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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:23am On Feb 23, 2016

My Doctor told me he wanted stool samples from me.

I better get my shiiit together

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:24am On Feb 23, 2016*

Just derived my own formula but my physics teachers disregarded it. To them, it wasn't a New thing (Newton)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(op): 11:29am On Feb 23, 2016

manuel80:
Have you ever tried to eat a
clock? It's very time
consuming.

manuel80:
Did you hear about the guy
who got hit in the head with a
can of soda? He was lucky it
was a soft drink.

Good popular puns but acknowledge it when you copy it from somewhere....or at least be creative in rephrasing

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(op): 11:34am On Feb 23, 2016

Being a celibate means you stay out of sex, you also don't give a FU..CK!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:48pm On Feb 23, 2016

The culinary business is for the swift cos "thyme is of the essence".

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:13pm On Feb 23, 2016

We have alot in common with our wall clocks... Whenever we need more food , we go "back for seconds" just
like when they need more battery power, they go "back four seconds"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:26pm On Feb 23, 2016

My tailor is anything but swift

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:52pm On Feb 23, 2016

my incompetent tailor made me a dress but it was in poor taste. So in a fit of anger i told him this... U are going to "Rip what u sew"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 7:49pm On Feb 23, 2016

Painpill:
Applied for a job at an Upholstery company yesterday. The country is crazy man, anything to Cushion the high cost of living.

Just to update the house, I didn't get the job angry

However I got another in a factory that makes canoe paddles. It pays 1k an Oar.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:31pm On Feb 23, 2016

Painpill:
Just to update the house, I didn't get the job
However I got another in a factory that makes canoe paddles. It pays 1k an Oar.

whatever floats your boat

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:39pm On Feb 23, 2016

Blackeard:
whatever floats your boat

I'm hot tempered, don't make me rupture your blood Vessel.

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by OneManLegion(m): 7:45am On Feb 24, 2016

Mehn! I'm so broke now, I can't pay compliments.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:41am On Feb 24, 2016

I had the time of my life with my friends. We had a mixture of drinks of all sort while eavesdropping on some ladies as they shared their bitter-sweet experiences of men with massive dicks...i must say twas indeed one hell of a "c0ck tale".

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by manuel80(m): 12:53pm On Feb 24, 2016

Eke40seven:
Good popular puns but acknowledge it when you copy it from somewhere....or at least be creative in rephrasing

OK I'll acknowledge it

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by manuel80(m): 12:54pm On Feb 24, 2016

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Colin Thomas

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:45pm On Feb 24, 2016*

What do you do when you are short of words?
Visit Microsoft office.

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:50pm On Feb 24, 2016

Novakane be forming street like say him be asphalt

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 8:57pm On Feb 24, 2016

We went to the store to checkout some sneakers and guess what Mike check'd one too.

Hit like if u dig.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 8:59pm On Feb 24, 2016*

illicit:
Novakane be forming street like say him be asphalt

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 9:59pm On Feb 24, 2016*

Lol.. Dunno y Illicit is just...... all up in my case. (just-in-case)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:32pm On Feb 24, 2016

A group of law students who successfully completed their professional training course were summoned to meet at a pub,it seems to me like they were being called to bar.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:34pm On Feb 25, 2016

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:41pm On Feb 25, 2016

Pictorial wordplay

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:56pm On Feb 25, 2016

P. W

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jaylicioussss(f): 5:20pm On Feb 25, 2016

Even with all the money i was still depressed. sometimes money is not enough, there are some holes that can't be filled by dead president

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:07pm On Feb 25, 2016

Someday people might wed Lizards in 9ja, if Marry Iguana is ever legalized.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:04am On Feb 27, 2016

novakane:
Lol.. Dunno y Illicit is just...... all up in my case. (just-in-case)

Lol

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:06am On Feb 27, 2016

What does a man tell his wife when he couldn't get an er.e.ction, sorry dear no hard feelings.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:57pm On Feb 27, 2016

I eat 9 times a day... U can call that 3 square meals

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:59am On Feb 29, 2016

The pilot fondled with her male flight attendant, kissing and giving him the grind of his life. With a heaving voice she said let's go into my "coćk-pit"

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:32pm On Mar 02, 2016

Many people experience loss once; and never try a-gain

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2016

Since birth has Death be-gun; so Life is shot..

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