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Youngpo413:
I hope you are not sheriff Hood of banshee?

Youngpo413:
I hope you are not sheriff Hood of banshee?

Stupedinluv:
But your story sounds almost scary

First a guy wanted to rape you in his Father's house? and what all his dad could say was leave her alone and respect her no without coming to beat the living hell out of his son

meeeeeehhhhhn

NewSheriff:
I could perceive the malodorous stupiditý of this thread from my browser's home screen.

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't never been to a dudes house.

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

Mprepz:
Chisos!!! ur lie just broke my screen

herbie27:
where do u meet ur bf?.

Stupedinluv:
But your story sounds almost scary

First a guy wanted to rape you in his Father's house? and what all his dad could say was leave her alone and respect her no without coming to beat the living hell out of his son

meeeeeehhhhhn

herbie27:
where do u meet ur bf?.

twerky:
Can i can that conji or what self, imagine this foolish dude telling me to take shower by force on a first date.
Thanks to my sharp tooth that did d biting on his chest before i pick race like Osein Bolt

KingCheezyPuff:
Don't have a boyfriend, but If I did it'd be at a public place.

BumBae:
* clear throat*

Ok i was 16 here
There was this guy school friends , actually group of friend but we were closer
His dad is nigerian very very strict !!! u know those huge guys dat just make u cry when they look yh those type of dads

Anywayz

He dad doesnt let his friends come over to visit , said its distraction etc they just strict
Anyway so onway back from school we went to his to chill his younger sis was around but just watching tv
No sign of dad
Anyway just gisting gossipping etc

Next thing we heard the main door slam so we muted the tv , he called his sis and asked who was that
Next we heard his dad voice " Tokunbo so your back"

Our heart stop fear ketch me ..was like omg ur dad is home .. So we heard him climbing the stairs didnt know wt to do so my friend panicked and told me to hide in his wardrobe so i did ..

His dad came into the room my dear i cant even tell u what he said
as soon as i heard his voice me science take over
*I wet myself yes guys ... I did * pee pee right there on all my cloths ...
After his dad left he told me to come out mehn i no an move damnnnn was really embarrassing but cuz we were good friend he n ver told any of out other friends till now we tease each other n laugh about it ..

But yes very very very embarrassing
Excuse typos

Valeree:
one evening I decided to visit this guy I really liked cos he lived around my area during my school days and has been inviting me over as he liked me back too, said I could come visit him Any time I wish.
I got there and I found my roommate sitting on his bed, but she kept making like she's about to leave but never did for over an hour, then the guy started making dry jokes in order to cheer me up,
then few minutes later another girl came in, she just walked in threw her bags on the bed and went to the kitchen to prepare noodles, this time, the guy started talking out of point to all of us, then another long minutes later another girl walked in, she just stood there and stared at the guy for like some seconds and then she stormed out of the room.
meanwhile me and my roommate, our eyes kept meeting and looking away from each other the whole time, until I decided to leave.
it was so awkward.

herbie27:
say wat's on ur mind.

herbie27:
stop wit the lies abeg.

Abi u've never fallen in love b4

Valeree:
one evening I decided to visit this guy I really liked cos he lived around my area during my school days and has been inviting me over as he liked me back too, said I could come visit him Any time I wish.
I got there and I found my roommate sitting on his bed, but she kept making like she's about to leave but never did for over an hour, then the guy started making dry jokes in order to cheer me up,
then few minutes later another girl came in, she just walked in threw her bags on the bed and went to the kitchen to prepare noodles, this time, the guy started talking out of point to all of us, then another long minutes later another girl walked in, she just stood there and stared at the guy for like some seconds and then she stormed out of the room.
meanwhile me and my roommate, our eyes kept meeting and looking away from each other the whole time, until I decided to leave.
it was so awkward.

SkinnyDude:
15 already smooching?! didn't u have parents? spoilt brat.. and for the niggar.. fvck! 19 and hooking up with a 15 yrs old girl! the niggar got inferiority complex and a wicked soul... i was 19, fvcking a 22 yrs old girl.. real guys don't do girls below 18

firstking01:
been watching you, not "stalkin"...you tryna so hard to play feminism,,,even the way you introduced yourself on the first day you reg on nairaland defined who you are...and i dnt wanna believe God wasted beauty on you with no brains which is a deficiency on your own side...my advice for you sweery, be free and open minded

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

twerky:
Can i can that conji or what self, imagine this foolish dude telling me to take shower by force on a first date.
Thanks to my sharp tooth that did d biting on his chest before i pick race like Osein Bolt

vizkiz:
why will I wanna embarrass a lady who comes visiting. What kindda guys do you people hang lout with sef

What is this mumu below me saying now?