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HateU2:
1. I am single

The above lie can be rated the foremost lie you get to hear from Nigerian men. A man with twin babies in his house with a beautiful wife will still come to you and psyche you with the ‘I am single, don’t be deceived by my look’ line. He can look serious, promise you heaven on earth just to get whatever he wants.

(Now being single is such a taboo in this generation especially if you are good looking guy, ladies constantly doubt that you are, like it's an achievement to have a girlfriend and if u say you don't they automatically assume u sleep around, well i have been single for a while and i have tons of other things to keep my mind busy yes, sex happens when i want it to but i still remain it's no priority, so much teens are using the single thing to have loads of sex, 15 year old girls wants to be known with a boyfriend thereby having unprotected sex till he is tired and he is on to the next, the situation is serious and worse among the much more rural or would i say less flashy sides of Lagos, everybody wants to be seen to have a boyfriend or girlfriend, a lot of are under pressure so they lie that they have when they don't, for me when i do have then i do and when i don't i don't, my state of mind is constantly tryna worry about paying for rent, school issues, personal bills, me making it and striving to achieve the dreams i aim for, sex and girlfriends are cool but how in the world did those things become such heavy priorities, beats me )


2. It is not just sex

Most Nigerian men say this just to dissuade all red flags from the woman’s mind. This line gets unsuspecting ladies comfortable and most times it is always too late before she realizes that it is actually about sex. (U see dir life)

(i have a problem with the whole sex thing, 1st of all it is over-rated, next i believe sex should be a connection thing, u like him, he turns u on or a spontaneous act, or ur dating or an ex who gives crazy sex and vice versa for the guys, guys will low self esteem and usually the sex starved ones probably would use this line, believe it or not, i find it hard to use that line, if there is a connection we would know, one or either might deny it but u would know if this girl or guy turns u on, either on the phone or ways he or she looks @ u, things he or see says and all, lying to get sex is somehow cheap, am not sayn am not innocent but i like a crazy sex where she wants me could be d 1st, 2nd or 8th time we r meeting but those connection makes it a wow experience, lying about it is messed up, means one person wants to use the other)


3.I can never lie to you

Hehe! If you hear this from a man, just run..because he just lied! Nigerian men get to cover up their excesses with this line. He at one point or the other must have lied to you..maybe to make you feel cool. Even if he hasn’t done it, he will still do, so do not be too relaxed.

(Every guy is different, i am too much of a fun, open minded person to be tied down by lying, believe me lying is hard, once u lie, u have to use another lie to cover that lie and always maintain that lie with more lies and that to me is just too much work, some guys are crazy and adventurous but still down to earth just like myself, i for one like what i like,, using that line to me gan, i won't probably stammer cos it won't even sound real, now i believe there is what i term 'wasted information' which is telling people what they really need to hear or know as it could be used against you later, i can never lie to you is just useless, all this just for sex, like seriously then u have to avoid the girl or come up with more lies when the ded has been has been done, mann that's pointless tome but then again a lot of guys are sex starved and would say anything, just about anything to taste and have the bragging right with their friends, i know this as i use to have friends who did this, now it seems kind of childish somewhat)

I know my enemies will say 'ladies lie pass guys' but that one na super story . Guys will say anything just to get down with a lady . Their 3rd leg na wahala 4 dem.

Now i need to apologize for the lengthy reply, i am just saying everything as it comes to my mind and yes i could be the freakiest and naughtiest of pleasers when it comes to sex but after all these years, menn that thing is over-rated, some people have sex for just 20 minutes and sleep off feeling on top of the world and then people talk about it like it's one super important act that without it, people will die or something...

HateU2:
Another lie
Buhari must probe u too

Haba, wetin I do? I decided to help you to go and report all those liars and you want to implicate me.

HateU2:
I see with my eyes closed

See, who's now lying

LuveU2:
Chinese men are worse

you don't mean it...

LuveU2:
Chinese men are worse

are u crious
U don date em b4

Maxi112:
yawn*


mtcheew!


people will just be looking for trouble... I don't bleam them, I bleam those men way still dey lie cheap lies

HateU2:
No! No!!

Smh. To be candid...the truth sounds horrible to you ladies. Until a man seduces you with lies, you will never understand him.
Btw, i like your personal text. Can i PM you??

goddyjay:
I'm guilty of all these lies, let's be truthful these girls don't want the truth too

clap 4 yaself

HateU2:
1. I am single

The above lie can be rated the foremost lie you get to hear from Nigerian men. A man with twin babies in his house with a beautiful wife will still come to you and psyche you with the ‘I am single, don’t be deceived by my look’ line. He can look serious, promise you heaven on earth just to get whatever he wants.





2. It is not just sex

Most Nigerian men say this just to dissuade all red flags from the woman’s mind. This line gets unsuspecting ladies comfortable and most times it is always too late before she realizes that it is actually about sex. (U see dir life)




3.I can never lie to you

Hehe! If you hear this from a man, just run..because he just lied! Nigerian men get to cover up their excesses with this line. He at one point or the other must have lied to you..maybe to make you feel cool. Even if he hasn’t done it, he will still do, so do not be too relaxed.



I know my enemies will say 'ladies lie pass guys' but that one na super story . Guys will say anything just to get down with a lady . Their 3rd leg na wahala 4 dem.

Yea, d OP is right. Our ladies ar so dumb that most of them wil stil fall for dis antic after reading dis piece.

eminent007:
See, who's now lying :Ð

hrhehhehehe
U gaat me dir

keyzid:
Smh. To be candid...the truth sounds horrible to you ladies. Until a man seduces you with lies, you will never understand him.
Btw, i like your personal text. Can i PM you??

someone once mentioned this and it isn't far from the truth, same way some ladies dislike a good guy cos he has no flare, no spice, no ruggedness or sense of adventure or that bad boy image,, they come to the bad guys then later complain all guys are bad, liars and all sorts same with the guys, we want to end up with the good girls but wont wanna date or have fun with them, some guys say they are too boring and all sorts, the slutty fun, naughty one is the one the real cool crazy fun guys like but they all want to end up with the good girls, both parties are to blame jare as both parties lie.

hifaif1:
Haba, wetin I do? I decided to help you to go and report all those liars and you want to implicate me.

Yes o
U're 1 of dem

LuveU2:
Chinese men are worse

have you dated any

psychologist:
Coincidentally I use all this words on her today

And she still fall mager

HateU2:
hrhehhehehe
U gaat me dir

*dancing Skelewu and Shoki*

the thing is, if the men end up telling the truth to these ladies complaining about lies, OFF THEY GO.



Another thing is this....If ladies keep this in their brains and start moving around with this mindset, they will never meet a match.

HateU2:
1. I am single

The above lie can be rated the foremost lie you get to hear from Nigerian men. A man with twin babies in his house with a beautiful wife will still come to you and psyche you with the ‘I am single, don’t be deceived by my look’ line. He can look serious, promise you heaven on earth just to get whatever he wants.





2. It is not just sex

Most Nigerian men say this just to dissuade all red flags from the woman’s mind. This line gets unsuspecting ladies comfortable and most times it is always too late before she realizes that it is actually about sex. (U see dir life)




3.I can never lie to you

Hehe! If you hear this from a man, just run..because he just lied! Nigerian men get to cover up their excesses with this line. He at one point or the other must have lied to you..maybe to make you feel cool. Even if he hasn’t done it, he will still do, so do not be too relaxed.



I know my enemies will say 'ladies lie pass guys' but that one na super story . Guys will say anything just to get down with a lady . Their 3rd leg na wahala 4 dem.

for inside 10 tinz wey woman go tell u,na only one b true..quote me anywhere.

tosyne2much:
Thank God say I no dey tell these kind lies

Somebody needs to wake me up, I don faint

HateU2:
Yes o U're 1 of dem

How can I convince you that I am not one of them?

3rdlegxxx:
someone once mentioned this and it isn't far from the truth, same way some ladies dislike a good guy cos he has no flare, no spice, no ruggedness or sense of adventure or that bad boy image,, they come to the bad guys then later complain all guys are bad, liars and all sorts same with the guys, we want to end up with the good girls but wont wanna date or have fun with them, some guys say they are too boring and all sorts, the slutty fun, naughty one is the one the real cool crazy fun guys like but they all want to end up with the good girls, both parties are to blame jare as both parties lie.

Lol. Spotz on. That's just the truth.

I can't see any reason dat will make me 2 lie 4 girl

This Buhari government sef

hmmmm, to a lady in naija lie means truth because it's in their genetic makeup, their papa decieved dere mama nd they gave birth 2 dem so ever since, u hav 2 decieve DEM b4 dey'll blieve u. Naija babes una 2 much

HateU2:
are u crious
U don date em b4

schumastic:
have you dated any

What kind of questions are these

adonbilivit:
abeg how many Naija guys u don date?

how old are you?

Are u a real woman or a gold digger?

how dare u make a negative general remark about guys?

u think say we be that ur breaching cream wey u fit review?

guy, easy ooo, i dey feel your pain from here

naughtynaughty:
I am a virgin

hmmmm i won't say anything, at this stage, nothing can be said

Of recent, the NL frontpage and a pit latrine have something in common.

They both full of sheet.

Rhozabeth:
I wanted to write a comment but seeing that the @op is a female, i changed my mind because she will never understand my epistle!

Dude go on and write jare, let's your rather read your opinion, the topic has been over flogged but they still keep repeating it..

to tell you the truth when I saw the heading, automatically I know its coming from a lady

Alubarika follow me pls..

HateU2:
1. I am single

The above lie can be rated the foremost lie you get to hear from Nigerian men. A man with twin babies in his house with a beautiful wife will still come to you and psyche you with the ‘I am single, don’t be deceived by my look’ line. He can look serious, promise you heaven on earth just to get whatever he wants.





2. It is not just sex

Most Nigerian men say this just to dissuade all red flags from the woman’s mind. This line gets unsuspecting ladies comfortable and most times it is always too late before she realizes that it is actually about sex. (U see dir life)




3.I can never lie to you

Hehe! If you hear this from a man, just run..because he just lied! Nigerian men get to cover up their excesses with this line. He at one point or the other must have lied to you..maybe to make you feel cool. Even if he hasn’t done it, he will still do, so do not be too relaxed.



I know my enemies will say 'ladies lie pass guys' but that one na super story . Guys will say anything just to get down with a lady . Their 3rd leg na wahala 4 dem.

Just the tip, I am not having, I no de house, she us just a family friend/cousin, I have serious headache.... after ekaette don wash you finish....etc

3rdlegxxx:
hmmmm i won't say anything, at this stage, nothing can be said

comman say sumtin pls

HateU2:

did I call ur name?