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HateU2:
Ayam fine o.
I dey gentle o nigga

Kaylexzy:
Dey gentle ke?

Lol... u fit gentle ni?

How is ya day going, Abi u no dey dis part of of world?

HateU2:
na under sea I dey
U wan come and join me
It's not hot here

HateU2:

Kaylexzy:
Really? I would love to o...

But wait ooo

Hope say u no be mami water?

HateU2:
mami waters are beautiful nah
U need to see me inside water now with my long hair
U will fall in love

Smellymouth:
Kaylexzy, my Orente does not want me to expose our secrets

Kaylexzy:
Orente ke?


I never knew o...

Aii... If she doesn't want d secret divulged. Issorait...

But HateU2 are u really his Orente?

Kaylexzy:
Lol...


Simply imagining it makes me wana pick race and leave my phone behind.

Tho, dey look beautiful in movies o, not sure if I wana see 1 for real...

Me wey dey fear die!!!

Kaylexzy:
Orente ke?


I never knew o...

Aii... If she doesn't want d secret divulged. Issorait...

But HateU2 are u really his Orente?

HateU2:
I know smellymouth not
His orente dey yabaleft

Smellymouth:

HateU2:
Kaylexzy, can u see this
I told you, that's his orente on her way to yabaleft

HateU2:
Don't fear o
I'm coming in the middle of the night to pay u a visit
Will you be available

HateU2:
I know smellymouth not
His orente dey yabaleft

Pweetydammy:
can't believe a thread like this is created...very hilarious buh it's needed cos this exam got me tensed up sef...watching in HD can't believe a thread like this is created...very hilarious buh it's needed cos this exam got me tensed up sef...watching in HD

Kaylexzy:
Make I pass u pop corn and chilled coke?

Smellymouth:
Kaylexzy, I told ya she is gonna deny me
Keep on denying me.. you know how we roll

Pweetydammy:
wagbayi...oya gimme sharpally

Kaylexzy:
*passes her popcorn and coke*
Would u like d lights turned OFF?
Dis kind movie dey sweet to watch in d dark..

Kaylexzy:
HateU2, Abeg which of una dey lie na?

He Is claiming u, u are denying him...

Make I watch una film trick small

HateU2:
smellymouth is drunk
His orente wey dey yabaleft dey affect his medula oblangata

Smellymouth:
"...Orente nor dey complain ooo...."
Why re u complaining?? ,anyways, where u @? Am waiting outside ur house.. Pick up joor

HateU2:
my orente dey complain o
Adekunle gold is drunk
**goes out, sees him and run back**
Go away, ur face is scary

Pweetydammy:
i dey suspect u...oya commot 4 here

HateU2:
smellymouth is drunk
His orente wey dey yabaleft dey affect his medula oblangata

Smellymouth:
have u seen my cute face before?

Kisses her passionately

HateU2:
ewwwwwwwwww

WiLdFLame:
danyel09 cum here oo na true say na u dey squeeze and suck her boobi sagged?

CHINEKE !!!!!!!!!
This is defamatory

franzis:
abeg.. this op get sense @ all... if ur mama dey nairaland..u go include her for the list?