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Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
My girlfriend told me last week that it's over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam, I didn't die, I went to an express road &looked carefully before crossing the road,nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of la casera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concortion....So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake,chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. I'm really upset right now. My friends,what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work? Advice me please. I'm waiting for your advice.. . 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by ggrin(f): 6:55pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Ode 3 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by kceewhyte(m): 6:55pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
FTC |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 6:57pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
oya where dem maxi112,lordsamurai,kaylexzy,cruzita,hateu2,naughtynaughty,firstking01,synzu abeg shook mouth 4 dis matter...u advice go fly along way to save a soul....kikikiki 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by AlexCk: 6:59pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Hilarious!!!. But have u tried parboiled stone with seasoned nails mixed with roasted beans. I hear its quite good for ur condition. 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 6:59pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
ggrin:aja la je enu ti o fi pe ni ode yen....useless male-she talking from nyansh! oya advice me jare? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:02pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
my sis ladycomfort,naughtynaughty oya shook nyansh 4 dis matter nau? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by prahcetomi(m): 7:04pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Mix kunu with small hypo/jik.Add dettol to taste. |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:07pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
prahcetomi: abeg wetin go happen if i drink all dis wey u list nau? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by prahcetomi(m): 7:09pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:it will grant you a visa to HADES |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:10pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Go and hug transformer nah with wet cloth. Believe me, u don go be dat. Lemme rite RIP in advance |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by MzOnajin1(f): 7:10pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Try cold tea with a spoonful of acid. Thank me later |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by prahcetomi(m): 7:12pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
HateU2:make him jst baff untop am. |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Marlvin(m): 7:12pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
your post is a waste of space, and your joke is drab. |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by dayleke: 7:15pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
U not trying to kill unaself,you are celebrating ni.... |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 7:34pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
prahcetomi: Sir! sir! sir! abeg wetin i do u? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Maxi112: 7:40pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
look 4... e dey kill mosquito well well, mix it with lacasara thank Me lera |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by prahcetomi(m): 7:47pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:no be you say u wan die? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by ggrin(f): 7:50pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:aja la je epon e |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 8:03pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
ggrin:aaaah lepon ti mo fin da igboro ru! eiyan buruku ni e ooo |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by firstking01(m): 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
HateU2:you thing if he hugs transformer with wet clothes he 'll be electrocuted?? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
prahcetomi: haa haa wen i talk dat one....u wicked oo bt hw u take knw say i like kunu like dat? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by prahcetomi(m): 8:16pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:I no know o,I jst suggest am ni o |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by ggrin(f): 9:30pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:I'm not a human being, gege bi eni to ni truckfit |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 10:24pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
firstking01:No, he will be calm |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by blayde(m): 10:43pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Go drive plane like Danbaba na. Dt wan na from flexing go hell fire. |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 10:57pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
ggrin: u be lil wayne? what's the reason u can kill for it? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 11:19pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
firstking01: Abeg wat i do u dat u wan me perfectly rest? enh na heartbreak hurt i hurt wey man neva hurt b4? tell me! as u cum say make i go hug transformer nau, transformer resemble babe ni? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 11:30pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
MzOnajin1: mtchww...dis one too slow 2 work jare...give me quick one abeg? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by prahcetomi(m): 11:36pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:mix orange juice with d battery fluid of a car...Quick |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 11:38pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
prahcetomi: pls like how many minutes it dey work? |
Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Advice by Nobody: 11:41pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
blayde: no na d wan wey go carri me go paradise i nid oo? if girl break ur heart u go fit get time go fly plane like danbaba? |
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