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Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by akagson(op): 6:50pm On Jan 22, 2016
Wife: Honey, can you do me a favour?
Husband: Sure, anything for you my love
Wife : Can you kill a lion for me?
Husband : Are you mad? Are you alright at all? To kill a lion for you? Request something else please.
Wife: Ok then, can I go through your WhatsApp
chats?
Husband: Where is the lion you want me to kill?

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How many of you can boldly allow ur boo through your phone?
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by yorex2011: 6:54pm On Jan 22, 2016
grin grin grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jan 22, 2016
[color=#990100]undecided haha.. But why she wan go through my phone? She be anti virus?? undecided[/color]
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by sinaj(f): 7:02pm On Jan 22, 2016
Yes he can smiley












Daz if he is healthy enough to handle d shock grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nature8(m): 7:03pm On Jan 22, 2016
Lol.. Chai! grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jan 22, 2016
Lol ..... E clear say that man get both human and animal skeleton for him cupboardgrin.
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by CountDracula(m): 7:15pm On Jan 22, 2016
I wil kill d lion and bring back its eggs for u as trophy, just don't touch my phone
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]undecided haha.. But why she wan go through my phone? She be anti virus?? undecided[/color]
Loooool ur madness na seasonal film
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by ggrin(f): 7:20pm On Jan 22, 2016
Fuckshit gringringrin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by ggrin(f): 7:21pm On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]undecided haha.. But why she wan go through my phone? She be anti virus?? undecided[/color]
bro na u dy behind that "crazeclown" insta accthuh
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Michellla(f): 7:25pm On Jan 22, 2016
He can go through my phone.
If he wants to ruin his day,fine by me grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by optional1(f): 7:27pm On Jan 22, 2016
if i hear
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 22, 2016
grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by akagson(op): 7:51pm On Jan 22, 2016
Lalasticlala no fit try dat one na!
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jan 22, 2016
Am a saint, my phn is holy bt.... Cars are parked at owners risk o.
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jan 22, 2016
ggrin:
bro na u dy behind that "crazeclown" insta accthuh
[color=#990100]cool ehenaa.. Dun forget to tap the follow button! cool[/color]
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jan 22, 2016
sickstars:
Loooool ur madness na seasonal film
[color=#990100]grin but you dy season10 for your own.. You na my mentor for madness.. You don enter road, retire sef[/color]
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by cruzita(f): 8:42pm On Jan 22, 2016
my phone is the short cut to HBP ,if he wants to go through it, its at his own detriment
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by dolarland(m): 8:56pm On Jan 22, 2016
Any one nah die be d end result... If she goes through my phone she will still eat me up... grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by akagson(op): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]undecided haha.. But why she wan go through my phone? She be anti virus?? undecided[/color]
Haha.. She be Avast.
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by ggrin(f): 9:15pm On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]cool ehenaa.. Dun forget to tap the follow button! cool[/color]
oya follow back grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by douchesnozzle(m): 9:41pm On Jan 22, 2016
Rule number one, leave no paper trail. If u like read my whatsapp u ll find nothing. Why would I do illegal runz via whatsapp when talk is as cheap as anything.. grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by ipledge10(m): 10:01pm On Jan 22, 2016
sinaj:
Yes he can smiley












Daz if he is healthy enough to handle d shock grin
your mouth like funnel. ...am too healthy. ..bring your phone
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]grin but you dy season10 for your own.. You na my mentor for madness.. You don enter road, retire sef[/color]
i only said few lines p*ssy n*gga is heavy on his period with his 6th flow

Dude go suck tips
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Michizzy(f): 10:30pm On Jan 22, 2016
Sure he can. I'm clean grin grin grin
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by sinaj(f): 11:37pm On Jan 22, 2016
ipledge10:
your mouth like funnel. ...am too healthy. ..bring your phone
wen last did u check ur bp
Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jan 22, 2016
Is better they sentence me to death instead of checking my chat history I no go lie.
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