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I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?

Have you checked yaba left?

Lol

hmmmm, people dey reason how to make large money, see where dis one dey reason go for this 2016 ....... SMH

YourMain:
Lol

OP look no further, see her here. Minus the boobs part though.

YourMain:
Lol

@Op
^^^^
here is one

You need psychological help brother!! Enough said!

How can you lay emphasis on a ladies boo,bs? For your kind of lady?? That's outright nonsense

Yabaleft.com

Aton cemetery

OmichaelO:
@Op

^^^^

here is one

who is this I see you bully of the nation

Decker:
OP look no further, see her here.

Unfortunately I'm completely flat chested.

YourMain:
Unfortunately I'm completely flat chested.

Yes, I remembered that and I edited before just before I saw your quote.

It is well. Time still dey. Breast fit still grow.

Decker:
Yes, I remembered that and I edited before just before I saw your quote.

It is well. Time still dey. Breast fit still grow.

Ehm. I'm a double F you know... I was being sarcastic. Theyre massive

YourMain:
who is this I see you bully of the nation

Is that how to greet your old time bully?
Oya, greet before I start bullying you again. this new year

YourMain:
Ehm. I'm a double F you know... I was being sarcastic. Theyre massive

Massive my ass! .

Except I have a strange rare eye defect where large things appear small.

OmichaelO:

Is that how to greet your old time bully?

Oya, greet before I start bullying you again. this new year

Why do you refuse to respect your elders ehn tut tut

You that you cannot even say merry Christmas to me talk less of happy new year. Oya remove yourself!

check cemetery

Decker:
Massive my ass! .

Except I have a strange rare eye defect where large things appear small.

Lol except I'm actually being serious and my boobs are literally like balloons no joke.

YourMain:
Lol except I'm actually being serious and my boobs are literally like balloons no joke.

Dude... sorry, lady, please stop living an illusion. Those things are oranges.

Decker:
Dude, sorry, lady, please stop living an illusion. Those things are oranges.

It's dudette

No I'm pretty sure they're pumpkins. Big ones!

YourMain:
Why do you refuse to respect your elders ehn tut tut

You that you cannot even say merry Christmas to me talk less of happy new year. Oya remove yourself!

we both know you don't celebrate Christmas. :p :p

And new year?? I'm not ready to say it yet. I still have till 31st December 2016.. :p

Nothing is stopping you from doing so you know..

small. child like you

OmichaelO:
we both know you don't celebrate Christmas. :p :p

And new year?? I'm not ready to say it yet. I still have till 31st December 2016.. :p

Nothing is stopping you from doing so you know..

You'd probably bully me. Olodo boy.

The love of my life said merry Christmas to me. Kmt that's why I'm having his babies

I won't even frown my face like you. So I won't have frown lines and no beards

And I'm legally an adult!

YourMain:
It's dudette

No I'm pretty sure they're pumpkins. Big ones!

Wetin this one dey talk?

Dudette ko, dudette ni.

Your boobs are small, end of story. You should thank God for plastic surgery. At least hope still dey.

Decker:
Wetin this one dey talk?

Dudette ko, dudette ni.

Your boobs are small, end of story. You should thank God for plastic surgery. At least hope still dey.

Whatevvvvs! I still look like Beyoncé that's all that matters

Dude

YourMain:
You'd probably bully me. Olodo boy.

The love of my life said merry Christmas to me. Kmt that's why I'm having his babies

I won't even frown my face like you. So I won't have frown lines and no beards

And I'm legally an adult!

adult

#falls from pineapple leaf#

why are you always beefing my beards though?? ehn??

how many kids BTW? 5??

Let me catch you oo.

Unfortunately those kinda ladies are really rare.


It either beautiful,hot,sexy and dumb,or ugly,smart and intelligent.

That doesnt mean a lady can't possess both though but they are really rare.

OmichaelO:

adult

#falls from pineapple leaf#

why are you always beefing my beards though?? ehn??

how many kids BTW? 5??

Let me catch you oo.

Yeah 5. Three boys and two girls

What beard ? I can only beef something that's actually there...

Am I running ? Catch me na

YourMain:
Whatevvvvs! I still look like Beyoncé that's all that matters

Dude

Beyonce is tall, you are not.

Beyonce is light skin, you are not

Beyonce can sing, you can not.

Beyonce has nice _tits, you don't.

Beyonce has an oblong face, you have a round face.

So how on earth do you look like Beyonce?

@decker i never knew you derail threads too.this is actually my first time of seeing you deviate from the topic @hand.


No offence meant,am just thinking aloud.

dollyjoy:
@decker i never knew you derail threads too.this is actually my first time of seeing you deviate from the topic @hand.


No offence meant,am just thinking aloud.

Really?

Joy, I am human o, I am not a robot. Lol.

Decker:
Beyonce is tall, you are not.

Beyonce is light skin, you are not

Beyonce can sing, you can not.

Beyonce has nice _tits, you don't.

Beyonce has an oblong face, you have a round face.

So how on earth do you look like Beyonce?

I am an amazing singer.

My tits are amazing.

I'm tall

I'm lightskinned

My face is oblong.

You don't know me. I am Beyoncé.

Decker:
Really?

Joy, I am human o, I am not a robot. Lol.

hmmmmmmmm.


Ama private stalker you know,lol,yea you are human,i initially thought you are a robot.#always serious#.