#lifeinuniben where girls are asking for hostel spaces and Dean of student affairs tells them to go stay with their boyfriends.

danyel09:
Right now this hash tag is trending and seriously, some crazy tweets will make you ROFL

these things are common in all federal Universities. I finished from unical.

1)If girl never fight with another girl cos of you then u never go school.
2)if lecturer never fail you cos he thinks you are wooing his girl then u never go school.
3)if you never eat 1 time a day then u never go school.
4)if you never get carry-over for course where you supposed get A,then you never go school.
5)if you never woo girl or be wooed in the library then you never go school.
6)if a girl never told you,she wants to ease herself outside during night class,only for you to realizes that she wants some action..
7)if you never pray for a course you did not write well only for result to say "F" then you never go school..
if you have never managed N500 for a whole week then you never go school.
9)if you never experienced strike then you never go school..

abeg you can add more

Piece of shit!!!

FunnyDude:
Rubbish

their mates dey make money...dem dey trend 4 twiiter...SMH

When you have exams by 8 and woke up by 8.30 bcus of night class omo na run ooooh

If u never smooch girls @ night in their hostels, den u neva go sku

anigold:


these things are common in all federal Universities. I finished from unical.

1)If girl never fight with another girl cos of you then u never go school.
2)if lecturer never fail you cos he thinks you are wooing his girl then u never go school.
3)if you never eat 1 time a day then u never go school.
4)if you never get carry-over for course where you supposed get A,then you never go school.
5)if you never woo girl or be wooed in the library then you never go school.
6)if a girl never told you,she wants to ease herself outside during night class,only for you to realizes that she wants some action..
7)if you never pray for a course you did not write well only for result to say "F" then you never go school..
if you have never managed N500 for a whole week then you never go school.
9)if you never experienced strike then you never go school..

abeg you can add more

Life in uniben no taa bare abeg go check wen life in OAU was trending it was funny

Ebayray:



Huh .

Do we know from Eve?!

there's only one way to find out nwa..

Kedu?

very funny.I am forever proud to b a UNIBEN alumni...many good memories to linger on.
-I remember d 100 level days where d likes of pastor p and son of man chop students money base on tutorial and materials.In fact both of them quarreled at a point based on who to use a particular venue for tutorials.
-I remember RCF UNIBEN has the highest number of student fellowship in Nigeria.Infact during SUG election,some guys dey use style come church to form rcf member just to carry out their campaign.
-I remember going from physical science dept to hall 4 as a fresher and i waka the whole uniben b4 i locate hall4.lol
-oh..i remember night class,sometimes its night crash rather cos na sleep wey dey go sleep at times.We go come hostel d next day and our room mate go be like mehn this guy na jackofite,not knowing say na big time sleep we dey all tru d night.
-I remember the days of aluta,10 students were suspended after a protest on failure of power supply,as school use get their name nobody know.Since then nobody do aluta again.lol
-I remember say we dey queue to fetch water for tap.Sometimes we dip our bucket into the tank straight up,.no time.God bless u,u have a class or exam and u didnt queue up on time, o boy na to do mallam baff go class oo or wear better perfume.lol
-My lovely hall 4 a.k.a Beans hostel,if u no sabi cook beans and u pass tru uniben,am 100% certain u didnt stay in hall 4.
-love gutter in hall 2,mmmhhhhh! I comment my reserve for that one.
-hall 3 hostel..i remember they pour one of my guy soap water from d top..so bad
- in hall 5 even with your money u av to know somebody to get accommodation there.
-I remember various artistes who came then for shows,the likes of MI,ICE PRINCE,2 FACE,BEAUTIFUL NUBIA etc.
-I remember Patrick Obayagbon,Dimeji Bankole and Sanusi Lamido's visit.See grammer obayagbon dey blow.na Bankole go drag am go him seat when him do use pass him time.lol.
-I remember great motivational speakers that came to Uniben,OLAKUNLE SORIYAN,BEN AKHIGBE,FELA DURTOYE,NIYI ADESANYA,OLUMIDE EMMANUEL.All made use of the AKIN DEKO AUDITORIUM.
-I remember one of my lecturers in 100L telling us that the bending statue at the entrance of uniben has significance and it means that UNIBEN will bend us until we take d shape of the last statue which is almost totally bent.
-So many things to talk abt uniben but lastly i remember my profs in the dept of Chemistry,mehn those guys are good.kudos to them.
If I am to repeat my undergraduate studies in Nigeria,I tell u I will choose UNIBEN again and again #Lifeinuniben

sigidporte:

there's only one way to find out nwa..
Kedu?

Wats dat?

O dinma (am not good in Igbo)

Great Unibest...When you see ur Student Pastor in Hall 3 Common Room around 3am watchin MOJO and u shout " Pastor Pastor Pastor"

Ebayray:


Wats dat?

O dinma (am not good in Igbo)

you should try and register for igbo tutorials then. Pastor P

proudly UNIBEN Alumni!,Cant forget Mechanical ELA that year,....Hall3 Aros & hall4 beans....under Ebolebo tree,front of hall2

Greatest Unibest...I remember when I ws in 100level and was coming frm nite Class with a big shirt and the Aros in Hall 3 shouted "Brossss seee ur Mafia Polo"

danyel09:
Right now this hash tag is trending and seriously, some crazy tweets will make you ROFL

uniben! unibest...if u no go uniben, na lesson u go , no vex...

sigidporte:

you should try and register for igbo tutorials then. Pastor P

Lol... Are you damn serious.

Greatest Unibest..The only school in Nigeria were the Aros in Hall 3 are the best students in their class...an example is that guy in medicine that use to say Meeeeee Meeeeee like a Goat..

Ebayray:



Lol... Are you damn serious.

just try. You will thank me later

Currently rep Uniben.... Proud to be a Scientist!!!... Greatest Uniben studeeeeeeent!!!!! Great!!!!!

where you eat "Bread and Beans" and use "Egg" do meat
#LifeInUniben

sigidporte:

just try. You will thank me later

Funny bt thanks

Lol everything is trending lately.

Repped BDPA.


Unibest.

never knew Santana was another name for fufu until i got to uniben...lol nd Ebelebo tree for almond tree

Ebayray:


Funny bt thanks

isorai

claremont:
#ProudlyUniben

How many ex-Uniben students remember the days of Obe Rasaq?! Good memories.

I remember oh.

Jugunu

claremont:
#ProudlyUniben

How many ex-Uniben students remember the days of Obe Rasaq?! Good memories.

Obe Razaq followed the trend today.

#LifeInUniben Where NFCS are the only ones who cares

Law students will be feeling like they are private school students and not uniben student #lifeinuniben

Only in Uniben that hostel Porter can withdraw your admission #lifeinuniben

#lifeinuniben where you read the course outline for the semester and you already know youll carry over the course

Uniben students never call it extra year. Spill,splash,lagoon. #LifeInUniben

S/o to us who attended like we didn't attend! Team Uniben..... 218Lt with less than 80 chairs

I really do miss UNIBEN

mcpat:


Obe Razaq followed the trend today.

#LifeInUniben Where NFCS are the only ones who cares

Law students will be feeling like they are private school students and not uniben student #lifeinuniben

Only in Uniben that hostel Porter can withdraw your admission #lifeinuniben

#lifeinuniben where you read the course outline for the semester and you already know youll carry over the course

Uniben students never call it extra year. Spill,splash,lagoon. #LifeInUniben

Huh?

@hw do we feel as if we're private school students

rudyislife:
#lifeinuniben When you hear,someone got killed in Ekosodin at Night,only to wake in the morning and realise,it was ur hommie in the dept,ur guy from home,or the guy next street. ...Rip #Afro,Rip #Tj,#Rip osas and all who lost their life's trying to earn a degree.

Why were they killed, where they killed all at once?