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Im all covered in red paste from ma head "To ma toes"

These fulani herds men dont talk much cos their job is "past oral"

novakane:
Im all covered in red paste from ma head "To ma toes"

How careless! Please CLOSE UP that RED PASTE.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*

Oh Bleep man! You're d greatest PUN STAR...do you ever SUCK at this?

To the unemployed here, never forget that the key to landing that dream job is to look Inside you and realize your worth. It's all about the "Inner view".

It will only take one policy to truncate the "UN" in unemployment, But it won't hapen till we are a "United Nation",

I only slept with her not sex

Now Lets take this wordplay to a whole nother level........ some girls moan so loud it can be "heard over hills" ... Some are so obsessed with shoes they can give "head over heels"

PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*

that was dope, I think we should make u our pope, cus we need a good head to keep us turned on

Lol the thread is oozing of sex kilode??

Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.

Painpill:
Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.

Ofcos he isn't...he only gets gay (happy) hanging around males. Perhaps his middle name is GAYbriel.

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My promiscuous boss accuses me of never being punctual for anything , she calls me a late "cumer"

Painpill:
Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.

i learnt he studied ASS-tronomy, i also learnt he is
making plans to visit " Ur Anus"

novakane:
My promiscuous boss accuses me of never being punctual for anything , she calls me a late "cumer"

Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.

novakane:
Now Lets take this wordplay to a whole nother level........ some girls moan so loud it can be "heard over hills" ... Some are so obsessed with shoes they can give "head over heels"

Vagina jokes ain't funny. Period!

PiccoloBrunelli:
Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.

U must've gotn so HIGH wyl at it

Painpill:
Lol the thread is oozing of sex kilode??

You avnt seen anything, we're still CUMING

AdunniIwo:
U must've gotn so HIGH wyl at it

Lol. I see you hun. Always having a comeback for my puns. No matter how spent I am you always make me cum back.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. I see you hun. Always having a comeback for my puns. No matter how spent I am you always make me cum back.

Dats cos I lov ur style

AdunniIwo:
Dats cos I lov ur style

I think your style is better. I just had it analysed.

PiccoloBrunelli:
I think your style is better. I just had it analysed.

Are we still PUNning?

AdunniIwo:
Are we still PUNning?

The sexual innuendos just make me pornder....

My teacher said W.H.O and Y.O.U are both health organisations headed by thesame director. so confusing that i had to ask
'excuse me ma. so, WHO ARE YOU?'

What do you call a snobbish criminal coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.

ure Lucky it wasnt on a ladder, that wld have also been "Rung" on so many levels.

Nicknamed my ash3wo gurlfriend Beyonce cos she runs the world..

There's a female Carpenter down my street, you won't believe how much she charged me just for one Nightstand.

novakane:
i learnt he studied ASS-tronomy, i also learnt he is
making plans to visit " Ur Anus"

Lol reminds me of Kanye's Tim Westwood freestyle.

Whether or not to legalize Weed is currently a Burning issue.

You guys are all HORRNNY and making SEXUAL MOVES. I can SEE THROUGH you guys and PICTURE all your STYLES but no PORN INTENDED.