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I was just surfing the net for the diagram of a Male Sheep but instead i stumbled on a pack of wolves on the
"Ram page"

Dentistry e-books are not data consuming at all... Just a few mega "Bites" will do

Spending the weekend with my cousins on the island and all they do is Fart all day.... It feels like i just came all the way from festac to "See 'Em Mess". (Cms)

novakane:
Spending the weekend with my cousins on the island and all they do all day is Fart.... It feels like i came all the way from festac to "See 'Em Mess".

This is DOPE! It CRACKed me up

PiccoloBrunelli:
The sexual innuendos just make me pornder....

No reply yet but wait..........................................I'm CUMing.

AdunniIwo:
No reply yet but wait..........................................I'm CUMing.

38 fullstops! Such a gross misuse of a PORNtuation mark.

PiccoloBrunelli:
38 fullstops! Such a gross misuse of a PORNtuation mark.

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Mark these words, you'd be scored a thirty eight.

PiccoloBrunelli:
38 fullstops! Such a gross misuse of a PORNtuation mark.

You actually countd dat? You've got MOVES I don't knw abt yet. Plus I'm kinda tired of PORNing, too much's involved.

@piccollobrunelli i have a feeling ure on viagra but all the same "keep it up" son!
@ adunnilowo are u good with the " blow job"? Im looking for someone who can give me "Aural sax" lessons

novakane:
@piccollobrunelli i have a feeling ure on viagra but all the same "keep it up" son!
@ adunnilowo are u good with the " blow job"? Im looking for someone who can give me "Aural sax" lessons

Trust me, I'm d best wt the 'organ'

choi dis geh go kill person oo

Jude: ...don't tell me you want everything.
Me: don't misquote me! i want just the money and here in naija, MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING

Q: Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
A: can i push your stool in?

The cops arrested my flatmate today for growing Weed on the balcony. They came back later to arrest me when they realized it was actually a Joint venture.

D Lord comes quickly..... Bt I cum slowly

I was pissed when Peace said they were given two pieces apiece.

Painpill:
The cops arrested my flatmate today for growing Weed on the balcony. They came back later to arrest me when they realized it was actually a Joint venture.

Dos cops are 'high'...its just a plant.

novakane:
Q: Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
A: can i push your stool in?

Hahahahaha! Seriously dude!!!! That's awesomely gross!

Changed the Roof of my doghouse today, twaz really fun. Brb I'll narrate how it went asbestos I can.

I have a feeling my gym instructor is a cannibal cos she's always trying to teach me how to "keep feet" and when i try to make a pass at her, she gives me "the cold shoulder".

Pooing in a tin container to dispose off days later can be a can of worms.
Painpills, Novakane, PiccoloBrunelli and Adunnilwo, you guys are holding it down like its about to blow up

Q : how do u entertain a crowd of sick cannibals? A : just tell them to "throw up those hands in the air"

Today at a restaurant,a waiter was accosted for serving burnt omelette to customers, he replied politely, I'm sorry sir but I guess today isn't a "GOOD FRY DAY" for our chef.

Saw an old friend of mine on a plane so i screamed ''hi
jack''...before i knew what was going on, the entire cabin
crew and passengers on board had jumped out of the plane.. Now thats what i call the "HEIGHT OF FEAR" so i tried to do the same but i couldnt cos of the " FEAR OF HEIGHT"

The tight crown cuts off OXYGEN from the brain of our Impotent King; we all panicked knowing that there's no HEIR to the throne.

Numbers 69, give and it shall be given unto yu!

So I sent a text to my girl: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

She replied: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."

Sammypedro18:
Numbers 69, give and it shall be given unto yu!

chai! U can lie oooo

The devil's greatest asset is his Lie-ability

novakane:
The devil's greatest asset is his Lie-ability

For real? Is he now broke? Thought he was a Philucifer and lectured a bit before the university was moved to hell where he still retained Soul ownership? Smh the devil just doesn't Save.

I dont like it when my girl cooks for me, i prefer to "eat out"

After getting dreadful-looking tattoos somewhere between the hand and the arm, members of the al-shabaab have decided to adopt a new moniker... They now call themselves
"THE TERROR-WRISTS"