Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! - Literature (27)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:35am On Mar 03, 2016

Q : Why do java programmers wear glasses? A : Because they dont see plus plus.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:26pm On Mar 08, 2016

Maybe it's impossible to see a 9ja girl all Natural these days, but what if it isn’t? People shouldn’t just MAKEUP these insinuations.
Been a while

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 10:33pm On Mar 08, 2016

Lets do naija puns naw.
The police arrested my brother, just cause he said he is an IGBO guy undecided

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:09am On Mar 09, 2016

Wld hav loved 2 say a thing or two abt d cause of the collapsed building in lekki....buh its a "long storey"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 12:57pm On Mar 09, 2016

novakane:
Wld hav loved 2 say a thing or two abt d cause of the
collapsed building in lekki....buh its a "long storey"

Lived in that building for a month till the landlady made a pass at me. I moved out, I didn’t want a Hi
mate, tenants, relationship.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2016*

(Still on the collapsed building) ...i was secretly listening to the conversation of the sympathizers ,they said It all started with the "EAVES dropping"

Painpill:
Lived in that building for a month till the landlady made a pass at me. I moved out, I didn’t want a Hi
mate, tenants, relationship.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2016

Eke40seven:
I have never seen so many original puns in one place. Its hard to come by.

Lalasti.clala and Seu.n, I suggest its time this thread is moved to front page, so that more people can read, enjoy, or and contribute to the thread.

Its better left right here.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 7:06pm On Mar 09, 2016

novakane:
(Still on the collapsed building) ...i was secretly listening to the conversation of the sympathizers ,they said It all started with the "EAVES dropping"

Guess we should call it naija's I FELL tower

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:46am On Mar 10, 2016

If i give an acre of land to a man without vision, i technically would be "giving site to the blind"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 11:54am On Mar 10, 2016*

novakane:
If i give an acre of land to a man without vision, i technically would be "giving site to the blind"

Please don't make Pun of Blind people, I really "Don't See" why you should.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 7:39pm On Mar 11, 2016

when i heard Jeb Bush is contesting for the president, i was

what! do all the BUSH MEN want to be president of the US?

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:31pm On Mar 11, 2016

My sister is still trying to decide if studying Mathematics is the best career path for her. She's waiting for a Sine from above.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:49am On Mar 12, 2016

seems 2 me like ur sister believes in higher powers

Painpill:
My sister is still trying to decide if studying Mathematics is the best career path for her. She's waiting for a Sine from above.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:57am On Mar 12, 2016

U cant fight cyber crimes with ur fist unless uv got the tech-knuckle-know-how.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 2:12pm On Mar 12, 2016

novakane:
seems 2 me like ur sister believes in higher powers

Abi? I'll try to confirm that, won't stop till i get to the Root of this matter.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:31pm On Mar 12, 2016

The saddest day of my life was a day before my B.Sc project defense, was in the operating room for 8hours just to have my Appendix removed. I still find it hard to Reference that Chapter of my llife.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:38pm On Mar 13, 2016

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:33am On Mar 15, 2016

Whenever i get naked in bathroom, the shower gets " turned on "

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2016

Iv never heard the church bell ring b4 but the day i did, i knew something was 'rung'

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 7:51pm On Mar 15, 2016

i swear u Guys are the dope,aint talking about coke.thanks.BTW,is there any thread on rhymes and rhythm?

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:08pm On Mar 15, 2016

What's on the OTHER SIDE (heaven)? I'm DYing to see

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:16pm On Mar 15, 2016

EKE40SEVEN, pls don't SHOOT.... grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:26pm On Mar 15, 2016

I love to play on words...no pun intended.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:28pm On Mar 15, 2016

Dad loves when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2016

Painpill:
Abi? I'll try to confirm that, won't stop till i get to the Root of this matter.

Painpill:
My sister is still trying to decide if studying Mathematics is the best career path for her. She's waiting for a Sine from above.

I know the COS of the problem. I promise to deal with it SQUARELY. Not harshly...but to the proper DEGREE.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:47pm On Mar 15, 2016

Painpill:
My sister is still trying to decide if studying Mathematics is the best career path for her. She's waiting for a Sine from above.

U ad BETA help her FIGURE things out; dos it evn cosine (concern) me?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:58pm On Mar 15, 2016

Painpill:
Abi? I'll try to confirm that, won't stop till i get to the Root of this matter.

I'm not sure how u plan to do dat wt so many distractions (music) dat can make one get SQUARED.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2016

Wondered why Painpill, Illicit, Novakane and Blackeard had huge diicks. Then I realized they were Nairaland's Pun Stars.

*Just acknowledging your brilliant posts boys* grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:26pm On Mar 15, 2016

Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 1:05am On Mar 16, 2016

PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*

Dat was dope and I ain't even talking abou crack

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:14pm On Mar 16, 2016

PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*

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