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ndujekwu:
I like d choice of that word... "cocky"

Stupedinluv:
coughs

Same to u but keep your congratulation.
I dont open threads for the aim of making fp except when i need more views
Not like am proud of it, but sorry this is not my first thread on fp.

How i started this thread is how i chose to start cos i am me gerrit? so yea bye.

KingCheezyPuff:
Nah,just ain't got nothin' to tell....borin' life
I could make somethin' up
I got a active imagination. Tell us.
Misspicy come grace this thread with yer story.

I missed this cheerie,thread is lost now




I dropped one on the former thread

HateU2:
I knew it!!!
Phew!
She's a bad girl and will always be

herbie27:
guys!.

Doubleagent008:
lol. I imagine the scenes were to replay themselves, "she is my room mate would be a bad excuse.

Tommfrench:
sincerely, this copious American substandard English is "IQ threating"

uzoormah:
i wont harass or e-harass u

dayojags10:
she was like its her first time to my place, so she doesn't wanna collect money from me. You no wan collect money, you com turn to beggar, not like I even sex her or sometin ooh, You can imagine bro, that's the highest level of low self esteem I can ever imagine.

Jadekitana:
Hahaha why are you so interested in the aftermath?

I want to know whether ......

Ay04z:
it true life story joor.

KingCheezyPuff:
Thank you.But no, I live in a different country from you.

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.

I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

KingCheezyPuff:
Thank you.But no, I live in a different country from you.

KingCheezyPuff:
Thank you.But no, I live in a different country from you.

tosyne2much:
That's insecurity bro... So begging for alms was the right option for her so as to look decent in ur sight? Smh 4 her

Naughtysite:
Brain scan loading..

Ha your brain our mine?

uzoormah:
i know that already dear...

KingCheezyPuff:
Don't come here insultin' me.

Tommfrench:
nobody insulted you

You said my English was "IQ threatning"

Leriebloom:
Its the past now tho, i hardly remember i had a relationship with him.

ebyoma:


Visited my guy(now ex) some yrs ago.
He lived in a room and a parlour as a bachelor then. He had 2 young guys who were his neighbour.

So my guy(ex) and i ,after watching some adults movie had some hot romance and during the s3x Due to how exciting and swt it was, i was moaning (in fact screaming) to the extent my guy had to cover my mouth with his hand. but once the hand is out, i change gear and it becomes louder.lol
Wasn't doing that intentionally tho', was in a different planet.

He whispered to me not to scream coz of his neighbours, but that fell on deaf ears. so after the show he immediately wore his trouser to go ease himself, But when he opened the door, he caught one of the guys(his neighbour) eavesdropping at the door.

Later when he came in and told me about it, I was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't leave until it was dark.

Was imagining what the guy must have heard, my speaking in tongue or the naughty stuffs I was saying. couldn't look the guy in the eye while exchanging pleasantries since then.

And that has changed the way I speak in tongues during shows now.

make una no mind my construction, I no go school.

Chadso:
you're very beautiful... love your skin color too

KingCheezyPuff:
You said my English was "IQ threatning"

vanvick247:
Sum hilarious stories i've seen here. Especially wardrobe "weeing" tinz. Had to follow dis thread to d last page. I don laff tire. Thumbs up to dose who shared.

Tommfrench:
just called a spade, a spade

Jadekitana:
Water heater made me disgrace myself!
I went to see a friend far from my school, when BIU boys were reigning then I got stuck in his house cos it was raining heavily,so I had to sleep over. I needed to have my bath with very hot water because I was freezing so he switched on the water heater! We were watching movies so I totally forgot how hot the water would have been, I just jumped into the bath and opened the hot water knob to the last, it came out in full force very very hot. I screamed and ran out of the bathroom stark nakeed,i just saw him looking at me with total confusion. He kept asking babe what is it? Did u see a ghost? What happened? I was totally embarrassed. This is someone I was seriously styling for, he saw everything on a platter of gold. But I kinda like the way he handled the situation, he walked past me,went into the bathroom to adjust the whole thing, smiled one wicked cocky smile and said "you can now continue" I felt like entering the ground.

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.

I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't never been to a dudes house.