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My girlfriend told me last week
that it's
over between us, I thought about
it and I
found out that life without her is
meaningless. So, I decided to kill
myself. I jumped from my
reading
table to my mouka foam, I didn't
die, I went to an express road
&looked
carefully before crossing the
road,nothing happened to me. I
drank 4 bottles of la casera with
too much suya
but nothing happened, I took a
lot of mangoes without
swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't
see hell! I proceeded to
another level of concortion....So, I
prepared gizzard and kidney
sauce with strawberry juice and
lots of fresh tomatoes, yet
nothing happened. I ate
cake,chocolate mixed with ice
cream, still
I didn't die. I'm so worried now
cause I
Just finished eating fried rice
with chilled maltina and fresh
fruit salad but nothing still
happened to me. I'm really upset
right now. My friends,what do I
do? Should I try plantain and
chicken with fresh milk. Will it
work? Advice me please. I'm
waiting for your advice.. .

Ode

FTC

oya where dem maxi112,lordsamurai,kaylexzy,cruzita,hateu2,naughtynaughty,firstking01,synzu abeg shook mouth 4 dis matter...u advice go fly along way to save a soul....kikikiki

Hilarious!!!.

But have u tried parboiled stone with seasoned nails mixed with roasted beans.
I hear its quite good for ur condition.

ggrin:
Ode

aja la je enu ti o fi pe ni ode yen....useless male-she talking from nyansh! oya advice me jare?

my sis ladycomfort,naughtynaughty oya shook nyansh 4 dis matter nau?

Mix kunu with small hypo/jik.Add dettol to taste.

prahcetomi:
Mix kunu with small hypo/jik.Add dettol to taste.

abeg wetin go happen if i drink all dis wey u list nau?

WiLdFLame:
abeg wetin go happen if i drink all dis wey u list nau?

it will grant you a visa to HADES

Go and hug transformer nah with wet cloth. Believe me, u don go be dat. Lemme rite RIP in advance

Try cold tea with a spoonful of acid. Thank me later

HateU2:
Go and hug transformer nah with wet cloth. Believe me, u don go be dat. Lemme rite RIP in advance

make him jst baff untop am.

U not trying to kill unaself,you are celebrating ni....

prahcetomi:
it will grant you a visa to HADES

Sir! sir! sir! abeg wetin i do u?

look 4... e dey kill mosquito well well, mix it with lacasara

thank Me lera

WiLdFLame:
Sir! sir! sir! abeg wetin i do u?

no be you say u wan die?

WiLdFLame:
aja la je enu ti o fi pe ni ode yen....useless male-she talking from nyansh! oya advice me jare?

aja la je epon e

ggrin:
aja la je epon e

aaaah lepon ti mo fin da igboro ru! eiyan buruku ni e ooo

HateU2:
Go and hug transformer nah with wet cloth. Believe me, u don go be dat. Lemme rite RIP in advance

you thing if he hugs transformer with wet clothes he 'll be electrocuted??

prahcetomi:
no be you say u wan die?

haa haa wen i talk dat one....u wicked oo bt hw u take knw say i like kunu like dat?

WiLdFLame:
haa haa wen i talk dat one....u wicked oo
bt hw u take knw say i like kunu like dat?

I no know o,I jst suggest am ni o

WiLdFLame:
aaaah lepon ti mo fin da igboro ru! eiyan buruku ni e ooo

I'm not a human being, gege bi eni to ni truckfit

firstking01:
you thing if he hugs transformer with wet clothes he 'll be electrocuted??

No, he will be calm

Go drive plane like Danbaba na. Dt wan na from flexing go hell fire.

ggrin:
I'm not a human being, gege bi eni to ni truckfit

u be lil wayne?
what's the reason u can kill for it?

firstking01:
you thing if he hugs transformer with wet clothes he 'll be electrocuted??

Abeg wat i do u dat u wan me perfectly rest? enh na heartbreak hurt i hurt wey man neva hurt b4? tell me! as u cum say make i go hug transformer nau, transformer resemble babe ni?

MzOnajin1:
Try cold tea with a spoonful of acid. Thank me later

mtchww...dis one too slow 2 work jare...give me quick one abeg?

WiLdFLame:
mtchww...dis one too slow 2 work jare...give me quick one abeg?

mix orange juice with d battery fluid of a car...Quick

prahcetomi:
mix orange juice with d battery fluid of a car...Quick

pls like how many minutes it dey work?

blayde:
Go drive plane like Danbaba na. Dt wan na from flexing go hell fire.

no na d wan wey go carri me go paradise i nid oo? if girl break ur heart u go fit get time go fly plane like danbaba?