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obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]this guy na terrorist.


So.. Even after breaking the bad news about his wife, you still go do loyalty test on her


and na true ooo.. Ashawo get sense pas most of these girls ooo.. Atleast ashawo dy take money! And na them be regular girls ooo..[/color]

sickstars:
Tank u av learnt my lesson

Eddygourdo:
ok ma.incase i chase you tomorrow which i likely will do, this is a disclaimer (i disagree with the op).

Eddygourdo:
Loose girls, a great relief it is to have them in your hood, office , hostel , class or even church during the periods of konjinus or harmattan. These brave set of women are the sole reason rape isnt so rampant , they are demolishers of erection, that anything looking erect is at their mercies, carrots, cucumbers , nails and even hydraulic car jack. We love them and today we say thank you all .
It should be pointed out the immense contribution these people make to our divorce rate, they sometimes increase it but most times decreases it thanks to their competent services to the husband bachelors of these days who keep decieving themselves with the married logo (wedding ring), yet chasing anything on a make up.
These set of women surprisingly arent found in brothels, they dont necassarily wear skinmpy clothes and not all attend clubs and night parries. These hardworking ladies are most times your regular nairalander, your regular coursemate, your regular wife, your regular girlfriend and worse still your regular sister in the lord. They are all involved in the service to humanity of demolishing money carrying erections wherever in the land the bearers may be. Once again i congratulate them , yet i write this letter to you .

Two incidents prompted this, do note that i, eddygourdo is still a loyal customer to your services so take advice at face value (i wont want to be branded a pariah to the offering of ur loins thanks to my outburst). Anyway, a young man stupidly showed his pre wedding photos online on this forum, people admired online but offline something terrible happened, apparently a stupid former colleague started doing aproko to the young man after he saw the pre wedding photos, he told the man how his soon to be wifey was the hood LovePeddler , every body ate and cleaned mouth, blah blah blah, since i kinda knew the lady previously from a job traininng together, he called me amidst tears to corroborate the story (my people , na true oh, all we trainees used the girl as dessert and snacks then, it was like she was counting census) . I tried to calm him down , unto say it was the past and he ouught not judge her with that event , but the weeping and cursing continued which brings me to my second issue.

This so called wife to be gave him the "i was raped " and "i have been celibate ever since" game. She in an attempt to cover up her past (which shouldnt matter except for the fact ladies IT DOES MATTER TO WE MEN) told him the usual tales by moonlight stories women tell men. He has been distraught and though am still worrking on him cos the lady has changed which i confirmed by trying to sleep witg her again . I still am here to advise you.

WHAT YOU DO IN THE PAST CAN COME AROUND TO HAUNT YOU. There is nothing like i was immatture, i didnt know any better, blah blah blah. You knew, your eyes were open when you opened your legs to every eddygourdo who said hello. But thats not my problem sef, its your life to live how you like it, by the way how many men deserve virgin ladies, with our dog behaviour. My major problem is with the delilah attitude, the spirit to decievee the man you are with , thats most unforgiving , its better to be straight with a man with whom you were formerly (if asked oh, dont say wetin dem no ask you ) and let him know you no longer that way because of your love for him, than to let him find out conflictinf reports from the public. Becausr the truth is that so far you bear or have borne that title of loose woman before, he sure must run into one of ur eddygourdos who will tell him the truth. If a man doesnt love your past and your present, then you have no business building your future with him. Thank you in anticipation of our continued relations my dear loose women............... Signed concerned customer