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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Vinshu(f): 6:25pm On Mar 30, 2016

smileysmiley:
please forgive Vinshu, she is high on something, always contradicting herself...

I never contradicted myself. If you want to asslick pls let us know not hiding behind someone's ass

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Nobody: 6:58pm On Mar 30, 2016

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

Nice. Please educate them more.

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by smileysmiley(f): 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2016

Vinshu:
I never contradicted myself. If you want to asslick pls let us know not hiding behind someone's ass

sweet Vinshu, you might not know me but someone with a double coated tongue like you can't be easily forgotten... I'm on going to go into details but I've had a similar issue like this with you before

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by smileysmiley(f): 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2016*

Vinshu:
I never contradicted myself. If you want to asslick pls let us know not hiding behind someone's ass

sweet Vinshu, you might not know me but someone with a double coated tongue like you can't be easily forgotten... I'm not going to go into details but I've had a similar issue like this with you before

Modified; maybe I should go into details a little, one minute you are a feminist and the next, you are looking for a man to pick your bills. Bitches like you are the reason men are confused about the real definition of the word "feminism"... Get a job and stop showing your stupidity on this forum

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by TDstarr: 4:33pm On Apr 01, 2016

Jadekitana:
1) A fake boyfriend is always a "scrub" attaching himself to rich friends just to impress you whereas he's a complete pauper,no kobo, no shishi.

2) A fake boyfriend never appreciates, he always expects more.

3) A fake boyfriend always wants to have sex 247,he believes every lady he's dating should be a sex machine to satisfy his broke ass.That's all he has to offer! His dick!

4) A fake boyfriend would never invite you to meet his family, it's a taboo to him.

5) A fake boyfriend dares not take you out and buy expensive brand of wines, his favourite drink is beer(180naira) while he orders malt or smirnoff ice for you to save cost. I lie?

6) A fake boyfriend always lies and cheats,thats his signature!

7) A fake boyfriend always has a phone password,infact he protects his phone more than his mum and takes it with him everywhere, even in the toilet.

A fake boyfriend fights in public to prove to you he's strong! How daft!

A fake boyfriend would never talk of future plans,because he doesn't plan to be in it.He avoids such topics like a plague.

9) A fake boyfriend would never take responsibility for his actions,he's ready to argue and nag till eternity,that fuels his ego cos actually he's a baby.

10) A fake boyfriend doesn't like to use a condom,he says it's better raw but when his babe gets pregnant the first word that comes to his mind is Abortion.

TRUE OR FALSE

this babe sef...seems you like money a lot...dont let the first thing you look for in a man be money..the real men with money don't flaaunt it quote me anywere...look at Tonto dikes testimony...Person like you most guys will pretend around you. Or chop and clean mouth cos you add no value to their lives

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Nobody: 12:07am On Jun 08, 2016

Herbie27

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 08, 2016

Hjdfff

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Nobody: 12:12am On Jun 08, 2016

Avalon316:
Herbie27

Trust me. You won't regret being my friend.

Plz!, i don't like hurting people, don't ask for it again n go to bed.

I can decide to be here till 1a.m cos ain't working bt the reverse is the case for u.

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by Nobody: 12:15am On Jun 08, 2016

herbie27:
Plz!, i don't like hurting people, don't ask for it again n go to bed.

I can decide to be here till 1a.m cos ain't working bt the reverse is the case for u.

I know you are kind-hearted.

Kisses.
Chat with ya,tomorrow.

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by VaginaTerrorist(m): 12:17am On Jun 08, 2016

Lazy Tick

Jadekitana:
1) A fake boyfriend is always a "scrub" attaching himself to rich friends just to impress you whereas he's a complete pauper,no kobo, no shishi.

2) A fake boyfriend never appreciates, he always expects more.

3) A fake boyfriend always wants to have sex 247,he believes every lady he's dating should be a sex machine to satisfy his broke ass.That's all he has to offer! His dick!

4) A fake boyfriend would never invite you to meet his family, it's a taboo to him.

5) A fake boyfriend dares not take you out and buy expensive brand of wines, his favourite drink is beer(180naira) while he orders malt or smirnoff ice for you to save cost. I lie?

6) A fake boyfriend always lies and cheats,thats his signature!

7) A fake boyfriend always has a phone password,infact he protects his phone more than his mum and takes it with him everywhere, even in the toilet.

A fake boyfriend fights in public to prove to you he's strong! How daft!

A fake boyfriend would never talk of future plans,because he doesn't plan to be in it.He avoids such topics like a plague.

9) A fake boyfriend would never take responsibility for his actions,he's ready to argue and nag till eternity,that fuels his ego cos actually he's a baby.

10) A fake boyfriend doesn't like to use a condom,he says it's better raw but when his babe gets pregnant the first word that comes to his mind is Abortion.

TRUE OR FALSE

Re: Counter Thread: 10 Qualities Of A Fake Boyfriend!!! by peter(m): 12:27am On Jun 08, 2016

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