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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2016
Im all covered in red paste from ma head "To ma toes"
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:10pm On Mar 16, 2016
These fulani herds men dont talk much cos their job is "past oral"
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 5:56pm On Mar 16, 2016
novakane:
Im all covered in red paste from ma head "To ma toes"
How careless! Please CLOSE UP that RED PASTE.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 12:56am On Mar 17, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*
Oh Bleep man! You're d greatest PUN STAR...do you ever SUCK at this?
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill:
To the unemployed here, never forget that the key to landing that dream job is to look Inside you and realize your worth. It's all about the "Inner view".
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Dirkcoyt: 2:03pm On Mar 17, 2016
It will only take one policy to truncate the "UN" in unemployment, But it won't hapen till we are a "United Nation",
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Dirkcoyt: 2:08pm On Mar 17, 2016
I only slept with her not sex
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
Now Lets take this wordplay to a whole nother level........ some girls moan so loud it can be "heard over hills" ... Some are so obsessed with shoes they can give "head over heels"
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jaylicioussss(f): 6:46pm On Mar 17, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*
that was dope, I think we should make u our pope, cus we need a good head to keep us turned on
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 6:55pm On Mar 17, 2016
Lol the thread is oozing of sex kilode??
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 6:56pm On Mar 17, 2016
Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:09pm On Mar 17, 2016
Painpill:
Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.
Ofcos he isn't...he only gets gay (happy) hanging around males. Perhaps his middle name is GAYbriel.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:10pm On Mar 17, 2016
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m):
My promiscuous boss accuses me of never being punctual for anything , she calls me a late "cumer"
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m):
Painpill:
Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.
i learnt he studied ASS-tronomy, i also learnt he is
making plans to visit " Ur Anus" grin
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:43pm On Mar 17, 2016
novakane:
My promiscuous boss accuses me of never being punctual for anything , she calls me a late "cumer"
Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:51pm On Mar 17, 2016
novakane:
Now Lets take this wordplay to a whole nother level........ some girls moan so loud it can be "heard over hills" ... Some are so obsessed with shoes they can give "head over heels"
Vagina jokes ain't funny. Period!
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:54pm On Mar 17, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.
U must've gotn so HIGH wyl at it
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:02pm On Mar 17, 2016
Painpill:
Lol the thread is oozing of sex kilode??
You avnt seen anything, we're still CUMING
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:35pm On Mar 17, 2016
AdunniIwo:
U must've gotn so HIGH wyl at it
Lol. I see you hun. Always having a comeback for my puns. No matter how spent I am you always make me cum back.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:42pm On Mar 17, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. I see you hun. Always having a comeback for my puns. No matter how spent I am you always make me cum back.
Dats cos I lov ur style wink
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:00am On Mar 18, 2016
AdunniIwo:
Dats cos I lov ur style wink
I think your style is better. I just had it analysed.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 12:07am On Mar 18, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
I think your style is better. I just had it analysed.
Are we still PUNning? huh
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:13am On Mar 18, 2016
AdunniIwo:
Are we still PUNning? huh
The sexual innuendos just make me pornder....
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GSteve001(m): 11:24am On Mar 18, 2016
My teacher said W.H.O and Y.O.U are both health organisations headed by thesame director. so confusing that i had to ask
'excuse me ma. so, WHO ARE YOU?'
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:24pm On Mar 18, 2016
What do you call a snobbish criminal coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:03pm On Mar 18, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.
ure Lucky it wasnt on a ladder, that wld have also been "Rung" on so many levels.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 3:15pm On Mar 18, 2016
Nicknamed my ash3wo gurlfriend Beyonce cos she runs the world.. grin
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 4:05pm On Mar 18, 2016
There's a female Carpenter down my street, you won't believe how much she charged me just for one Nightstand.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 4:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
novakane:
i learnt he studied ASS-tronomy, i also learnt he is
making plans to visit " Ur Anus" grin
Lol reminds me of Kanye's Tim Westwood freestyle.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 4:09pm On Mar 18, 2016
Whether or not to legalize Weed is currently a Burning issue.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(op): 5:19pm On Mar 18, 2016
You guys are all HORRNNY and making SEXUAL MOVES. I can SEE THROUGH you guys and PICTURE all your STYLES but no PORN INTENDED.
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