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Warning!! by AlienStar(op): 8:10pm On Feb 11, 2016*

The federal ministry of finance warns that any guy that claims that ATM is not working on 14th Feb. is liable to die broke. Likewise the Federal ministry of Health warns that any girl that claims to be on her period on the said date is liable to bleed to death.

#3days to go
#Don't be stingy this val.
Lol

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Re: Warning!! by Smellymouth: 8:11pm On Feb 11, 2016

BVN ish

Re: Warning!! by agarawu23(m): 8:11pm On Feb 11, 2016

Only dumb guys will empty their account to please a lady on Valentine's day

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Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 11, 2016

warning ke running ni

Re: Warning!! by agarawu23(m): 8:15pm On Feb 11, 2016

Valentine is to show love not to open your panties for him,

Valentine isn't for bf and gf

Valentine isn't a day u MUST expect gift from a guy or lady.

Google serve Valentine's day before loosing your virginity cos of 2 mince pie and ice cream that do not worth 2k

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Re: Warning!! by Eyepencil: 8:16pm On Feb 11, 2016

.

What's so special about this val?

Everyday is val to me, i don't wait for any particular date to have my fun. So ain't going anywhere. (Super Sunday) for epl fans.

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Re: Warning!! by Laveda(f): 8:17pm On Feb 11, 2016

The fuss about this Val's day though

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Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:19pm On Feb 11, 2016

You don't get it.

this is simply belittling to OUR gender! We can't do without their Little ATMs and Change?

Let's Rationalize!

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Re: Warning!! by cruzita(f): 8:22pm On Feb 11, 2016

is val all about spending and sleeping with each other?why not visit the orphanage homes ,motherless homes and prisons to show love to them and make them feel loved.

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Re: Warning!! by refiner(f): 8:25pm On Feb 11, 2016

Nawa ooo....wats so special abt Valentine pls!

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:26pm On Feb 11, 2016

Fvck their money undecided

Re: Warning!! by zicoraads: 8:27pm On Feb 11, 2016

As always, it's about the guy spending his own money undecided

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Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:27pm On Feb 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
You don't get it.

this is simply belittling to OUR gender!
We can't do without their Little ATMs and Change?

Let's Rationalize!

Searching for my passport..

#JettingOUTAsap! tongue

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:29pm On Feb 11, 2016

Laveda:
The fuss about this Val's day though

It's becoming stale.

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:30pm On Feb 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
You don't get it.

this is simply belittling to OUR gender!
We can't do without their Little ATMs and Change?

Let's Rationalize!

There you go. cheesy

#FeminismATitsPeak.

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:30pm On Feb 11, 2016

brandnew3:
Searching for my passport..
#JettingOUTAsap!

Jetting to where? undecided

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Re: Warning!! by AlienStar(op): 8:31pm On Feb 11, 2016

Everyday ain't val biko!

Eyepencil:
.

What's so special about this val?

Everyday is val to me, i don't wait for any particular date to have my fun. So ain't going anywhere. (Super Sunday) for epl fans.

Re: Warning!! by firstking01(m): 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2016

Bunkum

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
Jetting to where?

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Anywhere but Nigeria. cool

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2016

brandnew3:
There you go.
#FeminismATitsPeak.

Feminism is Underrated...

Human rights activist!

Re: Warning!! by Laveda(f): 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2016

brandnew3:
It's becoming stale.

I tell ya..and kinda annoying

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:33pm On Feb 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
Feminism is Underrated...

Human rights activist!

Then why the gender talk ? huh

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 11, 2016

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 11, 2016

brandnew3:
Anywhere but Nigeria.

And who's gonna stay here?

You're just being A Coward! Developed countries won't be the way it is now, If all the Citizens took to their heels...

fûck What I just said! I'm coming Witcha..

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:35pm On Feb 11, 2016

brandnew3:
Then why the gender talk ?

Re: Warning!! by AlienStar(op): 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2016

When was the last u visited an orphanage?

cruzita:
is val all about spending and sleeping with each other?why not visit the orphanage homes ,motherless homes and prisons to show love to them and make them feel loved.

Re: Warning!! by AlienStar(op): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2016

Sth

refiner:
Nawa ooo....wats so special abt Valentine pls!

Re: Warning!! by cruzita(f): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2016

AlienStar:
When was the last u visited an orphanage?

last year lovers day

Re: Warning!! by AlienStar(op): 8:39pm On Feb 11, 2016

I dey tell u

Smellymouth:
BVN ish

Re: Warning!! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Feb 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
And who's gonna stay here?

You're just being A Coward! Developed countries won't be the way it is now, If all the Citizens took to their heels...

fûck What I just said! I'm coming Witcha..

You got me there. cheesy

Re: Warning!! by AlienStar(op): 8:40pm On Feb 11, 2016

cruzita:
last year lovers day

Re: Warning!! by Eyepencil: 8:42pm On Feb 11, 2016

AlienStar:
Everyday ain't val biko!

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Lolss... Val its like weekly ritual to my babe. She will understand it better, We're used to fun.

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