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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 12:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
prettysassygirl:

well well,test and see
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to have a 'test' of you tongue
But I'm going to be a gentleman and take your word for it. Wish you good luck in your quest to find the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. I'm sure he's out there somewhere cheesy
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 12:58pm On Feb 25, 2016
Rollar:
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to have a 'test' of you tongue
But I'm going to be a gentleman and take your word for it. Wish you good luck in your quest to find the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. I'm sure he's out there somewhere cheesy
hope your mind isn't going to the wrong testing,if it is,u are in on a long tin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 1:08pm On Feb 25, 2016
prettysassygirl:

hope your mind isn't going to the wrong testing,if it is, u are on a long tin
That's what she said grin
Chatting with you is entertaining enough I guess, but if you take a look at my second paragraph, you'll see where I stated that 'testing' you is not part of my new year resolution.
That's sarcasm just in case you were wondering, I didn't actually say that, what I said was that I'd be a gentleman and take your word for it.
So no testing (at least not from me) cool
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 1:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
Rollar:
That's what she said grin
Chatting with you is entertaining enough I guess, but if you take a look at my second paragraph, you'll see where I stated that 'testing' you is not part of my new year resolution.
That's sarcasm just in case you were wondering, I didn't actually say that, what I said was that I'd be a gentleman and take your word for it.
So no testing (at least not from me) cool
well well,good for u,u made the right decision
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nickymezor(f): 5:35pm On Feb 25, 2016
Lashist:
Just spray perfume undecided
Hmmm
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Feb 25, 2016
prettysassygirl:

well well,good for u,u made the right decision
Really? Wow, you must be a horrible creature indeed lipsrsealed
Thank God I decided not to come near you with a 10 foot pole.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:33am On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
Really? Wow, you must be a horrible creature indeed lipsrsealed
Thank God I decided not to come near you with a 10 foot pole.
for your mind.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:22am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

for your mind.
Lol. I thought that was what you wanted. You girls are really confused oh. You desperately try to discourage guys from coming close, then you meet a guy who's all too happy to stay away and you're miffed. Shouldn't you be celebrating?
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:27am On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
Lol. I thought that was what you wanted. You girls are really confused oh. You desperately try to discourage guys from coming close, then you meet a guy who's all too happy to stay away and you're miffed. Shouldn't you be celebrating?
This guy free me na
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by abimic(m): 9:36am On Feb 26, 2016
sophietosyneabou:
hmmm..martins..its plain fart
It depends, if it's through the vagina, it's nothing other than queefing which is as a result of released air trapped in the inner part of the vagina due to arousal. If through the anus, pure farting which by default could turn many off but believe me, in the course of the action, many would care less even if it smells: understanding though is the key. Farting is good and it shouldn't be everytime the action is on. Devising a means with one's partner to either have a position that favors not farting or ensure u clear the rectum of waste to ensure it smells not is key. In all, farting is a sign of good health and one's true lover shouldn't pick hole from that.

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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:42am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

This guy free me na
Yeah, because I've tied your hands and feet together. Alright, have a nice life cool
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:51am On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
Yeah, because I've tied your hands and feet together. Alright, have a nice life cool
kiss
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:54am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

kiss
Excuse me dear, while I remove my boxers and bend over, so you can direct your kiss where its needed the most wink
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:00am On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
Excuse me dear, while I remove my boxers and bend over, so you can direct your kiss where its needed the most wink
hmmmmmmmmmm,hmmmmmmmmm,do I type like I am an ass lickerI hope not cos I deal more in tongue tins ,definitely not the ass,
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 10:37am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

hmmmmmmmmmm,hmmmmmmmmm,do I type like I am an ass lickerI hope not cos I deal more in tongue tins ,definitely not the ass,
Aww. I thought you were willing to spice up your love life. Its called rimming and its very sensual. Just nibble around the edges of the buttocks and suck the anus. Guaranteed to make your man call you by your native name.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:42am On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
Aww. I thought you were willing to spice up your love life. Its called rimming and its very sensual. Just nibble around the edges of the buttocks and suck the anus. Guaranteed to make your man call you by your native name.
OK o
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 10:51am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

OK o
So....suck my anus? grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 11:08am On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
So....suck my anus? grin
I know yours would be dirty and smelly,so no and thanks.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by SFTW: 11:09am On Feb 26, 2016
Well the day I experienced that was the day I was bleeping my neighbor who was quiet older than me, she gave out this loud fart and burst into laughter, I just have to join in laughing as I humped away. That waa one of my most memorable sexual escapades
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by SFTW: 11:13am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:
I know yours would be dirty and smelly,so no and thanks.
What a name! Pretty Sassy and girl only u chai Gurls sha
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 11:19am On Feb 26, 2016
SFTW:


What a name! Pretty Sassy and girl only u chai Gurls sha
wetin your own moniker come mean,at least you know the meaning of mine,wetin be sftw
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by SFTW: 11:38am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

wetin your own moniker come mean,at least you know the meaning of mine,wetin be sftw

I will not tell u! My own be say the name too sweet for one person to dey answer am. I just hope the bearer is as sweet as the name sha. I don waka!
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 11:42am On Feb 26, 2016
SFTW:


I will not tell u! My own be say the name too sweet for one person to dey answer am. I just hope the bearer is as sweet as the name sha. I don waka!
the bearer is sweeter sef,pass chocolate candy
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by SFTW: 11:45am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

the bearer is sweeter sef,pass chocolate candy
Choiii Chicolate is sweet sha...I love licking it does thay mean I can lick this one the that is sweeter than Chocolate?
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 11:51am On Feb 26, 2016
SFTW:

Choiii Chicolate is sweet sha...I love licking it does thay mean I can lick this one the that is sweeter than Chocolate?
well,if u meet to my standards,and can pass through fire
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by SFTW: 11:56am On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

well,if u meet to my standards,and can pass through fire
No naw you are the product, you have no choice who buys you. Have you ever gone to buy chocolate bar before and the chocolate refuse ro follow you?


I will just go straight to your seller and I will lick u however I like. gently, rapidly, slowly, teasingly or even Fellatioly! It's my choice.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 11:59am On Feb 26, 2016
SFTW:

No naw you are the product, you have no choice who buys you. Have you ever gone to buy chocolate bar before and the chocolate refuse ro follow you?


I will just go straight to your seller and I will lick u however I like. gently, rapidly, slowly, teasingly or even Fellatioly! It's my choice.
which one be fellatioly,na the newest grammer?plus if u are really looking for something to eat,Mr roll-on is looking for someone to lick his ass.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 12:01pm On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I know yours would be dirty and smelly,so no and thanks.
Loool!!! grin
Shi†̥ comes out through the anus, which is folded between our butt cheeks, thus preventing air from flowing in. Even when we wipe after taking a dump, some shi†̥ still clings to the anal walls, where tissue paper can't reach, unless you stick a hose up your ass after dropping a duce. The lack of 'ventilation', coupled with the ever-present shi†̥ in the anal walls and the bacteria that thrives in the mess makes everybody's anus dirty and smelly. The fact that I have to explain this to you shows your level of intelligence, or maybe you shi†̥ through your mouth.
The anus can be washed with perfumed soap or some fragrance can be applied to subdue the offensive odour cool
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 12:04pm On Feb 26, 2016
Rollar:
Loool!!! grin
Shi†̥ comes out through the anus, which is folded between our butt cheeks, thus preventing air from flowing in. Even when we wipe after taking a dump, some shi†̥ still clings to the anal walls, where tissue paper can't reach, unless you stick a hose up your ass after dropping a duce. The lack of 'ventilation', coupled with the ever-present shi†̥ in the anal walls and the bacteria that thrives in the mess makes everybody's anus dirty and smelly. The fact that I have to explain this to you shows your level of intelligence, or maybe you shi†̥ through your mouth.
The anus can be washed with soap or some fragrance can be applied to subdue the offensive odour cool
who ask youitk,
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by SFTW: 12:07pm On Feb 26, 2016
prettysassygirl:

which one be fellatioly,na the newest grammer?plus if u are really looking for something to eat,Mr roll-on is looking for someone to lick his ass.


Hahaha Mr Roll on must be a perv.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 12:10pm On Feb 26, 2016
SFTW:



Hahaha Mr Roll on must be a perv.
no be small perv o,but I understand am sha,na my longtime sweetheart, we understand each other wella

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