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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:35am On Mar 03, 2016 |
Q : Why do java programmers wear glasses?
A : Because they dont see plus plus. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:26pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Maybe it's impossible to see a 9ja girl all Natural these days, but what
if it isn’t? People shouldn’t just
MAKEUP these insinuations. Been a while ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 10:33pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Lets do naija puns naw. The police arrested my brother, just cause he said he is an IGBO guy ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:09am On Mar 09, 2016 |
Wld hav loved 2 say a thing or two abt d cause of the
collapsed building in lekki....buh its a "long storey" 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 12:57pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
novakane: Lived in that building for a month till the landlady made a pass at me. I moved out, I didn’t want a Hi mate, tenants, relationship. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
(Still on the collapsed building) ...i was secretly listening to the conversation of the sympathizers ,they said It all started with the "EAVES dropping" Painpill: 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Eke40seven: Its better left right here. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 7:06pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
novakane: Guess we should call it naija's I FELL tower 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:46am On Mar 10, 2016 |
If i give an acre of land to a man without vision, i technically would be "giving site to the blind" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 11:54am On Mar 10, 2016 |
novakane: Please don't make Pun of Blind people, I really "Don't See" why you should. 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 7:39pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
when i heard Jeb Bush is contesting for the president, i was what! do all the BUSH MEN want to be president of the US? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:31pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
My sister is still trying to decide if studying Mathematics is the best career path for her. She's waiting for a Sine from above. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:49am On Mar 12, 2016 |
seems 2 me like ur sister believes in higher powers Painpill: 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:57am On Mar 12, 2016 |
U cant fight cyber crimes with ur fist unless uv got the
tech-knuckle-know-how. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 2:12pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
novakane:Abi? I'll try to confirm that, won't stop till i get to the Root of this matter. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:31pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
The saddest day of my life was a day before my B.Sc project defense, was in the operating room for 8hours just to have my Appendix removed. I still find it hard to Reference that Chapter of my llife. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:38pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:33am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Whenever i get naked in bathroom, the shower gets " turned on " 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Iv never heard the church bell ring b4 but the day i did, i knew something was 'rung' 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 7:51pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
i swear u Guys are the dope,aint talking about coke.thanks.BTW,is there any thread on rhymes and rhythm? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:08pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
What's on the OTHER SIDE (heaven)? I'm DYing to see 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:16pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
EKE40SEVEN, pls don't SHOOT.... ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:26pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
I love to play on words...no pun intended. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:28pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Dad loves when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Painpill: Painpill: I know the COS of the problem. I promise to deal with it SQUARELY. Not harshly...but to the proper DEGREE. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:47pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Painpill:U ad BETA help her FIGURE things out; dos it evn cosine (concern) me? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:58pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Painpill:I'm not sure how u plan to do dat wt so many distractions (music) dat can make one get SQUARED. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Wondered why Painpill, Illicit, Novakane and Blackeard had huge diicks. Then I realized they were Nairaland's Pun Stars. *Just acknowledging your brilliant posts boys* ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:26pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:26pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven. *Guys...you rock. #respect* 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 1:05am On Mar 16, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: Dat was dope and I ain't even talking abou crack 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:14pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: 4 Likes
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