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| Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 10:04am On Feb 14, 2016 |
It’ s always been said that you can tell a
man ’ s penis size by the size of his feet , but
did you know that you can actually get an
approximate idea about the size and shape of
a woman’ s vagina based on her facial
features? IT ’ S TRUE I TELL YOU! Believe it or not , Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together , and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination . Pretty cool huh ? Yes , a man ’ s penis size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely vagina! Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the vagina , and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes , lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the penis to fit perfectly within the vagina for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues. According to compassionatedragon.com In Taoist matchmaking tradition : If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. If she has big , thick lips , her Vagina is will be wide and thick . If she has deep set eyes her Vagina will be deep. A woman with ‘ skinny ’ eyelids will have a deep Vagina. A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina. A Woman with bulging eyes , will have a very short Vagina ( women with short vaginas should avoid men with large / long joysticks to avoid damage to the cervix ). A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina. A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes , the bigger the Vagina. ( Short joysticks are not for you boo !) A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina. Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm , and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘ talking Vagina. ’ A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard , dry Vagina. A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small , crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem . However , if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis. If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose , she will have a short , wide vagina. if she has protruding cheek bones , she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. There are factors that can ceate variations of these qualities , but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman ’s vagina . Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape , depth and texture of her vagina by examining her facial features ! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’ s between her legs. SOURCE: http :/ / www . compassionatedragon . com / taoist _sex _compatibility .html
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| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ORACLE1975(m): 10:05am On Feb 14, 2016 |
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| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by doomsdayII(m): 10:07am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Then a blind woman will forever be a virgin |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 10:09am On Feb 14, 2016 |
You're yet to describe freecocoa who gat two men fighting over her since 2012..... |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by gabinogem(m): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Funny guess... |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 10:16am On Feb 14, 2016 |
More Big lips: The woman with large lips or a protruding mouth likely has an outie vagina . Her pussy lips will be surrounding by the soft pink inner labia hanging out. Other names for this type of vagina are Beef Curtains, Meat Hooks, Walnut, Bubble Gum - you get the idea.
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| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 10:19am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Small lips/small mouth: These women will
have a small, innie vagina . The type of
vagina you imagine is part of a porn star.
Does this make her vagina better ? If you
have a really big dick, you won't be able to
fit it all in. This chick will jump when you
enter her and hold you back from properly
fucking.
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| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 10:21am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Wide mouth: If you see a woman with a
wide mouth, when she smiles you can see
almost all of her teeth she probably has a
vagina the size of the Grand Canyon. This
type of woman will be hard to please, you
might feel like you cock is lost in a black
hole. If you aren't sporting a dick like Ron
Jeremy might want to just forget about
satisfying sex with this woman!
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| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by praxisnetworks: 10:22am On Feb 14, 2016 |
SmartChoices:True! |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 10:24am On Feb 14, 2016 |
SmartChoices: ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by sinaj(f): 10:26am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Lemme confirm first |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by hardae(m): 10:26am On Feb 14, 2016 |
this post makes no sense |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 10:30am On Feb 14, 2016 |
sinaj:Are you in front of mirror ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Sai BaBa |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by cruzita(f): 11:33am On Feb 14, 2016 |
where I belong self |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Qualer: 11:54am On Feb 14, 2016 |
sinaj:ah! no need.. we know say na lagos lagoon dey inbetween your legs... i will not be crossing that path anytime soon.. ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Ourown(m): 12:03pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
cruzita:Make I tell em ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by praxisnetworks: 12:09pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
cruzita:After our Val experiment.... Since you're not holding the priest's microphone again.... I will gladly inform the forum where you belong..... Jedi 2 weeks therapy.... With Viagra 3 weeks therapy... All bionic awaits you..... |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by OgaJonah(m): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 12:37pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
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| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by sinaj(f): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
ademasta:lol mirror nd torch |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by sinaj(f): 12:45pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Qualer: ![]() Abi u dick na b like matches stick? |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 12:49pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
sinaj: torch? To do wetin |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 12:51pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
cruzita:Until we see your face we cannot categorically place you ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
OgaJonah: ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(op): 12:54pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Qualer:Mediterranean sea ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by izuch(m): 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
This is lame and very dumb ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
pure trash so incorrect |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
IQ of this write-up is......? |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Ishilove: 2:50pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
![]() Haaa! ![]() *runs to go look at the mirror* |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nickymezor(f): 2:53pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Hmmmm, wat a thread ![]() |
| Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Ishilove: 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Hian. L'ekwam osisi eh... Ujsizzle, tufanja, safarigirl, justi4jesu, avicky, kachisbarbie, bia l'eya ![]() |
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You're yet to describe freecocoa who gat two men fighting over her since 2012.....
where I belong self