Cutehector:
Hahhahahahaha even fuel attendant dey do shakara for u.

Bros, u need to see an ifa priest!

she may be fuel attendant for now but she know what she want in a man:

omron:
I know she will still enter my trap

you don't say !

CONCERNING THE BEER i will say HOOD DONT STOP THEY ONLY TAKE A BREAK

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

You will look for a better job for her, Mchew. I have met a lady in this situation but I didn't even mention looking for a better job, I landed her 10k to fix some of her need, later on, she called, appeared and thank me at home, 5k to fix transport. Na she even pull down skirt for me, make I Bleep. Start enticing her with cash if you are okay, women like money, even men. Do you think you are the only one on his radar? Maybe the girl go don talks for her mind says, you go talk yamayama finish, carry your legs walk go without even dropping anything, another man go come, drop something and you think says even if dem commot the nut for her head, na U sh go come waste time with when sure-P plenty boku. You think say na talks talks she go chop! Carry trouser, carry mouth for drink beer,carry hand enter pocket pose walka go without giving her the happiness. You never hear quote wey talks say, if MONEY GROW ON TREE, WOMAN WILL DATE MONKEY. Transfer 50k to her account, make she dey dream that one for one year, na sleepness night go worry her even if you no call back. But if you do all these without fucking for nothing less than 20 times, you will be first class Mugu.

omron:
ok

you might actualy be the kid as some people are suggesting. Why will you want to post the pics of someone important to you for unimportant people just to proof your point.she's yours and she is.you owe nobody any explanation for liking her.even if she's a road side kerosine seller,there's no big deal in that. Find time to go around her working place and go to her anytime she's free,then, you can make your intentions known to her and re-affirm the fact that you love he.by then,you can get what the problem is but I'm suspecting she's got someone.you too can testify to that. Any guy will want to go for a beautiful girl like you claim she is. You've got to see her to know what's up.

sniper77:


He is a player that knows how to control his game. He has a specific number in mind. When he achieves his target he will settle down.

I believe he must have dated above the numbers he specified. A friend once hit the mark of 80 babes and the 81st is his wife. Do not ask me how I know. The truth is guys have a data base.

lol.. Dude he doesn't know how to control his game joor, he would have caught the girl in his net by now..
Did i hear you say 80?
It is well

Cutehector:
Hahhahahahaha even fuel attendant dey do shakara for u.

Bros, u need to see an ifa priest!

Classic

BUTCHCASSIDY:


It seems like this shìt hurt U bad
but Y you come go meet babe dey smell like brewery
and you were even using the scriptures to back up Ur bullshit. Thats one evidence of a drunkard... they use bible to support their habit
For now try and see her in person if she refuses then U have to let go.

nice one

terrymason:
I won help b4 oh! Nor worry again

terrymason:
I won help b4 oh! Nor worry again

haaaw y nau

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

10k is not what she takes home at the end of the month trust me. I have been there.

tomyka81:
she doesn't want you. You are way too forward for any sane woman to desire. Let me tell you your mistakes:

1. You inquire about her salary. HER Salary isn't any of YOUR business. You aren't her man. You aren't in a serious relationship. You shouldn't be asking about her salary.

2. SOmeone people do not like drinkers. I happen to be one of them.

3. You seem desperate.

I made a mistake in the typing... She mentioned her salary even before I ask her

tomyka81:
she doesn't want you. You are way too forward for any sane woman to desire. Let me tell you your mistakes:

1. You inquire about her salary. HER Salary isn't any of YOUR business. You aren't her man. You aren't in a serious relationship. You shouldn't be asking about her salary.

2. SOmeone people do not like drinkers. I happen to be one of them.

3. You seem desperate.

She mentioned her salary before I ask her

Scimo007:
I beg u, leave that poor girl alone. Maybe u have bad mouth odour. Pls work on that. She only called it beer becos she respect u and dont want to embarrase u. The cause is bad breath, mouth odour, work on that.

lol

Badt guy

Ganjafama:
I have this love jazz called "Touch and follow". Immiedately you look her in the eye and touch her, she's urs forever. I can give it to u free if u want it.

I can never in my life use love charm on woman for anything...for what?I know somehow someday if I become great girls would be hunting after me and no love charm pass dat one

b0rn2fuck:
You will look for a better job for her, Mchew. I have met a lady in this situation but I didn't even mention looking for a better job, I landed her 10k to fix some of her need, later on, she called, appeared and thank me at home, 5k to fix transport. Na she even pull down skirt for me, make I Bleep. Start enticing her with cash if you are okay, women like money, even men. Do you think you are the only one on his radar? Maybe the girl go don talks for her mind says, you go talk yamayama finish, carry your legs walk go without even dropping anything, another man go come, drop something and you think says even if dem commot the nut for her head, na U sh go come waste time with when sure-P plenty boku. You think say na talks talks she go chop! Carry trouser, carry mouth for drink beer,carry hand enter pocket pose walka go without giving her the happiness. You never hear quote wey talks say, if MONEY GROW ON TREE, WOMAN WILL DATE MONKEY. Transfer 50k to her account, make she dey dream that one for one year, na sleepness night go worry her even if you no call back. But if you do all these without fucking for nothing less than 20 times, you will be first class Mugu.

hummmm u make sense

noblegrex:
you might actualy be the kid as some people are suggesting. Why will you want to post the pics of someone important to you for unimportant people just to proof your point.she's yours and she is.you owe nobody any explanation for liking her.even if she's a road side kerosine seller,there's no big deal in that. Find time to go around her working place and go to her anytime she's free,then, you can make your intentions known to her and re-affirm the fact that you love he.by then,you can get what the problem is but I'm suspecting she's got someone.you too can testify to that. Any guy will want to go for a beautiful girl like you claim she is. You've got to see her to know what's up.

tanx brother nice point

I wonder when people will get to understand that beer is the best thing that God has given humanity... all these teetotalers don't know what you missing...


abeg bros if she say she no dey do cos you drink my nigga she is an enemy of progress...drink you beer and find another one...like come on there are over 6 billion humans on earth...


beer is love, beer is life

b0rn2fuck:
You will look for a better job for her, Mchew. I have met a lady in this situation but I didn't even mention looking for a better job, I landed her 10k to fix some of her need, later on, she called, appeared and thank me at home, 5k to fix transport. Na she even pull down skirt for me, make I Bleep. Start enticing her with cash if you are okay, women like money, even men. Do you think you are the only one on his radar? Maybe the girl go don talks for her mind says, you go talk yamayama finish, carry your legs walk go without even dropping anything, another man go come, drop something and you think says even if dem commot the nut for her head, na U sh go come waste time with when sure-P plenty boku. You think say na talks talks she go chop! Carry trouser, carry mouth for drink beer,carry hand enter pocket pose walka go without giving her the happiness. You never hear quote wey talks say, if MONEY GROW ON TREE, WOMAN WILL DATE MONKEY. Transfer 50k to her account, make she dey dream that one for one year, na sleepness night go worry her even if you no call back. But if you do all these without fucking for nothing less than 20 times, you will be first class Mugu.

prettysolid:
She feels your childish. Kindly also enroll for english lessons it might help

You also need the English lessons!! It's urgent pal!!

Cutehector:
Hahhahahahaha even fuel attendant dey do shakara for u.

Bros, u need to see an ifa priest!

And so what. Does that make her a less human being. she is that today and she can be your boss in no distance time..if she has focus she can be what she want to be

Gbam, a nice response. Have had flings with few petrol attendants and they all confessed they received atleast 5 phone numbers or complimentary cards in a day, then put into condideration this your girl is very beautiful. Some men dont collect their change after buying PMS, so they are faced with temptation. Forget the 10,000 naira also, petrol attendant has many ways of making money, most times they go home with atleast 3k per per day, so she could be richer than you.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Bros OP
The way when U see pump attendant na so other motorists see her.
Question U should ask yourself is
How many motorists has she given her number to?
how many motorists has she 'attended to'?

If I know babes very well its likely she is a chronic alcoholic herself sef.

SHATTERED DREAMS. LOLZZ

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

Just give her like 3days den call her again if she doesn't pick try to find ways to go there, if she no attend you try to be sending her message am very sure she will answer you...

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

Do a surprise to her during the Valentine season

I wonder. Op walk up to her like a man you are and ask her what's up.

andromida:
So a girl you are getting along with suddenly starts acting weird and you don't know to ask her why she is acting weird?

Please watch and pray

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

First of... na lie!!!! No fuel attendant can work like that for 14 hours... They work shifts... She most probably said that as an excuse for you not to bother her... This is why u need to activate the player mode to make her attracted to u, if you really like her. She dey craze sha!

Cutehector:
Hahhahahahaha even fuel attendant dey do shakara for u.

Bros, u need to see an ifa priest!

Walai laff wan kill me for here.
Fuel attendant fa, well dem b humans too sha.
Bt if I wer in his shoes I wuld leav Her.

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

Hehehehehe hehehehehe


This joke is in contention for joke of the year




First learn the difference between attraction and love.

She is a girl of principled and respect her and love her d more.......quit d bear drinking attitude,......I pray d girl will come arnd

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

U won't take beer again BC of her haba u r jst lusting after her n once u hit it everything will wear off

omron:
andromida how would I ask her..... Did u go through my post well at all? How will I ask someone who doesn't pick my calls any longer such question why she go weird

love can be funny most times my guy relax she's yours