This is why we need a Minister for 'WeMen' Affairs....

freecocoa:
Wow!

I meant that in a good way. mathematically, pi is a very beautiful number. but that's also because it's irrational. by multiplying with pi, we go from a square to a circle, a rectangle to an ellipse, a cube to a sphere, and you can rotate integral functions.

Lol. I remember a topic posted before the NL tsunami, "women and their fish brains". Nostalgic!

cruzita:
women are simple to understand if only u are patient.

issorite

I don't look for women I understand. I look for women that understands me and I think that's how it should be.shikena

What women want is a man who's like #Dasuki. Have a friend like #Metuh then Work for #Jonathan and never be caught by DSS or EFCC.

Realhommie:
And what make's any of the steps/ways she suggested on how to please a woman "Out of the Ordinary"? Shuooooo

Having to think that it needs to be suggested at all, is what makes it out of the ordinary.

Why should there be a certain way to be, with a woman, to understand her?

Gorrit?

Smellymouth:


A woman doesn't want a man to lie to her about important matters. She wants to be an important part of his life – the most important part, in fact, She wants to know the things that are going on his life and she wants him to have trust in her. As far as she is concerned, they are one – his life is her life.

women actually prefer being lied to than knowing the truth.

They simply can't handle the truth

freecocoa:
Makes no iota of sense my man.

You just need to know that.

ok lets see, what is it women want ? a big di-ck nigga right ? now what is your best food ? lets assume it is jollof rice and fried chicken. this is like your best food ever in the world. now imagine if you had to eat this your best food everyday for the rest of your life will you not get to a point where you want something else even though it was your best food ? point being even a big di-ck nigga cannot hold a womans attention forever. she needs to find God so he can fill that hole in her spirit that is craving to reconnect with the creator. only then is she complete and satisfied. and in that satisfaction, she will be satisfied with everything she has in the physical world. and i aint talking about finding religion when i say finding God cuz religion is nonsense.

safarigirl:
women actually prefer being lied to than knowing the truth.

They simply can't handle the truth

One lie leads to more lies..
It's best to avoid situations that creates the room to lie.

E383:
Lol. I remember a topic posted before the NL tsunami, "women and their fish brains". Nostalgic!

Yeah! And the truth is....
Women don't really know what they want in life.

Teempakguy:
I meant that in a good way. mathematically, pi is a very beautiful number. but that's also because it's irrational. by multiplying with pi, we go from a square to a circle, a rectangle to an ellipse, a cube to a sphere, and you can rotate integral functions.

Don't patronize me please.

What has Pi got to do with calling women irrational?

safarigirl:
women actually prefer being lied to than knowing the truth.

They simply can't handle the truth

sound v true
tell her am up coming artist looking for sporsor she will run

but tell her davido is your music partner
she will gum gum you like super glue

Nubian113:

Nubian?

freecocoa:
Why not speak for yourself.

Hey chill....i was just being humorous

dis just de truth abt Women.

Op suggesting a man builds his happiness around a woman,if u try am,u'r on a long thing.it's better 2 jejeli drink Otapiapia n die dan 2 trust a woman.in fact it's only a foolish man dat does dat.4 d male folks,u can never satisfy a woman no matter hw hard u try.dey are selfish it's al about 'em,@list d op has proven dat.they want 2 be happy b4 dey can make u happy.dis thing dey call love is like trade 2 'em.one chick wey u waon kill urself 4,one mumu dey wipe her crrect blokos .n u dey der dey form love,I pitty ur destiny.Oga!get busy,women nor worth make u dey study like text book.

E383:
Nubian?

*dodges flying lips*

You call my name upandown yet say nothing to me

sukkot:
ok lets see, what is it women want ? a big di-ck nigga right ? now what is your best food ? lets assume it is jollof rice and fried chicken. this is like your best food ever in the world. now imagine if you had to eat this your best food everyday for the rest of your life will you not get to a point where you want something else even though it was your best food ? point being even a big di-ck nigga cannot hold a womans attention forever. she needs to find God so he can fill that hole in her spirit that is craving to reconnect with the creator. only then is she complete and satisfied. and in that satisfaction, she will be satisfied with everything she has in the physical world. and i aint talking about finding religion when i say finding God cuz religion is nonsense.

Dude just wake up already, I am only replying because it's you, your post is very condescending.

This is based on certain assumptions primarily that the lady is not a cheat. Because you can still do all of the above and she still looks where.

A married man once told me, I have been married for over twenty years and there are times I honestly can't understand my wife.

Fiwasayo:


Hey chill....i was just being humorous

Wasn't funny though.

freecocoa:
Having to think that it needs to be suggested at all, is what makes it out of the ordinary.

Why should there be a certain way to be, with a woman, to understand her?

Gorrit?

It's just her view or whoever wrote it, btw many pple cld easily relate to it.. The points she raised are basics so there's no way any of it is outta the ordinary. Personally i like to follow and rely mostly on my instincts but that's not to say i cn't or wldn't seek the opinion of others.... You see, opinion differs, just like you feel or believe it's outta the ordinary, me i say it's not even close. Lol

veeluv2015:
If anyone claims to understand women totally, then that person must be mistaken. It is very difficult to understand a woman and like some people say, if there is ever going to be a brochure to explain everything about a woman then it will be over a million pages.

What I am here to talk about are the basic things women need to keep them happy. The needs or should I say wants of women are so diverse that it even differs in each of them. What this woman wants is different from what the other wants thus making the frustration and anger of the men folk very understandable. A man might have a sour relationship with a woman for a certain reason and when he tries to correct it in his next relationship, things go sour again because the new one wants what the old one didn’t want and this brings about the saying that women are so complicated and do not know what they want.

The truth is that human beings are insatiable not just the women. So pleasing them in every way is very impossible. But the good news is there are certain things EVERY woman craves for which when found, can make them very happy.

The first thing is comfort. No woman wants to be uncomfortable in her relationship. For a man to make his woman comfortable, he must have something doing and dreams of getting bigger. This doesn’t mean she is materialistic. There are just some things that cannot be changed and one of them is the fact that a woman needs to take care of herself and look good every time for her man. The men should be happy about that and not complain about it. Or don’t they want something good for themselves?

Another thing a woman needs is attention. Once she gets divided attention, the first thing that comes to her mind is that there is another woman, which might not be the case. It might be work, family issues or something else that has been bothering and taking their time. What the men need to do is talk to them about it. Instead of trying to settle it on your own, why not share it with her and work things out together. That way, you’re giving her the attention she needs and attending to other things at the same time. Every woman likes feeling special. Take her out every once in a while, spend time with her, make her know your friends, offer listening ears and most of all, TRY to be there whenever she needs you.

Thirdly, a woman needs a man that understands her. Someone that knows when she is angry and how to calm her nerves, someone that knows what makes her upset and what makes her happy. Not someone that can’t detect when something is wrong. They need their man to understand their feelings and respect it. Of course as a man, you deserve some respect but she deserves some respect too. One secret about women is that they reciprocate on impulse. Once she is loved, she gives love back. Now, this is not magic so it doesn’t work when you’re with a woman that doesn’t love you.

Most importantly, every woman wants to be trusted. The men should realize that women know what they want and that nobody wants something bad for himself/herself. Give your woman some space. She needs freedom too. Don’t suspect her every move. Give her a benefit of doubt. Trust her judgements. Yes, it’s true that you can’t be right all the time and everyone needs correction at one point or the other. Correct them but be nice about it. Don’t make her feel stupid about it because if you do, she’ll want to prove a point.

I know some of you reading this (especially the men) will say “how come the men get to do all this, what then will the woman do?” The truth is you tend to enjoy a woman who’s happy. Once she’s happy, everyone around her will be happy, especially YOU. It might seem difficult to do all that I mentioned above but just give it a trial. Happiness is worth sacrificing for. And never forget that nobody is perfect. We are all in a quest for perfection. A happy woman makes a happy home. Let us practice this and see where it gets us. Have a happy relationship. The woman is not as difficult as you think.

CIAO!!!


SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/01/juicy-special-what-women-really-want.html

Arrrh! Yet another BULL........ can a get a CRAP from some1 Puleez!

Listen Op, the sun does not shine from a woman's bu77! A man has alota stew already n sounding up like his woman's happiness shld be paramount in his itinerary is lamely shrewd . Yea, guys in the knowing know that is one of the subtle ways u ladies wrestle d balls n controlling powers from a guy in any r/ship!
And dem Droid guys just fall in line and lay their balls on a platter.


Summary of Op long episode is: Guy should strive to make their women Happy......crap

GUYS DON'T LEAVE UR LIFE TO PLEASE ANY GURL! RATHER BE WHO U R!

DAH BOSS.....If she doesn't like it, the door is always open. By the time u live sendless, that is when they stick! @ first it ain't Gonzo be easy, but u Stand to gain alot when used to it.
Every other guy is kissing up to her, BE DIFFERENT. Pretend she doesn't exist and watch her drool over u.

safarigirl:
women actually prefer being lied to than knowing the truth.

They simply can't handle the truth

You can't speak for all women.

so let get the other version


what men are really looking for (what a man want)

click here

https://www.nairaland.com/2899696/top-10-qualities-men-secretly

What I hate about some women or most women is their mind games, for God's sake if you want something say it, enough of the puzzles, the other is the mood swings, getting sad for no reason, like Justin Bieber said, WHAT DO YOU MEAN when you nod your head yes but you want to say no?
Abeg no man should bother trying to understand women otherwise he will run mad...

Realhommie:
It's just her view or whoever wrote it, btw many pple cld easily relate to it.. The points she raised are basics so there's no way any of it is outta the ordinary. Personally i like to follow and rely mostly on my instincts but that's not to say i cn't or wldn't seek the opinion of others.... You see, opinion differs, just like you feel or believe it's outta the ordinary, me i say it's not even close. Lol

You obviously don't gorrit.

freecocoa:
Dude just wake up already, I am only replying because it's you, your post is very condescending.

yeah i see you are someone who dont like to deal in reality

ISSORAIIIIIIIIIIII * in ben bruce voice *

insycarc:
THE ONLY THING MOST WOMEN WANT AND CRAVE FOR IS MONEY. IF YOU DONT SPEAK MONEY MOST WOMEN WONT UNDERSTAND YOU BECAUSE THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY UNDERSTAND IS MONEY. MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU SEE MONEY IS GOOD, YOU CAN GET 8 OUTA 10 NIGERIAN GIRLS/WOMEN IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY .

that is where comfort lyes...not necessarily the cash...

sukkot:
yeah i see you are someone who dont like to deal in reality

ISSORAIIIIIIIIIIII * in ben bruce voice *

That's got to be one of the best jokes ever, coming from you.

Every woman wants to be loved and not subdued.