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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Blueeyedboi(m): 10:21pm On Feb 17, 2016

Just tell him you're a lesbian...he'll disappear into thin air I tell ya.. grin

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by menabae(f): 10:24pm On Feb 17, 2016

TruthHurts1:
Good Lord! I just scoped your profile pic and I'm tempted by this your Miss World appearance to become a stubborn toaster

lolz...

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Mustaph3332: 10:25pm On Feb 17, 2016

Nice thread

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Mcowubaba: 10:27pm On Feb 17, 2016

All this work to 'discard' my brovdas.....anyway some jonsing guys deserve such...

My brothers, just Love GOD, work hard nd smart, have faith, money will flow.....na u go dey give girls fake number nd address...I knw wat am saying

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by refiner(f): 10:28pm On Feb 17, 2016

tosyne2much:
Hmmmmm !! God knows I will be the first to comment on a thread like this.

Since Oga Wristbangle has started the aluta, let's go there

ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!

9. Tell them you can't date guys with small joystick

As a very stubborn toaster, I hate to hear ladies saying they can't date guys with small joystick.. This statement is the best way to discard me

10. Tell them you can't date a One minute man

As we all know that virtually every dude claims he's a professional in bed as no guy will never admit he's a one minute man. However, this is the best statement to use to chase toasters that can't last for more than a minute

Note: everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion so nobody should quote me

sorry....I just did! undecided

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:34pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
sorry....I just did!

Attention seeker spotted!

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:40pm On Feb 17, 2016

Lol...interesting, you never jam desperado grin

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Harmony92(f): 10:46pm On Feb 17, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Tell him to send his NUDES

lolzzz some guys can even use their nude pix as their dp meanin they can easily send their nude pixs without a second tot.

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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by refiner(f): 10:51pm On Feb 17, 2016

OluwatoyinIS:
Attention seeker spotted!

lol!....wetin concern u....na u I quote? undecided

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by mzvyne(f): 10:52pm On Feb 17, 2016

Blueeyedboi:
Just tell him you're a lesbian...he'll disappear into thin air I tell ya..

Lai lai! This one won't work.

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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by repogirl(f): 10:53pm On Feb 17, 2016

tosyne2much:
I know that a thread like this will interest u

yes nau, I like threads that make sense. cheesy

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by dejavuh0007(m): 10:54pm On Feb 17, 2016

3,4,5 is a risk as some guys can be crazy

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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:58pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
lol!....wetin concern u....na u I quote?

no vex,een?

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 11:04pm On Feb 17, 2016

wristbangle:
I just don't know why some guys can't take "NO" for an answer as they find it difficult to understand that ladies find it somewhat irritating when they are persistently pressurised to accept their proposal. By the reason of their desperation, they become aggressive he-goats, thereby, chasing ladies without an iota of shame or self respect.

For a lady who has been experiencing this terrible menace of chicken-like chase from guys, the following points will help you in discarding stubborn toasters from your life.

1. Demand huge Money from them

Guys get easily discouraged when a lady starts demanding for money unnecessarily, and so as a lady, it will be advisable to gold-dig an adamant toaster with the intuition to keep him off your zone so as to forcefully make him have disinterest in you. However, demand money for Brazilian hair or school fee and watch him drift way

2. Reply his chats with monosyllabic words

Ladies are really gifted in this act, so there's no point laying much emphasis about the way they do it. Most guys cannot cope with monosyllabic responses during chat, therefore, they lose interest and may even delete the lady when they can no longer cope. This method is best adopted to discard guys who are online woman wrappers.

3. Declare "Unhealthy" status to them

Ladies, this will work like magic to discard kitty-cat obsessed toasters from your life (E.g Tosyne2much, classcaptain and Ronald4lif). Invite such a guy to your house and when it is getting to the point of love making, kindly tell him that you are an HIV/Ebola patient. In a twinkle of an eye, you will see him run for his dare life.

4. Scare them with "Blood Covenant"

There are several occasion when action speaks louder than voice. If a lady can be smart enough to tie a fake charm around her waist or say any guy that get laid with her will experience thunderbolt, he won't dare near her again. Better still, you could tell the dude to go into blood covenant with you, and watch him zoom off with the speed of light

5. Wear an Engagement Ring

Even though some guys will not want to keep off despite wearing an engagement ring on your finger; keep ringing it to their ears to attend your wedding ceremony which will be coming up soon. This will make him feel so bad that he will have no choice other than back off completely. Though this may not work on some extremely stubborn toasters sha

6. Often Upload the picture of a very Handsome guy as your boyfriend

For some reasons, it will be advisable that ladies facing headache from ugly toasters should use pictures of a very handsome dude as their display pictures, even though they are not dating him. This will however, oppress these toasters as they know they are ugly.

7. Tell them you can't date a Broke guy

Many guys, if not all, detest hearing this discriminatory statement from ladies. No matter how stubborn a toaster is, he will let you be the moment you make him realize you can't date a broke guy like him.

8. Tell them to embark on several weeks dry fasting

For a guy who refuse to back off, a lady should tell him to embark on several weeks dry fasting to hear from God if she is the one. The statement alone will make him nag like is she the only lady on earth. As a result of this, he will drastically lose interest.

After saying these..., you marry yourself abi!!!!!

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by refiner(f): 11:05pm On Feb 17, 2016

OluwatoyinIS:
no vex,een?

I don't already vex!.... undecided

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by justjify(m): 11:06pm On Feb 17, 2016

ClassCaptain:
what is a bj ??

It means BolaJi angry

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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ggrin(f): 11:14pm On Feb 17, 2016

Laveda:

I love this thread
Easiest is to tell him if he can fûck you everyday He'll run.

Nah joke oh!!!

adviser

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by OutOnBail(m): 11:15pm On Feb 17, 2016

Very immature post and nauseating ideas undecided

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 11:16pm On Feb 17, 2016

Thank God I don't av time to toast gurls, I toast money so gurls toast me.

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 11:31pm On Feb 17, 2016

A girl tried this stuffs with me recently, especially 2 and 6, infact she uploaded the picture of her BF on his bday as they were together in a lovey dovey posture. The babe sabi monosyllabic reply die... I mean die at times she won't even reply my messages.
Instead of me to park well the Yoruba Demon in me is doing agidi... That babe a fe la lowo mi...

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by siegfried99(m): 11:33pm On Feb 17, 2016

ronald4lif:
Lol. Egbon, I have tons of skeletons in my cupboard no be say you talk am. I don't joke with kitty-cat walahi. Can't imagine life without it.

Lwkm

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 11:37pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
sorry....I just did!

I know you will have the effrontery to quote me

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 11:38pm On Feb 17, 2016*

Hmmm

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ogashman(m): 11:43pm On Feb 17, 2016

tell him u ve a spiritual husband

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 11:51pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
I don't already vex!....

see wetin vexing cause u now........

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Laveda(f): 11:59pm On Feb 17, 2016

ggrin:
adviser

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by DonaldGenes(m): 12:07am On Feb 18, 2016

menabae:
Hehehehhehe that no 1 nd 2 I do that a lot..

Wicked you.

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by DonaldGenes(m): 12:08am On Feb 18, 2016

wristbangle:
Lol u think say some guys get shame? Them go send am abeg

Lmao

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by EmpAeror(m): 12:13am On Feb 18, 2016

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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ronaldbecky(m): 12:26am On Feb 18, 2016

ronald4lif:
Lol. Egbon, I have tons of skeletons in my cupboard no be say you talk am. I don't joke with kitty-cat walahi. Can't imagine life without it.

thank bro

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ronald4lif(m): 12:27am On Feb 18, 2016

ronaldbecky:
thank bro

Thanks for? sad

Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Sammyblaq(m): 12:34am On Feb 18, 2016

See as una wan carry punk go Ghana... wan carry una hand spoil una own business.
Like is gonna affect the dollar/Naira rate.

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