38am On Jan 02, 2016
harristo:
An educative thread is an educative thread, it doesn't matter if it was created by a troll or not.
As long as it's a thread that a lot people will learn something from; and there is a lesson to be learnt from this thread.
Mods aren't suppose to look at monikers before moving threads to frontpage as long as it is an educative thread that members show interest in and other members who haven't seen it will find interesting.
My brother,what have you learnt from this educative thread?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:46am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
she never see chomchin grin
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:48am On Jan 02, 2016
if you like target the sin, what is factual is that aku fetcha odara awo grin
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Skmoda360(m): 7:49am On Jan 02, 2016
Obichi98:
You dont seems to understand the different between toasters and hus......Band!
Baby wake up...toaster sucks and leaves for another honey while husband sticks and takes good care of you!
oro agba
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Skmoda360(m): 7:51am On Jan 02, 2016
firstking01:
Op, a husband has nt toasted u before...i mean a real husband material...i bet u cnt say no, mayb touts are the ones toasting u, depending on the way u present urslf...u knw d general saying...u are wat u attract undecided
hmmm!!!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by missjahiniekpe(f): 7:55am On Jan 02, 2016
Babe, toasters is different from husband... I get more than two toasters a day.... They are Just there to help pass time nothing serious.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by guiddoti: 7:59am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
okay! when beneath your level reached zero point you will understand husbands are scarce. No one will come near again, just watch my word
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by daylay123(m): 8:07am On Jan 02, 2016
Well, toasters and husbands don't sound alike, do they? She needs to be taught the difference
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by DipoDee: 8:19am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.
Who amongst your relatives has ever SEEN or BOUGHT Arabian gold? Pls, be Sincere cos if you all that, you should have enough gold yourself that getting it from a man will not be a do or die affair.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Skmoda360(m): 8:20am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
i can never be an husband material for what im seeing on your dp.,i can only sample the place and pay you off...that blockos will send the spirit of husby material away from me or any guy and i'll remain a toaster to you if i jam u cuz i'll only concentrate on that spot.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by olac21(m): 8:24am On Jan 02, 2016
lagosrd:
Hahaha mashe mistake ooooo Those boys are not good oooo Na person Wey Dem go follow play Long *enis & *edmeeting Dem dey look for ooo Operation chop clean mouth. Hum sisi run for ya dear life. Won npe e Ni sisi , inu re ndun Ooo mo ara eko won asoe dapere Ajase.
LMAO...she no knw ni!she wil be here 1 day to tel us a new story.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by ZICCKOde1st(m): 8:31am On Jan 02, 2016
yemmit90:
Has the said numerous toasters married you?
This is the highest number of likes I have seen on any comment on Nairaland...so on point!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by firstolalekan(m): 8:38am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
and those men marrying every saturday are from Pluto right? Rubish
... Those girls are not like you...
Keep wasting your life.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by tuniboss: 8:56am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
keep on tar..getting
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by kestolove95(m): 9:05am On Jan 02, 2016
sparkleice:
yes u are vry correct.same here.bt come 2016 God wil gve us husband our own nt sme1 else own,nt toasters bt real serious man dat wil love us.
amin ma sis..cox all dix guys just wanna gt inbtwn ur legs and take off...iyalaya anybody planing dat with my toto
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by kristonium(m): 9:10am On Jan 02, 2016
misspicy:
My brother,what have you learnt from this educative thread?
the best question in the new year!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by NaWetinDey(m): 9:12am On Jan 02, 2016
You seem to be an ungrateful 'kid.' Toasters are all around you and some have proposed marriage but you rejected them because they are 'way beneath" your level...really?
Man, unto thyself be true! Your aura and inner emissions have only been attracting your kind to you and you say they are beneath you. They are the best you get, stop belittling yourself, accept one and marry
NB. Don't come here after the rapture to tell those who remain that 'husband is scarce o. We can only hope that you are not amongt those girls who think 'too highly' of their bodies with no brain. One finds them hiding in their rooms and pimping their silly bodies to rats and cockroaches just because they live in the diaspora. Who do you hope to marry thus?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by ladycomfort(f): 9:13am On Jan 02, 2016
OP abegii don't settle for a broke ass nigga. Take your time oo. Don't rush yourself into marriage. undecided
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by ola9ja(m): 9:20am On Jan 02, 2016
The writer of this post is a Fool, you are looking for Arabian gold, did your Dad marry your Mum with one... If you don't change your way of reasoning and your perception you might just end up been a second wife to local and archaic Farmer...








Menopause Things If you still think you will get an Arabian Gold
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Tonason: 9:35am On Jan 02, 2016
I have seen your types before at the end you will settle with Okada rider or bricks rayer. Continue to wait for your taste, God is still molding him in Heaven very soon He bring him down for you.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by FRANKOXY(m): 9:38am On Jan 02, 2016
Toaster for marriage or Toaster for sex? huh
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by NaWetinDey(m): 9:39am On Jan 02, 2016
Grow up, kid-woman!
I just hope you are not one of those silly girls hiding in a room and pimping their WORTHLESS naked selves to men, rats and ckroaches living in diaspora in the hope of marrying an Obama-Billgate. If you get toasters everyday and even some proposing marriage but refuse them because they are "way beneath" you, then you have a very deep problem. Those proposing to you are your kind; get off your high horse and accept one before you begin to accuse your parents, siblings and everyone beside you of witchcraft. In case you have not noticed, husbands will get even more scarce now that the economy is getting tougher because it takes money to embolden a ready man to ask you for marriage. Once again, I say, grow up, kid!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by NaWetinDey(m): 9:41am On Jan 02, 2016
hmmm...
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Jennifer89(f): 10:08am On Jan 02, 2016
Any man can walk up to you and toast you but that doesn't mean they love you or see you as a wife material.
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