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My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by chi4ik4(m): 7:40am On Jan 24, 2016 |
I feel very sorry 4 my neighbor,
As he un-bottons his shirt this
morning, a button fell off!
He picked his briefcase, the handle
came off!
He wanted to open his house door,
the door-knob fell off!
He wanted to get into his car, the
door-handle came off in his hand!
And now he's afraid to urinate!!
How can we help him?
Happy Sunday 2 Likes |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Jazzlite: 7:46am On Jan 24, 2016 |
he should shake you 2 Likes |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by dollyjoy(f): 7:47am On Jan 24, 2016 |
chi4ik4:op you are so funny |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by chi4ik4(m): 7:52am On Jan 24, 2016 |
dollyjoy:tanx dollyjoy |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 7:52am On Jan 24, 2016 |
help him unzip hin trousers na, at least na nozzle hin get. or tell him to use an ATM who knows what might happen. |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by dollyjoy(f): 7:53am On Jan 24, 2016 |
chi4ik4: |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by cruzita(f): 8:00am On Jan 24, 2016 |
I can volunteer to do that for him as a good Samaritan.I won't let him suffer in pain |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Lovetinz(m): 8:02am On Jan 24, 2016 |
Are you implying he should buy Super-glue first, Just in case? 1 Like |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by TrapLORD(m): 8:43am On Jan 24, 2016 |
STALE! |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Idydarling(f): 8:43am On Jan 24, 2016 |
he should come, let me hold it for him |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Anijay1212(m): 9:21am On Jan 24, 2016 |
He should also hold it and see if it will fall off biko... |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:44am On Jan 24, 2016 |
Your neighbor needs to visit MFM asap |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by 7footre(m): 11:57am On Jan 24, 2016 |
Idydarling:say what??!! |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dexema:I was comin' over here ta shake your hand for a job well done, until I realized that the money from the ATM isn't free money but somebody else's.No free money |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 3:15pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
QueenValerie:but free spending is allowed right? |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dexema:No! |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 3:42pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
QueenValerie:why not Valerie! |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dexema:It's a dirty thing ta do |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Idydarling(f): 3:49pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
7footre:yes na |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by ggrin(f): 3:50pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Jazzlite:dead |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 3:51pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
QueenValerie:oh great! thank God I'm clean...are you? |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dexema:Lol.You won't be if ya keep thinkin' like that . |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Smellymouth: 3:54pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 3:57pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
QueenValerie:you can't read me from just a sentence val, nobody is a saint by the way. |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dexema:I was playin' as I thought you were. I should a used aN emoji so you'd know. |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by 7footre(m): 4:34pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Idydarling:I fear you gan? |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 5:28pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
QueenValerie:kinda suspected you were, it's all good anyway, BTW mind doing something novel to start the week? |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dexema:Like what? |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Dexema(m): 5:38pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
.............. |
Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by Idydarling(f): 8:39pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
7footre: |
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