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chi4ik4:
I feel very sorry 4 my neighbor, As he un-bottons his shirt this morning, a button fell off! He picked his briefcase, the handle came off! He wanted to open his house door, the door-knob fell off! He wanted to get into his car, the door-handle came off in his hand! And now he's afraid to urinate!! How can we help him? Happy Sunday

dollyjoy:
op you are so funny

chi4ik4:
tanx dollyjoy

Idydarling:
he should come, let me hold it for him

Dexema:
help him unzip hin trousers na, at least na nozzle hin get. or tell him to use an ATM who knows what might happen.

I was comin' over here ta shake your hand for a job well done, until I realized that the money from the ATM isn't free money but somebody else's.No free money

QueenValerie:
I was comin' over here ta shake your hand for a job well done, until I realized that the money from the ATM isn't free money but somebody else's.No free money

Dexema:
but free spending is allowed right?

QueenValerie:
No!

Dexema:
why not Valerie!

7footre:
say what??!!

Jazzlite:
he should shake you

QueenValerie:
It's a dirty thing ta do

Dexema:
oh great! thank God I'm clean...are you?

Lol.You won't be if ya keep thinkin' like that .

QueenValerie:
Lol.You want be if ya keep thinkin' like that.

Dexema:
you can't read me from just a sentence val, nobody is a saint by the way.

Idydarling:
yes na

QueenValerie:
I was playing' as I thought you were.
I should a used aN emoji so you'd know.

Dexema:
kinda suspected you were, it's all good anyway, BTW mind doing something novel to start the week?

7footre:
I fear you gan?