Op done visit heaven b4 b dat

sukkot:
yup. used to live off allen avenue back in the day. eons ago

Those places have been transformed into respectable areas of leisure. You should visit there sometime

Freemanan:
10. Pastors
Walai, these guys cant make heaven. They lie and eat all the offerings of their members. Some will even call for 1000days of night vigil, when they know how fake their ministry is oh. And also, those ones who disturb me every Sunday when am sleeping with their mighty speakers --- NO HEAVEN.

its obvious that you are a muslim..

zukko:
its obvious that you are a muslim..

And you, a bigot...

Am fine check your email Asap,aminat508

Aminat508:
lolz how u dey?

Ishilove:

Those places have been transformed into respectable areas of leisure. You should visit there sometime

yup i would definitely go check it out now. when last i was at that axis it was full of seedy characters lol

Trash

Where have you been hiding?

Ishilove:

Those places have been transformed into respectable areas of leisure. You should visit there sometime

Freemanan:
10. Pastors
Walai, these guys cant make heaven. They lie and eat all the offerings of their members. Some will even call for 1000days of night vigil, when they know how fake their ministry is oh. And also, those ones who disturb me every Sunday when am sleeping with their mighty speakers --- NO HEAVEN.

Man! you have judged urself already! Would be glad u leave nxt to shekau wherever in eternity u meet.

raph101:


Man! you have judged urself already! Would be glad u leave nxt to shekau wherever in eternity u meet.

Bigots, thanks.

Who will make heaven

MRpii:
Where have you been hiding?

In the real world

There is no such job that can determine your heaven. So mr man don't be decived, individual will determine his or her heaven not by the type of job they do.

okangisaiah:

I like your comment

thanx

yollychika:
Op done visit heaven b4 b dat

I neva go dia b4 oooo

jstriker442:
come ti think of it, the only one that fits 'yahoo yahoo' is not even a job

very stupid write up i must say. No offence intended

Well, "yahoo/419" still falls under the definition of a "job" by the Merriam-Webster dictionary which defines a job as " the work that a person does regularly in order to earn money"
Just not a good job.

johnjimiflex:
Apart from the one on "Yahoo Yahoo" guyz, every other thing on this post wells up from one crazy fountain of stereotype and the writer has been so incapacitated that he is unable to see that the fact that there are some policemen that accept bribes or some Nepa officials that do the same doesn't mean that others do.... why not you go and study your fallacies and ask your brain fr help when you want to make any post again

Alryt I will go and study my fallacies. Thank you

Spoiler: There's no heaven. So cut the crap off already.

Ferdinandu:
Chai It has reached the extent that Nigerians see Yahoo Yahoo as a regular legal job in Nigeria.No wonder every foreigner see every Nigerian as a Fraudster .Op I used to see you as one of the few normal people on nairaland but obviously you are not normal for putting Criminal activity in the same category of an honest Job.

Do you have comprehension problem or something ? Kindly go through the write-up once again and embolden where I encouraged "yahoo yahoo"

justmenoni:
Uncle tosyne I hail ooo but ur list is very bias u know...according to you and ur analysis sin is a sin?? I agree if so then all professions in Nigeria won't let someone make heaven.


Doctor; oga u hv malaria (even though u are perfectly alright)

Mechanic ; oga this ur engine needs replacement ooo(even though u just need to service ur car)


Travel agents; my sisters husband uncle's father is a friend to the pa of a friend to the American ambassador to Nigeria so ur visa is guaranteed..


Taxi drivers; ha oshodi it's very far ooo and the traffic is usually crazy( even if u stopped him at fatai atere)


Banks/bankers; u are charged 100 naira for sms this month,when u are not even in Nigeria and don't even hv transactions on ur account, but this same alert will stop when u hv 1 kobo left in the same account.


Teacher's/ lecturers : brung this,brung tgar,buy this buy that.


Olosho ; my well is tight oooo ...babe I haven't Had any customer since morning( even though 100 kondos hv been there same day)

Fish seller's /market sellers: this fish is fresh from the rivers oooo(even though they bought it frozen...market women be like I bought it for 1000 I'm just selling it at 900 cos market no dey........ Wait did I add igbo trader's?? Oh please don't let's go there!!! Am I lieing ohk go to any bridge meet a igbo seller and price his versace glasses and irs 20k cos according to him it's original then be like oga I can giv u only 200 naira and u go heart please add 100 naira na...


U add bloggers etc but please add nl mods those ones are fucking liars... Tosyne is popular and there is 100% probability of his topic making fp..well I don't care cos anything from tosyne, tonyeba.rcanista, naijas.inglegirl can mk fp cos im always Interested

So you think there's 100 probability of my topics gracing the FP ? hahaha

No 6 reminds me of my days in skul(nekede) der is dis sadist of a lecturer.... Sayin sire am sorry is even attractin more carryover...

kris4luv01:
Internal Revenue Service

Bros, I hope that's not your job?

Aminat508:
Tosin have you bn to heaven before?

he is a blogger, so his chances of making heaven is slim too

Lawyers

I don't think I believe so...

tosyne2much:
So you think there's 100 probability of my topics gracing the FP ? hahaha

Hotel jobs

Thieves, highway robbers, armed robbers, omonile. Will human truly go to heaven? OP which BRT Bus or airplane you fly to heaven to know those that will not make it? Too much tom and jerry cartoons I guess

hungryboy:
11)Contractors:this set of guys are always cheating either their clients or their workers or both,

Na so we go do gateman work for one contractor,
The company were give the contract dey put our salary for book as 40k,
The contractor come dey pay us 15k,
The day were we discover wetin the man dey do us,
We break bottle for him head resign leave the work,
Now sef i don dey regret my decision,
Because since then,
I never see another gateman work do,
Abeg in case una need gateman, abeg pm me,
Make una boy no die of hunger abeg

I hear you. Thank you. Make I give you work make you burst bottle for my head too, I think?

my broda 4get am o.....no nigerian will make heaven

NEPA..Lmaoooooooooooo

I know you have been on this planet,why aren,t you visiting Nairaland jor

Ishilove:

In the real world

Who are u to judge?