Ebayray:



Lolz....


It's our outfit because we're distinguished ladies and gentlemen of the law profession .

do we form?!

that's a rhetorical question dear....its a well known fact.

AlienStar:
this sch. didn't offer me admission after all the love i had 4 it ;(

Nor ves

#lifeinuniben When Ur coursemates would hide all the important materials to get good grades,until the night to the exam

refreshrate:


Seriously is that possible?

fear no let me enter that place till year three and even sef na day time den come see speed enter quick drop the message for my cousin then take off. But after a while got used to it.

Till one dey gbege burst i go see person around Biafra hostel (is the place still there?) ran from there to engineeering for my dear life without looking back.

Those were the days man

No be school people dey go now abeg

Those saying its calm never experienced ninjar! Shottting in Social science faculty and brutal killings of final year brethren when writing their last papers. Ekosodin, then was for those that had the liver way back not now.

Ebayray:



It's funny bt it's d truth...
Like for this year, law cut off mark was 74 bt I know of someone who got it and was given Philosophy.

lol, I don't even like that law. will buy change of course form if admitted into law department.

rudyislife:
that's a rhetorical question dear....its a well known fact.

Lol...
Well, I can't categorically answer dat question... .. It's a Jamb question .

Bt as for me, I don't form.

Alexander001:
lol, I don't even like that law. will buy change of course form if admitted into law department.

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Huh?. .

U don't like law.


Bt y na.

SlyCharlie:
When ur name is Ayemere & ur friend sees you in Ekosodin & Shouts AYE as a short Form. You just cover ur mouth & start crying. # Lifeinuniben.
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Walking with your babe and one of those bros calls her and she ignores, u will be the one to say "NO BE YOU DEM DEY CALL" # LifeInUniben.
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Lecturer will say write an assignment in paper, those SU people, will write and even SPIRAL BIND!!!

mehn, na death o

Leon2036:
bros e b like u join those people wey drop their phone for nylon bag for ekosodin lol!!

You suppose know sey you no suppose dey yarn anyhow.

Ebayray:



Lol...
Well, I can't categorically answer dat question... .. It's a Jamb question .

Bt as for me, I don't form.

ok oh...I will know soon

E383:

No fighting!

the babe don vex. e be like say she be exco member for TLT

Hall one: Shot put headquarters
Hall 2: Capital of indomie
Hall 3: Comedy republic of Nigeria... Basket mouth hall is residence
Hall 4: Largest consumption of beans in the world, heat and rat headquarters
Ekosodin a.k.a village: Deadliest place in Edo state

Jamean:


the babe don vex. e be like say she be exco member for TLT

Please what is TLT?

The day the news spread that Prophet T.B Joshua prophesied that Boko haram was coming to bomb uniben starting from Hall 4.Omo within few hours Hall4 turn grave yard.

rudyislife:
ok oh...I will know soon

Lol, hw...

refreshrate:

You suppose know sey you no suppose dey yarn anyhow.

hehehehehe nah joke oh! I been nor knw say e go vex u

Ebayray:

Lol, hw...

Nevermind what level are you?

rudyislife:
Nevermind what level are you?

100level constituency.

proud alumni..miss Uniben tho

cutebobo:
Pls help those that can't zoom the pix naooo abiii

Na whc kind fone u dey use self?

Jamean:
When a fresher thinks that Ofolawbasement is one place

When buying corner A bed space is like buying a house in Banana Island

Where 4 girls are gathered, 2 is a makeup artist

#lifeinuniben#

. Abeg which we you be

Kunlexic:
Nice thread

But I want to ask why every other schls like following OAU footstep,OAU started this trend #OAUstories on twitter,Unilag also did deirs...we are expecting Unilorin and others to kom join the league.
Dat is why OAU leads,others follow.

If u agree with me,click like,if u dnt just pass bye.

bros Unilorin own don tey, like 3yrs back self and its #onlyinunilorin ... Better by far

School of life. Who no go no know..

missdebs:
dry

. Uniben dry. U must be a learner

Ebayray:


100level constituency.

ok I see,he never enter ur body,I m Engineering 2013 though

if u no go uniben, forget it na lesson u go

my alma mater...shout out to Electrical/Electronics 201./201.

Ebayray:



Lol...
Well, I can't categorically answer dat question... .. It's a Jamb question .

Bt as for me, I don't form.

Ebere!!

sigidporte:

Ebere!!

Huh .
Do we know from Eve?!

rudyislife:
ok I see,he never enter ur body,I m Engineering 2013 though

Lol, says who?.

I p o...



Nice one

horexy:

These tweets are as dry as d desert wind
Them wan copy OAU but dem no fit...Greatest Ife! There's only one Great Ife in d universe

haterz Every tweet was a hit,from maingate to faculty,from Anatomy gate to Medical complex,if you can't beat them you join them,or arrange for them to be beaten.